Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

I'm hoping for Ralph to make an appearance in court just to be served with Pantsu's divorce filing.
Ralph already filed for divorce himself. (There's a loophole in New York state law that says if an estranged couple is still together then there is no way to compel shared custody and the Morrises were using that as a way to keep from having contact with him.)
 
Ralph already filed for divorce himself. (There's a loophole in New York state law that says if an estranged couple is still together then there is no way to compel shared custody and the Morrises were using that as a way to keep from having contact with him.)
How long were they married before she flew the coop? I can't keep track of time in the sektur.
 
I’m just amazed at how Ralph seemingly finds new lows to descend to. Every single time you thought it couldn’t get any he finds a way to subvert your expectations.

The past 5 odd years feel like a fucking blur. One moment he’s getting shoutouts from pewdiepie and destroying Mundanematt the next thing you know he’s a fat crippled alcoholic wallowing in his own piss in a dilapidated shack in Merida who’ll never be able to see the children he fathered on account of a nationwide arrest warrant for a goddamn misdemeanour.

The only thing left is his hollering pisses of the cops enough to deport him or the cartels to reunite him with Ronnie and Sandra

If he wasn’t such a vile unrepentant pile of shit I’d feel bad for him jfc.
 
:really: Ok Ralph so if I'm your lawyer then that means they can't force us to testify against each other.
It worked for OJ. The problem is that the privilege belongs to the accused and if they disclose what they've discussed with their lawyer then they effectively waive that privilege - and Ralph can't keep his mouth shut.
 
I’m just amazed at how Ralph seemingly finds new lows to descend to. Every single time you thought it couldn’t get any he finds a way to subvert your expectations.

The past 5 odd years feel like a fucking blur. One moment he’s getting shoutouts from pewdiepie and destroying Mundanematt the next thing you know he’s a fat crippled alcoholic wallowing in his own piss in a dilapidated shack in Merida who’ll never be able to see the children he fathered on account of a nationwide arrest warrant for a goddamn misdemeanour.

The only thing left is his hollering pisses of the cops enough to deport him or the cartels to reunite him with Ronnie and Sandra

If he wasn’t such a vile unrepentant pile of shit I’d feel bad for him jfc.
I feel blessed that I have no idea who he or anyone was until Chris Chan got arrested and I feel like it's been all downhill for him since.
 
I think it was 9 months or so. Just short enough for Null to be proven right that she started the year single and would end the year single
IIRC it wasn't "single" but "Unmarried" since she was dating ralph since the Faith arc ended.

And technically she's still married to him because the divorce isn't finalized. He's hiding out in MEH-HE-CO and won't sign any paperwork or anything, unless I missed something major.
 
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Jail would be a death sentence. I think he would die from the drug/alcohol withdrawals.
They would just take him to the hospital. There is such a thing as in patient hospitalization for drug rehab. They will cuff piggy to the bed and have the door locked from the outside. Nurses will come in with hospital security in tow and they will load him up with what he needs to survive the withdrawal before taking him back.

Only issue is Minnesotta will have to pay for it.
 
From what I understand Pantsu is delaying the divorce to prevent Ralph from having any visitation rights.
That's fucking retarded on her part and if proven will only help Ralph in court. MAYBE the leaked audio would help with why she didn't want him to visit but holding up the divorce to spite him is likely the bigger issue.
 
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IIRC it wasn't "single" but "Unmarried" since she was dating ralph since the Faith arc ended.

And technically she's still married to him because the divorce isn't finalized. He's hiding out in MEH-HE-CO and won't sign any paperwork or anything, unless I missed something major.
May should pull a powermove and declare Ralph legally dead. Is he capable of proving he's alive at this point since he's running out of documented proof he's Ethan Ralph? There's a non-zero percent she'd be successful.
 
May should pull a powermove and declare Ralph legally dead. Is he capable of proving he's alive at this point since he's running out of documented proof he's Ethan Ralph? There's a non-zero percent she'd be successful.
One could make a strong case for him being brain dead just by watching a stream.
 
May should pull a powermove and declare Ralph legally dead. Is he capable of proving he's alive at this point since he's running out of documented proof he's Ethan Ralph? There's a non-zero percent she'd be successful.

Just go into court and play the video of him denying the name his daddy gave him in Minnesota.
 
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