Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[3-2-1836]

I guess Ralph can just stay in Mexico illegally until the statute of limitations runs out in like five years or whatever it is for Minnesota.

Not so fast

2024 Minnesota Statutes Section 628.26 LIMITATIONS.​

(l) The limitations periods contained in this section shall exclude any period of time during which the defendant was not an inhabitant of or usually resident within this state.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Not so fast

Thank you for looking that up. So I guess Ralph has to completely abandon the country his daddy gave him or sneak back in and live off the grid for the rest of his life. I guess that's the logical thing instead of just showing up to fucking court.

Maybe he will come back and actually live on his swamp land.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That estimate is probably the only conservative thing about Ethan Ralph.

I feel like losing a child he only thinks of as a prop to his ego and a drain on his income is a small price for playing capo for the Balldo Mafia. Presumably if he stays in Mexico they can't target his sources of income?

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He doesn't seem that bothered to be honest.

"madcap" = drug and alcohol fueled slopfest.

 

[Poop Shoot]

lol, Nick’s gonna end up being his lawyer

 

[mindlessobserver]

Can't believe there's a whole thread on the Kiwi Fags to try to gaslight Ralph into thinking he can't cross the border to see his only child (Xanduh if you wanna know the truth about it). Ralph should rent a motorcycle (<-- legal) to drive across the border (<-- legal) and own all the a-lawgs and that punk bitch Matthew Vickers (<-- punk bitch).

He should also do it like Coach red pill and publicly state his intentions as well as what specific border crossing he will use

 

[SpellforceFan]

He doesn't seem that bothered to be honest.

If it was anyone else posting that, it would have been a good (if morbid) joke.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Ralph continues to shoot himself in the hoof. From the Rekieta thread:

Ralph is not making his situation any better.
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He doesn’t seem to know the difference between restreaming and watching clips.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Ralph continues to shoot himself in the hoof. From the Rekieta thread:

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His tweets really are something else aren't they, it's impressive to lose your thought process every 2 words.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ged up, Ged up For Stearns County Minnesota! Step right this way!

Ged up, it's Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up, It's Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (And it's "body-only")
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (So get your ass up Hombre)
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff

The Stearns County's Sheriff
Is waiting to take you away
(Waiting to take you away!)

Ged up, it's Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up, it's Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (They've got everything they need!)
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (90-days Guaranteed!)
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff

The Stearns County's Sheriff
Is hoping to take you away
Hoping to take you away!

A Misdemeanor...

Ah... The Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (And it's across the nation!)
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff
Ged up (Maybe get Registration!)
Ged up for Stearns County's Sheriff

The Stearns County Sheriff's Chevy
Is coming to take you away
Coming to take you away!
The Stearns County Sheriff's Chevy
Is dying to take you away
Dying to take you away
Take you to-day!!!​

 

[The Internet Dick]

This is actually really cool of Ralph, I could never be so anti-establishment. What will he do next, put out revenge porn of some Mexican latina?

You've clearly never dated a Mexican girl. They are the ones at the door, not you.

 

[3-2-1836]

Thank you for looking that up. So I guess Ralph has to completely abandon the country his daddy gave him or sneak back in and live off the grid for the rest of his life. I guess that's the logical thing instead of just showing up to fucking court.

Maybe he will come back and actually live on his swamp land.

He already sold the swamp for pills

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

He already sold the swamp for pills

Who was the buyer?

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

Old news, new thread. I doubt Mexico will bother extraditing Ralph over misdemeanor contempt of court. Stranger things have happened, but Ralph has lolcow plot armor, so he should be fine. He will not be able to visit Xander until this is "cleared up" in his words.

Xander will be 21 by then. Willl be like Dr Evil and his son Scott, except even more effed up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Who was the buyer?

The Church of Faith. It’s perfection.

 

[Aries~Shawty]

Whats below rock bottom? What ever it is Ralph is in it deep.

He’s clipped straight through the map, fallen deep out of bounds, and he can just about spot rock bottom if he squints hard as he peers (longingly) up.

 

[cybertoaster]

State of Minnesota vs Ethan Oliver Ralph
Case Number: 73-CR-24-9066

It's gunt-ver...

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

There's been a lot happening with Ralph Balldo Emerson lately so maybe I missed it. Surely Nick Rekieta, Ralph's very best friend who he slept in airports and traveled like a gypsy for 3 days to see, only to get publicly humiliated and issued a warrant for his arrest, has come out and voiced his full support of his good buddy?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Not so fast

Bish the correct play is obvious! Ralph just has to smuggle his fat ass into Minnesota and live in the second Kompound with April for five years without giving it away, and then he's free and clear!

 

[The Repeated Meme]

The Blaxicans and Chinxicans are still technically Latin as long as they were born and raised in a Latin American country and grew up speaking the language.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So how good are the rumors that Ralph got the link for the court zoom call from Rekieta accessing Aaron's Gmail account? He really will get to enjoy Prison if that is the case.