Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[ObadiahBumbly]

Honestly I'd rather my tax dollars go to catching murderers and rapists rather than big fat retards who stream a court proceeding without permission.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Honestly I'd rather my tax dollars go to catching murderers and rapists rather than big fat retards who stream a court proceeding without permission.

They don't call him Rape-It Ralph for no reason!

 

[Wodanaz]

I think being arrested and sent to enjoy prison would unironically be an improvement in ralph's life circumstances. look at how (briefly) his life improved after his first bout in the joint.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Surprised this is what he gets a warrant for. Not saying he is gonna get Aaron killed. Nah, threatening a witness is fine, but restreaming!? Horrible.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Can't believe there's a whole thread on the Kiwi Fags to try to gaslight Ralph into thinking he can't cross the border to see his only child (Xanduh if you wanna know the truth about it). Ralph should rent a motorcycle (<-- legal) to drive across the border (<-- legal) and own all the a-lawgs and that punk bitch Matthew Vickers (<-- punk bitch).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Can't believe there's a whole thread on the Kiwi Fags to try to gaslight Ralph into thinking he can't cross the border to see his only child (Xanduh if you wanna know the truth about it). Ralph should rent a motorcycle (<-- legal) to drive across the border (<-- legal) and own all the a-lawgs and that punk bitch Matthew Vickers (<-- punk bitch).

Agree. If you're on a motorcycle and they try to pull you over, they can't chase you if you reach a certain speed. They definitely can't if you're already going that speed actually. They won't even try.

 

[purpleflurp]

Honestly I'd rather my tax dollars go to catching murderers and rapists rather than big fat retards who stream a court proceeding without permission.

Wild hogs are an invasive specie that can upset the natural ecosystem, so I believe this falls more under the EPA's purview than the DOJ's

That and catching Ralph just requires cheap wigger booze, a stick, a piece of string, and a large enough box to trap him in.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan Fan]

Most likely it would be the usa marshals that would be sent to get ralph but only when he re enters the usa.

What a stupid waste of time and resources. He should just do a ramen fundraiser show and go sit out the month he'd have to serve

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Agree. If you're on a motorcycle and they try to pull you over, they can't chase you if you reach a certain speed. They definitely can't if you're already going that speed actually. They won't even try.

 

[GosuGopher]

I almost don't want to post this, because it's Dick Masterson smugly baiting for @Null to pay attention to him

From TheDickShow #435 at ~1:48:00
(recorded on Sunday Nov 10th, 2024)
https://vimeo.com/1028230297/da3adb858a

Dick gets Ralph to drunkenly agree to cross the border if KiwiFarms pays him to try. (Skip to 0:27 for the direct call-out)

Also sorry for the shit encode, only have my phone and editing video on mobile sucks.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Question for legal experts: does the local American consulate and/or embassy in the Yucatan fall within the scope of this warrant even though it is not technically a part of the United States?

Ethan recently admitted that his Virginia driver's license has lapsed and that he's now stuck with an international driver's license. He also lost his passport on one of his recent trips to San Diego. The only American ID he still has is his passport card, and he has complained that he needs to go to the consulate in person to get a new passport book. Given his propensity for losing ID, if he can't replace his documents without the chance of being detained by the American authorities at the consulate, he might be in real trouble.

Mexico itself won't extradite over a misdemeanor, but these staff members and security forces aren't Mexican law enforcement, they're agents of the US government. Does anyone know for sure what the full scope of this type of seemingly unusual warrant is?

If his ID is flagged everywhere, then he's probably screwed.

This is why when cops pull you over they run your ID because there's a not-insignificant number of routine traffic stops are wanted criminals. Ralph could probably evade the law and re-enter America with a falsified passport but he doesn't have those connections. If Null is right about that American services will slowly go away, that's only going to be the biggest hurt to Ralph if something crazy happens like his bank account and credit cards get locked out.

 

[JAKL II]

Ralph could probably evade the law and re-enter America with a falsified passport

Trust me, while very funny, Ralph isn't risking 5 to 25 to do that, I think he is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, but I even draw a line on shit he has enough braincells left to know not to do.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Trust me, while very funny, Ralph isn't risking 5 to 25 to do that, I think he is one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, but I even draw a line on shit he has enough braincells left to know not to do.

I was thinking getting involved with some dangerous people that ends with his head and gunt being no longer connected.

 

[Null]

Dick gets Ralph to drunkenly agree to cross the border if KiwiFarms pays him to try. (Skip to 0:27 for the direct call-out)

No, I will let Ralph continue to hide and not see his children and remain a fugitive with decreasing access to American institutions as his documents begin to expire without renewal. If Juju is hoping for a mention he's barking up the wrong tree.

 

[AltisticRight]

One's denied the country his daddy gave him, the other is denied an appeal. Both are in denial. Many such cases.

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

No, I will let Ralph continue to hide and not see his children and remain a fugitive with decreasing access to American institutions as his documents begin to expire without renewal. If Juju is hoping for a mention he's barking up the wrong tree.

It's pretty wild that the only attention/views those guys get anymore is probably from the Farms or Casino, and they are desperate to get attention...sad, really...

 

[Vect]

Weight: 245lbs.

That estimate is probably the only conservative thing about Ethan Ralph.

I feel like losing a child he only thinks of as a prop to his ego and a drain on his income is a small price for playing capo for the Balldo Mafia. Presumably if he stays in Mexico they can't target his sources of income?



He doesn't seem that bothered to be honest.

 

[Null]

Ralph quintessentially will never admit he has done anything wrong. Nothing to do if he is actually happy.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"The Killstream is doing great" aka getting more than 200 viewers for the first time in a long time only because he is pillstreaming again and people want to see him fall out of his chair, pass out or die on stream.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Well Ralph, you really done it now. Active warrant, nationwide. The State of Minnesota has decided that, yes they will indeed pick up the tab to have your saggy, 4 titted ass hauled back to their state to face charges, should you ever decide to step foot back on to the soil of the country your daddy gave you. What a retard. You just had to get involved in Rackets' shit. You were so desperate for a W on Josh and the farms that you got yourself banned from Trump's America. We the people in the United States will be winning. You, on the other hand, will be slowly driven into destitution, while the population of Marida explodes from all the deportation. This is your fate Ethan. Don't call it a grave, it's the path you chose.