Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Guys! I bet you feel bad now, cuz Vicky is really sick this time. She’s in hospital so it must be true!

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Needing the nurses to move her legs? That’s just weird, not a sign of fatigue.
 
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Fortunately, even though she can't stay awake or move her legs, mystifying the staff of an entire hospital with her unique illness, she can still type endlessly into her phone 24/7. A true miracle of our ages! Considering that she is totally jewish, like for real, guys, could that mean she is the pooner messiah?

I would say most definetly yes, in the same vein nobody could deny her being Jewish or a man.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
Guys! I bet you feel bad now, cuz Vicky is really sick this time. She’s in hospital so it must be true!

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Needing the nurses to move her legs? That’s just weird, not a sign of fatigue.
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I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the break room. I bet they absolutely hate her. Even the sickest patients can move their limbs; the only guy I ever gave a pass to was a paraplegic. He would have if he could have though, which means wealthy little Vicky has been upstaged by a trailer-dwelling fent addict.

She's the only person on the planet who would be happy to get test-induced-locked-in syndrome.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
She's into watching amputees, which doesn't surprise me.
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I think she's got a disability/wheelchair fetish, and the "sex work" she talks about is wheelchair fetish material. Probably having nurses move her limbs is part of it.
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I have to wonder if nurses google their suspected munchie patients. I would not be able to restrain myself from doing so.
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I've seen r/medicine threads where they seem very aware of which of their patients have sickstagrams, but I haven't seen anybody mention finding their patients on the farms/illnessfakers. I'm sure it does happen though.

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Odds that this infection was intentionally induced vs odds that it wasn't intentional but she's just so absolutely disgusting it was inevitable?
 
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I know a lot of Victoria's fans here, including me, were convinced that after losing all control of her legs and livetweeting her hospital experience, our favourite pooner was at the brink of death.

Fortunately, we can all breath a sign of relief: She had a miraculous recovery! Praised be genderqueer Yahweh!

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This enables her to retweet a post about the evils of capitalism and how gratuitous medications and powerchairs for munchies everything Victoria has no need for at the moment do not only achieve nothing positive, but also pollute our planet and have a negative impact on everybody else's quality of life.

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Jupiter Doughnuts said:
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Odds that this infection was intentionally induced vs odds that it wasn't intentional but she's just so absolutely disgusting it was inevitable?
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I'm going with unintentional due to being disgusting. Victoria strikes me as the type who's a munchie because she can't handle discomfort, not a Kelly Ronahan type who's a munchie because she can.

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This enables her to retweet a post about the evils of capitalism and how gratuitous medications and powerchairs for munchies everything Victoria has no need for at the moment do not only achieve nothing positive, but also pollute our planet and have a negative impact on everybody else's quality of life.

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$20 says that whoever originally made this tweet is also on record complaining about how it's unfair that nice things are expensive because they deserve nice things.
 
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Sperghetti said:
I'm going with unintentional due to being disgusting. Victoria strikes me as the type who's a munchie because she can't handle discomfort, not a Kelly Ronahan type who's a munchie because she can.


$20 says that whoever originally made this tweet is also on record complaining about how it's unfair that nice things are expensive because they deserve nice things.
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I'm going for induced

The human GI tract literally handles human shit all day, it takes a lot to break it
And what a turnup for the record books! She literally has to be hospitalised just as her stupid mean poopy head professor says she should drop out because she can't be arsed to turn up to class

I'm gonna guess she took some brewer's yeast or something else to upset her GI tract and did a triple axel turkey baster somersault dismount into her power chair to wait 24 hours before rolling along to A&E
which to her mind means Attention & Emotional reassurance

I'd love to know where these hospital bills are going, sure she might be on insurance but don't you yanks have like minimums and co pays and stuff
 
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Flamin Park said:
I'm going for induced

The human GI tract literally handles human shit all day, it takes a lot to break it
And what a turnup for the record books! She literally has to be hospitalised just as her stupid mean poopy head professor says she should drop out because she can't be arsed to turn up to class

I'm gonna guess she took some brewer's yeast or something else to upset her GI tract and did a triple axel turkey baster somersault dismount into her power chair to wait 24 hours before rolling along to A&E
which to her mind means Attention & Emotional reassurance

I'd love to know where these hospital bills are going, sure she might be on insurance but don't you yanks have like minimums and co pays and stuff
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Re: copays, if she's on Medicaid (state-sponsored coverage for poors), those costs are minimal if any. If it's through the University, same situation might be true. I'm guessing she's not paying a lot out of pocket.
 
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Woman who has wasted her 20s munching in a powerchair, rarely leaving her squalid apartment, with the odd failed attempt at a degree or rehab, has REALLY lived life.

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She must be pretty gleeful cos some bloodwork was off and she, with no medical qualifications, doesn't know what that means:
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Weird they left coronaviruses off there, but put what looks to me like a lambda phage (pls noo booly have peripheral knowledge of this, not encyclopedic knowledge of what every microbe looks like):

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It does not try to kill you, twerp, it either replicates or does not. One can argue that killing or incapacitating the host is usually not evolutionarily beneficial, if it stops them infecting other hosts to replicate in.

Nor do the vast majority of infections, in the vast majority of hosts, destroy your immune system. Not exposing your immune system to new threats for years will mess it up though. As will, ahem, immunosuppresants and a terrible lifestyle.
 
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glioblastoma multiforme said:
Woman who has wasted her 20s munching in a powerchair, rarely leaving her squalid apartment, with the odd failed attempt at a degree or rehab, has REALLY lived life.

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She must be pretty gleeful cos some bloodwork was off and she, with no medical qualifications, doesn't know what that means:
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Weird they left coronaviruses off there, but put what looks to me like a lambda phage (pls noo booly have peripheral knowledge of this, not encyclopedic knowledge of what every microbe looks like):

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It does not try to kill you, twerp, it either replicates or does not. One can argue that killing or incapacitating the host is usually not evolutionarily beneficial, if it stops them infecting other hosts to replicate in.

Nor do the vast majority of infections, in the vast majority of hosts, destroy your immune system. Not exposing your immune system to new threats for years will mess it up though. As will, ahem, immunosuppresants and a terrible lifestyle.
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Its weird how the human mind works: the lunar space ship thing is a bacteriophage related to the HIV/AIDS virus (I'm no expert). I remember being really sick during my first year of college and had a really neat lecture of the HIV/AIDS virus structure and transmission and that structure came up. I think it was just related to the life cycle of the virus, but it's a cool structure to me.
 
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Weird they left coronaviruses off there, but put what looks to me like a lambda phage (pls noo booly have peripheral knowledge of this, not encyclopedic knowledge of what every microbe looks like):
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I did what every self respecting health care professional would do, I tried identifying the little fellas by comparing them with Giant Microbes™️ (my son loved them). Incredibly, I failed. :(

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glioblastoma multiforme said:
Weird they left coronaviruses off there, but put what looks to me like a lambda phage (pls noo booly have peripheral knowledge of this, not encyclopedic knowledge of what every microbe looks like):

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It does not try to kill you, twerp, it either replicates or does not. One can argue that killing or incapacitating the host is usually not evolutionarily beneficial, if it stops them infecting other hosts to replicate in.

Nor do the vast majority of infections, in the vast majority of hosts, destroy your immune system. Not exposing your immune system to new threats for years will mess it up though. As will, ahem, immunosuppresants and a terrible lifestyle.
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The red thing with a tail is some kind of bacterium (salmonella, cholera, and vibrio all have those cute little flagella), the green balls are probably streptococcus, the moon lander is a bacteriophage, and the moldy fried egg thing looks like a poorly-executed cross section of a bacterium or cell. And yeah, bacteria and viruses don't "try" to do shit except survive and reproduce, and survival and reproduction necessitate not killing their host organism outright. Mutations aren't a given and don't often take hold in populations beyond a single generation. And you're right about the immune system exposure aspect, these dumb munchies are definitely doing more harm to themselves than any of the millions of ubiquitous bacteria on our bodies / in our environments.

That's not even the most idiotic part of this embroidery though - phages are a type of virus that kill bacteria and have been used in place of antibiotics (phage therapy; currently they're used in cases of antibiotic resistance, and also used in food processing to control food-borne pathogens) so including one with this stupid phrase is just plain dumb. These people should really crack open a college-level biology book some time instead of figuring out all the ways they can be victims of merely existing on this planet.
 
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She's on her way out of the hospital, and so 'tis the season for e-begging.

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This latest arc smells REAL funky. In the past she's posted in excruciating detail about her mythical ailments and the treatments she's secured for them. This time, an alleged six days in the hospital, spent mostly retweeting or radio silent, because of...something? And she leaves with a scrip for...something? Hmm...
 
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