Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

Forever lollin' that goon thinks the grossest part is hitting on a 16 y/o and not the pedo baby shit eating part.

Don't yuck his yum you motherfuckers!

This, really this. His fetish is literally baby shit sex. That is the gross problem. There maybe some 16 year olds who are into gross shit, but one thing is certain.*

No baby or little child will ever have the mental capacity or biological capability to consent to his shit eating sex. No. Nope. Never. Yet Smhorky wants this, and this is by far the grossest thing he can do. I can't even think up a grosser fetish.

Leading teenage tards into scat sex is certainly very shady, but it pales in comparison to the baby shit sex he craves.

*Remember it takes two to roleplay.
 
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i'm pretty sure the main reason everyone's reasonably concerned is because internet deviancy sometimes doesn't like to stay confined to the internet, and nobody wants to take that chance when actual children are involved. i'd rather not wait to see if he does fuck an actual 14 year old, if you don't mind.
For newer members Nick Bate, convicted pedophile is a likely reason many are concerned, we used to post about him and many assumed he was all talk and just talked about his pedo scat fetishes for attention until he admitted to molesting his sister at a young age in court.

Shmorky in comparison though is not as dumb and more devious and manipulative.
 
Shmorky in comparison though is not as dumb and more devious and manipulative.
Dave to me seems like the kinda guy who ABSOLUTELY KNOWS (which is a fallacy because even 4'2" mongoloids like MechaSonichu can get laid) he will never get laid with a rational normal woman so he has to resort to incredibly horny and fat teengirls or literal retards. It doesn't seem like he's a scheming little twat and more that he's just dealing the cards he was dealt.

normal guys who are a little retarded or ugly with no confidence will resort to prostitution but special snowflake spastics like dave kelly think they're better than that so they wanna blow a load from their chode in to a sperg abode cause it's "real"
 
For newer members Nick Bate, convicted pedophile is a likely reason many are concerned, we used to post about him and many assumed he was all talk and just talked about his pedo scat fetishes for attention until he admitted to molesting his sister at a young age in court.

Shmorky in comparison though is not as dumb and more devious and manipulative.
is there a thread on nick bate? i didn't see one in the records
 
For newer members Nick Bate, convicted pedophile is a likely reason many are concerned, we used to post about him and many assumed he was all talk and just talked about his pedo scat fetishes for attention until he admitted to molesting his sister at a young age in court.

Shmorky in comparison though is not as dumb and more devious and manipulative.

Good to mention this. We do have a record of dealing with coprophilic pedophiles since the prosecutors for Nick's case came here.

But as Pickle points out, we don't want that happening again. We don't want him to go from saying all this shit (no pun intended) to actually doing this shit with underaged kids.
 
At least Nick Bate (of all people) has more standards than what Dave has done with his past action. Hell even Jared Fored and the other pedophiles and serial killers would take a step back at this horrendous beast.

yeah dude like he's literally worse than hitler

Edit: but srsly lol calm down
 
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Did Lowtax post in this thread? I'm not reading 124 pages lol.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/lowtax.10927/

If you think a dude who only engages in conversation about his preferred topics and tunes out every time the woman he wants to fuck tries to discuss issues that matter to her is an unusual scenario, you and I had very different dating pools in our teens and twenties.

lol i still do this b/c i'm not a cuck

(catbountry)

That's @Meowthkip, our community ambassador to Tumblr and farmhand on the Tumblr board. They hate her but whenever I log into Tumblr to check hatemail all I see her posting is some fucking gay pokemon shit.

lol i dox her street address to her tumblr enemies all the time but none of them have the balls to do anything about it irl

lol i still do this b/c i'm not a cuck

lmfao sorry @carefully but we're basically all just as bad as shmorky except we just like big boobs or w/e instead of babies getting shitfucked
 
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Well, that certainly escalated.

I'm inclined to agree with plebcomics in that shmorky definitely needs to be institutionalised. Not quite so comfortable with the whole 'everyone's got kinks' justification though - a kink is one thing, forcing it as an RP scenario on multiple people is quite another, and the level of displayed obsession points at the potential for rather more horrifying possibilities.
 
For newer members Nick Bate, convicted pedophile is a likely reason many are concerned, we used to post about him and many assumed he was all talk and just talked about his pedo scat fetishes for attention until he admitted to molesting his sister at a young age in court.

Shmorky in comparison though is not as dumb and more devious and manipulative.
yeah, this is exactly my point. Nick Bate was a level of crazy everyone laughed off until it turned out his crazy started actually effecting real people. that's not to say @carefully's situation is any less real; actually, their situation points out how much potential there is for Shmorky to be several times more of a threat than Bate ever was. we're just hearing from Shmorky's ex and @carefully, god only knows what might happen, or what possibly already happened. he was around Lowtax's kids after all.

Shmorky is not stupid, he's not "just weird", and he is far from harmless. i really don't want an echo of Nick Bate happening again when it could have very easily been stopped dead in its tracks.
 
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I guess it depends on your nationality, where he lives the age of consent is 18 but also the 16 year old suffers from schizophrenia so Shmorky is acting in a predatory fashion, generally I wouldn't care too much though if they both were emotionally and mentally on the same level (And over the age of consent) but Shmorky has a history of abusing vulnerable women all while trying to make out he is the victim.

Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so retarded that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 18), then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 18), then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.
Nobody cares lol
 
Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not so exceptional that I've closely followed this, I do admit) but Shmorky never made any actual advances upon this girl, did he? No, "hey maybe you/I can visit someday" or "where is your address" or anything like "someday we'll be together in real life when you're old enough" (as in, he was actually grooming a teenager). It was all exclusive to simple online chats/some dumbass scat RP, right?

If not, then I'll redact my statements at least a little bit. If he did indeed truly try to groom someone so much younger than him (and under the age of 18), then there's more legitimate reason to be angry towards him, and that was a huge foul on his part. If it was just some internet friendship that Shmorky pushed his dumbfuck fetish on, then I retain my judgment that this is a piss-weak dramabomb and that people are only flocking to the faux-drama because it surrounds some vaguely recognizable Internet personality.

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor and obviously someone saying "who gives a fuck lol" is going to be received poorly, I just felt I wanted to at least put my two cents into it, beings that Something Awful and its surrounding personalities kind of shaped who I became on the internet.
tl:dr
 
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