Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Its really not that special, delusional parasitosis is one of the sort of...standard issue concerns seen in psychosis. there are certain delusions that are extremely common (and interestingly, have been for a very long time including before certain technological advances), one of which is things under your skin, people inserting thoughts in your head, agencies controlling you/stalking you (gangstalking people in my opinion are 100% undiagnosed or untreated people in psychosis), being a god, someone controlling you, and signs/messages meant only for you.
 
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Eventide said:
Yeah, but I've noticed its more likely to be discussed in non-munchie (yet equally as deranged) alien abductee internet communities 👽. Apparently its related to Grey alien/Praying Mantis alien implants (but not the Nordics - they use metal implants 🖖). Abductees think they're infected with self replicating fiber optic wires 🤦‍♀️

...I went down an alien abductee TikTok rabbit hole recently. Had a hard time telling if abductees were larping, had sleep paralysis, or were profoundly mentally ill. Perhaps a combination of all 3?
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Where could I find these internet communities? I don’t have a TikTok account… but they sound like they might hang out in old school forums.
 
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Sailor Kim Jong Moon said:
Where could I find these internet communities? I don’t have a TikTok account… but they sound like they might hang out in old school forums.
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Besides TikTok, I'm not really sure. Most of the alien conspiracy forums they'd hang out on back in the day no longer exist. Maybe AboveTopSecret, if that message board is still around?
 
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Eventide said:
Besides TikTok, I'm not really sure. Most of the alien conspiracy forums they'd hang out on back in the day no longer exist. Maybe AboveTopSecret, if that message board is still around?
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It's a cesspit of bot spam and whatnot, as are most of them that aren't totally dead. Pretty much TikTok is where anything amusing will be found nowadays. The boomers like Chris Sees All have moved on to long form YT videos and younger people do the short video platforms. Text is closer to dead than ever, but the upside is that videos are more amusing
 
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glioblastoma multiforme said:
- she wanted to get out but she didn't do "The Three Stairs" on her first try, the day after surgery. Is it realistic to be discharged a day after spinal surgery? Should they even be trying?
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I can speak for fusions. It depends on how they get access. It's realistic for an ACDF.

Posterior fusions it's possible but you are in for a world of hurt if you start spasming when you get home, or if they did a nerve block and it wears off after you are discharged.

If they disturb the intestines you really should stay. Illeus fucking sucks and if you get it you'd wish you had stayed.
 
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large_farva said:
DID would explain being able to jump from low functioning autist tard/adult baby fetishist to 'tism-splaining and captioning all your tiktoks without any problems, take trips to Disney, all on taxpayer's dime. But I still smell bullshit.


here's all I needed to see

BPD and conversion disorder.
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You guys talked briefly about this chick back in 2020, but she keeps popping up on my IG (man is my Al Gore Rhythm fucked up from the varying munchies and Troons). She gives me major Munchie vibes, seems she does for you all, too, and now her "partner" has trooned out. She posted today to talk about how they forced the group home to let them live together.

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She's also, of course a DID "system" and helpfully let us know about her System Updates as regularly as my android phone does.

She claims to be Autistic, immunocompromised, retarded (I'm sure she'd call it something else), and CPTSDwith memory loss And age-regression - all the typical munchie hits.

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She went moderately "viral" on TT recently because she used a literal baby book to explain DID to her audience, explaining this was the level of info she understood.
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Best thing is it's OTHER DID LARPers calling her out because they think she is embarrassing to them. Imagine shameless DID TikTokers saying you're embarrassing?
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But, at least she's working on her health! She has gotten over her crippling fear of Sonic The Hedgehog. I'm sure you're all relieved for her.

She's also been working on her Maths because something something retardation something something regression something something. I noticed she's supposed to be a barely functional retard but actually can post frequently on both clock app and Instagram. Most lower-functioning Autists on IG like even the ones from Love on the Spectrum have other people running their accounts because they can't deal with the app UI. She can't divide, but she can post constantly to Instagram.

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I could keep going, this bitch posts nearly constantly and I just don't buy it.

Check out her IG and/or her Tiktok which I haven't looked at for more more age-regressed munchie goodness. And as a bonus: look at this fuckin troon "girl"friend!

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Elysian said:
> pretends to be retarded
> can write in cursive perfectly
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Yeah IIRC, she claims she "lost" all of her primary education skills because of Trauma. So that's why she started her math education over at the addition/subtraction level. I think it's just a way to get asspats and enjoy feeling age-regressed. She also attends an adult daycare and loves to show off truly terrible, child-level arts and crafts that she gets applause for. It's icky, what with the twee dresses and pigtails and stuffies. I don't even wanna think about how the "little girl" stuff probably plays into her relationship with the troon.
 
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Eventide said:
Is she a troon too, or just have a mannish looking face? (edit: not trying to be mean, I just genuinely cannot tell...)
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The nose is a dead giveaway it's a woman.

I struggle to articulate it other than "horse girl face" that comes from good, backwoods breeding. Also the nose and ears are proportional, yet not quite big enough to be masculine.

Honestly, she looks pretty sick but that comes from just being on a vent.
 
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