Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Maybe this tub of lard is too retarded to understand what a Cease and Desist, plus a Temporary Restraining Order means to him. Or, perhaps...! He's too arrogant, and decided to think it would be a good idea to continue being a fucking retard on the internet.

Hmmm, it would be interesting if things went a tad quicker. A man of his... physiognomy certainly has illegal material. And like Tomlinson says - he fits the bill of a "stalker child", who should "wait for the knock".

But still, thanks for explaining.

exactly that is the best case out of this for melton he gets a restraining order, cease and desist and really can't cover or talk about Aaron again, which means he has no show.

It would depend on how quickly they want to move on Nick and how quickly software companies respond to warrant requests. If say, discord had a longer turnaround time for their records than the PD liked, they could absolutely go “Hey Vegas, could you interview this dude and aak him to cooperate? We need a cellebrite dump for X,Y, and Z”

If Melton does have nasty stuff on his devices, he better hope those discord furries have their shit together
my belief is it will open and shut case melton basically was his best witness against him and now he is in a panic. Telling a judge "it's a bit for a comedy show " won't fly and across state lines is no big deal you issue a warrant for his arrest etc... Vegas police can be on it pretty quickly, maybe fat ass should make a run for the border and I don't mean Taco Bell (although he eats plenty of that)
 
my belief is it will open and shut case melton basically was his best witness against him and now he is in a panic. Telling a judge "it's a bit for a comedy show " won't fly and across state lines is no big deal you issue a warrant for his arrest etc... Vegas police can be on it pretty quickly, maybe fat ass should make a run for the border and I don't mean Taco Bell (although he eats plenty of that)
You still have to convince a judge to issue a warrant and Nevada has to be willing to enforce that warrant.
 
Melton and Legal Mindset
This is from MiseryClips on X
This is the fastest I've ever heard him speak, it's afraid and highly predictable. I had a strong sense of Memphis micro deja vu when Melton started complaining about Kino Casino and Legal Mindset. Next stop on the Ralph whistle stop tour is screeching IT'S NAWT TROO! Then flashing his man tits and gunt to the camera.

btw melton didn't pay his income tax for years too he had to make a deal with the feds in 2019
Tax free bish!
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Melton isn't in MN's jurisdiction so that adds an additional layer to investigating his part in this.
The injury occurred in Minnesota and Minnesota's long-arm statute covers it.
You still have to convince a judge to issue a warrant and Nevada has to be willing to enforce that warrant.
All states are obligated to honor extradition requests from other states.
 
I would think that Melton would know how quickly someone will roll over when facing serious charges.
He seems to live in a bubble and think that online stuff isn't real and is consequence-free. For most people, most of the time, there are no consequences so it's easy for him to believe that will be the case this time.
 
All states are obligated to honor extradition requests from other states.
They are required to hold the person. The issue becomes if a state is willing to pay to actually extradite the person. They typically aren't unless its a major case. A good example of this is the woman Leticia, an insane woman who had a thread.


She was accused in Arkansas for falsely accusing a man of rape and harassing him online. She was finally arrested in Illinois for being a homeless nutbag and threatening to murder the foster family that was takinf care of her crack baby.

There was a hearing and Arkansas just dropped the charges. They had this woman dead to rights and they let it go because it's pretty expensive to send two cops across multiple states.

I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened to Melton. He is a loser shutin so it's not like he really travels except for the rare dabbleverse gay orgy he has gone to.
 
They are required to hold the person. The issue becomes if a state is willing to pay to actually extradite the person

Well we know that Stearns county is putting out a nationwide warrant for Ralph… They seem to want him badly. But if they could get Melton to flip on Rekieta and Ralph first while he’s still in Vegas, Ralph could end up charged and Melton get off.

I’m guessing they want their pound of flesh based on how they’re acting, but I don’t know if they’re going to want to pay to extradite both of these fat retards.

Hey Ralph! Melton already knows you got the documents too, and he’s going to flip state as soon as he can. You better roll before he does piggy, or you’re going to end up in jail and the ayylogs will have total victory!
 
Well we know that Stearns county is putting out a nationwide warrant for Ralph… They seem to want him badly. But if they could get Melton to flip on Rekieta and Ralph first while he’s still in Vegas, Ralph could end up charged and Melton get off.

I’m guessing they want their pound of flesh based on how they’re acting, but I don’t know if they’re going to want to pay to extradite both of these fat retards.

Hey Ralph! Melton already knows you got the documents too, and he’s going to flip state as soon as he can. You better roll before he does piggy, or you’re going to end up in jail and the ayylogs will have total victory!
Remember kids: The first to squeal gets the deal!
 
Remember kids: The first to squeal gets the deal!
Well we know that Stearns county is putting out a nationwide warrant for Ralph… They seem to want him badly. But if they could get Melton to flip on Rekieta and Ralph first while he’s still in Vegas, Ralph could end up charged and Melton get off.

I’m guessing they want their pound of flesh based on how they’re acting, but I don’t know if they’re going to want to pay to extradite both of these fat retards.

Hey Ralph! Melton already knows you got the documents too, and he’s going to flip state as soon as he can. You better roll before he does piggy, or you’re going to end up in jail and the ayylogs will have total victory!
my own opinion is that Rekita will rat out melton saying he gave him the info he will want to take everyone down with him.
 
The dabbleverse is both talented and prolific, but none of their best talent is touching this clusterfuck. I have to say, when Karl is paired with a tard-wrangler (like former co-host cros or that Detroit radio DJ) he’s genuinely good. It’s like Kiwi Farms junior only with an amoral lean.

Karl’s down about 25% in livestream viewers and it’s a bit jarring to not get A-tier parody songs at the end of each episode like we would for Stuttering John, Opie or Chad Zumock.

It’s just so hard to enjoy the show now that Karl is baldoguarding this hard. It defies explanation how someone can pick one person out of a polycule and hype them as the hero. A year of wife swapping and only one guy is the cuck? And it ISN’T the guy who took his wife to “coal burning week” in Jamaica?
Peak Karl is with someone like Kaya, who naturally makes for a very interesting guest. Beyond that, he refuses to talk bad about anyone* who is friends with Dax Herrera (a.k.a. Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) because he's collabed with Dax and is a large reason why he has success because Dax was one of the first podcasters to speak positively about him after Karl reviewed his show. He aggressively defends Rekieta because he also aggressively defended Dax's producer Riley harrassing Eric July and defending Digibro the pedophile.

*Ethan Ralph does not count.
 
Melton isn't in MN's jurisdiction so that adds an additional layer to investigating his part in this.
He conspired with a guy in MN to fuck with another guy in MN. He's in MN's jurisdiction.

Police nationwide cooperate all the time. There's no real problem about that.

You still have to convince a judge to issue a warrant
That won't be hard at all, if they can show he broke a law.

Nevada has to be willing to enforce that warrant.
They will 100% arrest Melton on a felony warrant issued out of state. It happens all the time.
 
They are required to hold the person. The issue becomes if a state is willing to pay to actually extradite the person. They typically aren't unless its a major case. A good example of this is the woman Leticia, an insane woman who had a thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/leticia-servin-collins-love-notes-for-tlc-votedmissoutgoing.120510/
That's why you usually don't see it over a misdemeanor. And yes, they're required to hold and extradite if they have the person, and to some extent even to go pick them up. They aren't required to have a massive manhunt or go to any effort actually to hunt them down, generally.

Considering Melton isn't a fugitive, at present, it's really up to Minnesota whether they want to pursue it, or more likely, use the threat of pursuing it to get him to flip on Nick, the guy they're really interested in. You know Melton is such a gigantic pussy he'd flip in an instant.

States receiving extradition requests are generally really good about pursuing them, because they want their own requests honored (and there are obligations under the Full Faith and Credit Clause), especially when it basically costs them nothing. The issues are really simple if someone tries to challenge it. Is the request from a valid state authority? Is it under an actual statute the authority has jurisdiction over? Is the guy you have actually the guy they're trying to extradite?

That's basically it.

The Constitution does not really leave much wiggle room.

A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.
U.S. Const. Art. IV, § 2, cl. 2.

The recipient of the request doesn't get to evaluate the merit of the charges, just that the charging authority itself is valid. The "found in another State" doesn't require any extraordinary effort on the part of the recipient, but if they do have the guy, they are under a near-absolute obligation to turn him over. (Not necessarily immediately since they may have "dibs" on the guy themselves.)
 
Well we know that Stearns county is putting out a nationwide warrant for Ralph… They seem to want him badly. But if they could get Melton to flip on Rekieta and Ralph first while he’s still in Vegas, Ralph could end up charged and Melton get off.
Ralph's warrant is in relation to an extremely clear cut act in contempt of court, which tends to piss courts off. We don't even know whether Nick will be charged in relation to accessing/disseminating Aaron's private data, let alone whether MN would go after anyone else for distributing that information even if they do charge Nick.

MN isn't going to devote unlimited resources to investigating Aaron's (seemingly valid) complaint, let alone to trying to catch all the associated pokemon. "Serious" crimes go un-prosecuted all the time due to limited resources and priorities which are set by people at higher pay grades than the police themselves.
 
Just a reminder the reason Melton is claiming he was just pretending to be retarded is to get his statements back into hearsay protection so he can go hide out in the Mojave and avoid having to testify against Balldo.

EVIDENCE​

Rule 804.Hearsay Exceptions; Declarant Unavailable​

(b)Hearsay exceptions.​

The following are not excluded by the hearsay rule if the declarant is unavailable as a witness:
(3) Statement against interest. A statement which was at the time of its making so far contrary to the declarant's pecuniary or proprietary interest, or so far tended to subject the declarant to civil or criminal liability, or to render invalid a claim by the declarant against another, that a reasonable person in the declarant's position would not have made the statement unless believing it to be true. A statement tending to expose the declarant to criminal liability and offered in a criminal case is not admissible unless corroborating circumstances clearly indicate the trustworthiness of the statement.
 
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