help me fuck my employers - while they fuck me

[Idiotron]

Every workplace does illegal shit.
Get a hidden bodycam and record all of it, make copies of documents if you can.
After you secure a new job, send all the info you've gathered to the IRS and every other 3 letter agency, then walk out of there like this:

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Just do as little work as possible while stealing everything that isn't nailed down, gypsy style.

Color printers are the best option.

 

[Betonhaus]

Color printers are the best option.

Oooh color laser printers are expensive but awesome.

 

[Gooncave Smeagol]

Just quit, go home and goon my man. That's what I did, and I turned out okay (see pfp).

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

You could tell a local TV station that you are a spokesman for your company. Start a press conference and then, on live television, yell the N word as loud as possible. Start ranting about how much your company hate niggers, Jews, faggots, etc. It would probably fuck you over more in the end but it would be funny.

Really though, there is no way to effectively fight the system without breaking the system's rules (i.e. the law).

 

[Not Really Here]

i would like to know the best way to make off in a warehouse that isn't paying attention to venezuelans

Report every safety violation to OSHA, file discrimination complaints with HR EVERY time you get different treatment, and when anyone does something to you based on nationality, race, gender, sexuality, or religion.

Start getting free consultations with every labor lawyer within 100 miles, and pump them for information on how to trick the company into violating your rights. Every lawyer you consult with will be conflicted out from representing the company.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

1. Ask to join their Venezuelan gang
2. Take over the work complex
3. ???
4. PROFIT

 

[Irregardless]

Start convincing some of them that work closely with you that you are doing some kind of specialized work that requires you to be somewhere else, something like "Yea I gotta do shit on the other side of the building/a different floor", then just fucking dip out. Literally just fuck them out of as much money as possible.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Here's one from years ago. Although it's just for pirated software, I seem to remember these fuckers making advertisements for snitching.


https://reporting.bsa.org/r/report/add.aspx?src=us&ln=en-us

I can't find the ad in English but here's the poo in the loo version that has some English words in it.
BSA-FICCI Anti-Piracy Campaign

 

[ForTheHoard]

i'm the ONLY white motherfucker there

That's the beauty of capitalism. Just leave.

 

[SofondaCox]

Sustain an 'injury' while at work.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

If they are illegals then your employer isn't paying taxes on them. The IRS rewards snitches with a portion of the recovered tax money. So report them to the IRS first and then report them to ICE.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If they are illegals then your employer isn't paying taxes on them. The IRS rewards snitches with a portion of the recovered tax money. So report them to the IRS first and then report them to ICE.

OP might need to hold out until Jan/Feb for the best results.

 

[Chongqing]

don't give your two week's notice, as you aren't legally required to by any law in existence. Just find a job, and don't tell them you're leaving until you're last day, or just block their number and never show up again.

Or maybe pretend that you are sick for as long as possible so they don't hire or train anyone to permanently take on your role.

Tell them you did something they would fire you for if they knew about it, but you won't say what it is due to liability.

Suggest to them that instead of putting you on a pip, they pay you a few months of severence that would have been your salary during the pip period.

If they initially refuse, emphasize the severity of the fake thing you did.

Also, if the break room has an unusual sized bowl or something, try to steal that. You'll be happy you did later.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Do you have any representatives in your State or City that are (Trump) Republicans?

Does your State have laws about employing illegal aliens?

If your Sheriff or Reps are against illegal immigration, call them, or e-mail them.
Hopefully the business can wrack up a bunch of fines and or legal charges.

Either way, I wouldn’t work for a company that used slave labor or fucked over fellow Americans to make a buck.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Operation Mayhem is a go

 

[biznbuy]

Pour all your grease down the sink drain

God I remember someone who once clogged a drain with bacon grease mixed with metal fragments and string. Just left the water going on cold for as long as they could. after pouring it down.

Truly evil shit.

Listen to others though, just leave or put on a collared shirt and start giving orders like the manager, it would be funny to hear a post op of how that went.

 

[Melanistic White Person]

I'd go with @SandyCat try to get them deported.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Just murder one and frame one of the other ones. You don't even have to try hard, just stab and plant the knife in a locker or whatever. Make sure not to cut your hand. EZPZ.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

OP, have you tried dinner and a movie? Ffs...