Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Axiom.]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

i like how you type all of this out

 

[Battyforluv]

It's your name, Colton. You're fat, Colton. You're a pitiful loser, Colton. You're a pants shitting retard, Colton. You have a fake vagina, Colton. You're a gender cultist, Colton. You're a man, Colton, not a woman. You're a freakish monster made by barbaric surgeons, Colton. You're here forever, Colton. We own you, little bitch Colton.

If you reply to this post, you're admitting that I'm right about everything I just said, Colton. That includes putting any stickers on it.

Not my name, don't shit my pants, no fake vagina, not a man, not a monster except maybe in the bedroom with a hot goth dommy mommy lol.

U not right bout anything.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I do not and im not a retard. I read the best out of my entire class while everybody else annoyed the fuck outta me with their stuttering.

Imagine being down so bad in life all you have is bragging about being the best reader in the special ed class... Oh wait, that's literally you!

 

[Battyforluv]

I doubt he's actually read the Bible and he's most likely just regurgitating Reddit atheist talking points. After all, he doesn't even know when you're supposrd to use "a" and "an".

A bible is wasted trees and is basically fire starter or makeshift toilet paper

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Not my name and none em existed

So several Pharaohs, Assyrian Kings and Persian Shahs, who were mentioned in the Bible, never existed?

 

[Battyforluv]

Most likely because he' s either bad at or hates reading. He's EXTREMELY stupid.

I do hate reading unless it comic books

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Not my name, don't shit my pants, no fake vagina, not a man, not a monster except maybe in the bedroom with a hit goth dommy mommy lol.

U not right bout anything.

So you agree then, since you replied. So that means you're Colton, a fat, retarded gender cultist man who's been irreversibly mutilated by surgeons. Continuing to reply to me means you're just agreeing more. I mean, if I was wrong, you just wouldn't reply. Sorry Colton, that's just how it works.

 

[Battyforluv]

So several Pharaohs, Assyrian Kings and Persian Shahs, who wete mentioned in the Bible, never existed?

Fictional

 

[Troonfag Gayop]

I do hate reading unless it comic books

Considering that's why your grammar is poor and you're very ignorant and stupid.

 

[Battyforluv]

So you agree then, since you replied. So that means you're Colton, a fat, retarded gender cultist man who's been irreversibly mutilated by surgeons. Continuing to reply to me means you're just agreeing more. I mean, if I was wrong, you just wouldn't reply. Sorry Colton, that's just how it works.

None of what you just said is true bout me and its not my name

 

[Tablet County]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

Based

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Fictional

Who built the pyramids and why?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fictional

How do you determine this? The people I mentioned have archeological evidence from outside the Bible to confirm their existence.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

None of what you just said is true bout me and its not my name

It's all true, and you're still replying, which means you agree. Proud of you for finally admitting it, Colton. Good on you, big guy. It takes a lot for someone to move past their delusions.

 

[CallmeCicada]

If this guy doesn't answer @Admiral Throbnelius (with an actual citation of the law) by the time this post is 45 minutes old let it be known he is officially a retard.

Not a retard

Retard

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

Turbo retard.

 

[BerserkKing99]

Aliens have proven many times to be real unlike jesus

*tips fedora*

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

not a monster except maybe in the bedroom

I agree. When you take off your pants it's like seeing Frankenstein's monster. An inhuman monstrosity cobbled together from assorted body parts that don't quite fit. An abomination to the natural world. A Franken-gina. An inside out penis sewn to remnants of your colon. A man made wound that leaks pus and has hair growing inside it. A true monstrosity.

I'm glad we finally agree on something.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Random text gold mine. Thanks retard.

 

[Battyforluv]

Who built the pyramids and why?

Aliens...yet we do not know why

It's all true, and you're still replying, which means you agree. Proud of you for finally admitting it, Colton. Good on you, big guy. It takes a lot for someone to move past their delusions.

All lies fabricated by the evil kiwis

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Aliens...yet we do not know why

Thanks, just when I thought my day had peaked you drop a take like that.

How does Satan fit in with the Aliens?