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Daaaaaaaammmnnnnnn...... IanChads... we keep on winning or some shit...
The nigga-word fiasco Ian did last night was so fucking funny, the Don is goofy as hell, he repeating the same thing over and over, not leaving the couch unless someone gives him weed, his pants falling down while hugging Burt and he himself dropping his cup is top tier funny stuff (IMO)


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this is so fucking funny

full Ian hassling:
 
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I'm showing the clip of Jobe saying "nigger" after Ian gets called a mexican to some normies and they not only find it hilarious (I've had to play it 5 times now) but find the way that Jobe's face literally has no expression while he says it hilarious
They should put the Jobe/Ian/"nigger" clip in the trailer for this season's episodes. It is neptunian.
 
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Alex is now claiming to have sent Simbal to the hospital twice, and that it wasn't seen because the show is on a 10 minute delay :story:
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He's so fucking retarded. Even IF that were true, you still see where he goes after. He never left. I had a friend who lied just to lie, but it was never like this when there was countless hours and days of proof....
His brain is cooked.
 
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Getting caught up from shit I've missed and seeing Burt laugh at Ben telling Trish, "it doesn't look that bad", was that the first time Burt has genuinely laughed all season?

I realized I couldn't recall another time where he intentionally made a joke or laughed at somebody else's.

Can anyone think of another instance where Burt laughed?
 
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bobby said:
Jeff cried for a good two minutes about wanting to hurt people as Burt molested him. Then Jeff shifted direction telling Burt he wanted to hit Jobe with a shovel and burning his body into ashes then he abruptly jumped to mentioning something along the lines of "thats what happened to my dead retarded brother" .
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How are there so many retarded brothers in the cast?

neger psykolog said:
Is Ian wearing a fucking durag in this shit? heck, he might just be a nigga after all.
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Stop that. Don't say that shit. That's our word. He's a mix of 100% of everything. Don't say that shit around me bro. I can't do anything because if I got physical the State of California would witness it and take away my tugboat, but stop. Thasso fucked up.
 
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Lake Cresva Diver said:
how much weed do you have to smoke for how long to sound as stupid sleepy and retarded as ian even when you are not even high?
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Is he smoking a weed vape? I'm guessing that is not the case because Jet asked him what he wanted to leave the sofa and he said weed.
But he was like this when he was first on too. I guess he must smoke so much that its just permanently in his bloodstream. That or he is on long-acting benzos or something similar (there are some that last basically all day long). But if he was on benzos he would be unlikely to be able to drink alcohol.

I mean this guy after all this crazy shit, left the house for like 2 weeks and didn't even google the show and presumably didn't even check his social media (does he even have any?) and came back on as a freeloader with still literally no idea what is even going on.

I think for me there is a three way tie on best freeloaders this season (listed in no particular order):
  • Jobe: Just happy to sit in his chair, be physically unreactive and purely use words to piss off people. Doesn't seem to care either way and doesn't show any facial reactions almost ever.
  • Jeff: The most gratingly annoying person ever. Possibly worse than fatty. A former fentanyl dealer. An alcoholic who shouts and screams at the top of his lungs over nothing and prevents proper discussions from happening. Constantly talks over people. But great as an antagonist and just adds to the atmosphere of the house (you can hear him in basically every fucking room whenever he begins sperging).
  • Ian: Totally and completely unremarkable and without merit whatsoever in every single department. His only redeeming quality is him randomly taking a stand (as a Mexican) against a white person saying nigger. Leading to what has really been one of the funniest situations I've seen happen so far on the show - it didn't involve violence or people sperging or shouting, just this lazy ass Mexican saying people can't say nigger while Jobe keeps saying it - but Jobe is funny in that he doesn't just keep spamming nigger like some unfunny faggot, but he seriously questions Ian's totally illogical rationale for why he (as a mexican) is allowed to say nigger while Jobe (a white person) cannot. Jobe is absolutely perfect in the number of times that he says nigger as well as the timing of when he says nigger.
 
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Watching fishtank is weird because people think of it in such different ways. When I'm watching a normal TV show, I think of the characters as just characters. In a reality show I can't help but think of them as actual people. While it's funny to see the fish get hassled, I don't like to see people cry. I don't enjoy the suffering for suffering's sake, it's just a necessary evil for character development and seeing how the people react and bounce back. I don't hate any of the people in the house and even the ones I dislike, I don't want to get fucked over and bullied for nothing.

I feel like many people just think of the people on the show as characters and seeing a boring/annoying character suffer feels good. Kinda the same thing with people thinking Skyler in Breaking Bad is an annoying bitch and wanting her to fuck off every time she's on the screen (I do too) but other people empathize with her and think her actions are justified and any sane person would do the same (which is also correct). It just feels weird to translate this thinking from fiction to real life and actual people who have feelings. I know it's faggy but these conflicting emotions are a big part of the show for me and I haven't seen anyone else discussing it.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Is he smoking a weed vape? I'm guessing that is not the case because Jet asked him what he wanted to leave the sofa and he said weed.
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you nifty niggers finna get educated homie. no, it's not a weed vape. it's one of those shitty Chinese vapes that you can buy at your local smoke shop for $10-$15. they are disposables.
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how much weed do you have to smoke for how long to sound as sleepy and retarded as ian even when you are not even high?
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>Mexican
>speaks ebonics
>smokes weed

"why is he so retarded?"
 
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Watching fishtank is weird because people think of it in such different ways. When I'm watching a normal TV show, I think of the characters as just characters. In a reality show I can't help but think of them as actual people. While it's funny to see the fish get hassled, I don't like to see people cry. I don't enjoy the suffering for suffering's sake, it's just a necessary evil for character development and seeing how the people react and bounce back. I don't hate any of the people in the house and even the ones I dislike, I don't want to get fucked over and bullied for nothing.

I feel like many people just think of the people on the show as characters and seeing a boring/annoying character suffer feels good. Kinda the same thing with people thinking Skyler in Breaking Bad is an annoying bitch and wanting her to fuck off every time she's on the screen (I do too) but other people empathize with her and think her actions are justified and any sane person would do the same (which is also correct). It just feels weird to translate this thinking from fiction to real life and actual people who have feelings. I know it's faggy but these conflicting emotions are a big part of the show for me and I haven't seen anyone else discussing it.
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Here is my stance: people in their real personalities are still characters in a manner of speaking, and can still be entertaining in unconventional ways that would make them unpleasant as a person you had to interact with. At the very least these people all accepted an opportunity to go on a reality show for vague benefits, and even if they were previously unaware, it becomes apparent that the show is about bullying and fucking with people and there is nothing compelling them to stay if they really want to tap out and leave. This lowers my bar of sympathy enough that I can enjoy the chaos of them getting bullied and mentally fucked with in ways that would normally feel meanspirited to enjoy, but this doesn't necessarily go into sadism and there are times that it goes too far and feels uncomfortable to watch. However, people's values on this differ wildly so there are just as many times I'm reveling in a scene that's too far for others, so I recognize that just because I think something feels too far doesn't necessarily mean it's a moral crisis or will actually have horrible consequences.

I also enjoy what you're talking about, you can tell that people's personal outlooks tie into exactly what they like about this show and it appeals to different groups that like completely different aspects, it's fascinating seeing this in how most of a particular fish's fanbase will be one type of fan.
 
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Ian wants to leave, he couldn't handle the Burt Hassle
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