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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
In addition to the comments about the stovetop and counters, my personal pet peeve
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These do not change location between photos so they're not prepping anything off screen to go with the pizza. That means there was 10-15 minutes of downtime after the pizzas went in the oven, and with homemade pizza you don't really
Also, the fact the mushrooms don't move tells me they probably don't know they're supposed to wash the cow shit off the mushrooms.

(As if you needed another reason not to touch food that was made with tranny hands.)
 
You need roided out herculean arms to put a stiff plastic dilator into amhole, truly a real female experience.
I thought that when Doc Mengele does the folded-out anus special, the tissues touching inside would be something like the inside of the intestine/anus, not healing themselves shut, requiring you to impale yourself twice a day for the rest of your life. Trannies are amazing in all the worst ways.
As you can see the new stove still has all the knobs (unlike the tranch members themselves).
Well, there goes my coffee :lit:
 
I thought that when Doc Mengele does the folded-out anus special, the tissues touching inside would be something like the inside of the intestine/anus, not healing themselves shut, requiring you to impale yourself twice a day for the rest of your life. Trannies are amazing in all the worst ways.

For Troons and Women with hysterectomies vaginectomies who have a surgeon give them a fuckable surgical wound, there are two places the healing happen.
The first, which isn't a huge problem unless you want to be fucked in your man-made hole is your body will start building connective tissue around the colon-lined skintube and the skin used to build it will start contracting. This is user-reversible in nearly every case (with a lot of care), the closest example I can think of is retards who got their ears gauged and then stopped being quite as retarded and removed the guages - if you become a retard again you can start stretching the holes back out. (not a perfect example as the lobes will usually heal all the way closed)
The very bad thing that can happen here is if you try to go from zero to getting a train run with this, the skin tube goes into your abdominal cavity and unlike an actual uterus there aren't multiple layers of tissues. So there is a possibility of the skingraft fucksleeve turning into an internal abdominal wound. But if you are done having it used as a living fleshlight, there's no need to keep going for depth.

The second, which CAN be a very big problem is the opening healing shut. Since as manmade mockery of nature there isn't the actual cellular structure to tell your body "Yo, no, don't heal this one" that opening will keep trying to heal closed and you must make pains to stop that from happening. If you are done with that, you need to have a surgeon actually remove your fuckable internal flesh sleeve.

I was watching a video on a (natal woman, hysterectomy) who I guess she and her husband decided they were done with her fauxgina (I don't know if they doing mouth&buttstuff, he was just hiring hookers, or just gave up on sex or w/e; it wasn't addressed other than that neither her nor her husband particularly enjoyed using her pocket pussy; her because it didn't feel right, him because there weren't any muscles, it was just a skin sac) and they just decided to let nature heal. About a year after she had to be rushed to the ER because she had a huge infection because her fauxgina didn't heal away. It just healed into a cyst that kept leaking assjuice (from the implanted surgical lining) and shed skincells and oils (from the skin they'd used) so she had a massive lump inside her that eventually some of the bacteria that had been sealed inside when it closed started rapidly multipling. So she had to have emergency surgery to get her fauxgina, now a pus and mucus filled flesh balloon, removed before it burst and covered her abdominal organ cavity with infected discharge.
Basically either the pussy maker didn't warn her (or more likely she forgot/didn't pay attention) but a troon hole, especially a colon-lined one, can't just be ignored when they're done playing pretty pretty princess. They need to have it removed.

tl;dr You may think you are disgusted by trannies, but you aren't disgusted enough.
 
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dr You may think you are disgusted by trannies, but you aren't disgusted enough.
And this is the Goatse man saying it!

There was a rumor that said famous rectum was in fact a vagina, but that was absolutely not true.

Just another troon delusion.
 
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there are two places the healing happen.
Isn't there a third. To actually provide "depth" and a place for the stinkditch to fit inside a male body not designed for that, the surgeons have to cut holes through the stuff that actually is there. Those layers themselves try to heal up, and if allowed, occlude the faux-vagina, breaking it up into a series of internal bubbles. A gift, if you will, from the great and all seeing balloon animal maker in the sky.
 
Probably? She called it a total hyserectomy, she said (and the x-rays she put on the video sure looked like it) all the internal anatomy was gone and insurance agreed to build her a new fuckhole, but she said her external bits were fine.
She probably misspoke and meant to say "radical." People get levels confused with mastectomies, too. Personally I blame the Ninja Turtles.
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She probably misspoke and meant to say "radical." People get levels confused with mastectomies, too. Personally I blame the Ninja Turtles.
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Radical sounds like what she was describing in her story - a small bit of remaining vajayjay but everything
Its also possible she said radical I just stored it in the memory bank as total.

Isn't there a third. To actually provide "depth" and a place for the stinkditch to fit inside a male body not designed for that, the surgeons have to cut holes through the stuff that actually is there. Those layers themselves try to heal up, and if allowed, occlude the faux-vagina, breaking it up into a series of internal bubbles. A gift, if you will, from the great and all seeing balloon animal maker in the sky.
I think that heals up as the surgical horror slowly withers due to the skin contracting due to not being kept stretched by any real connection point.
 
He also has some more religion sperging
Nimrod was a king in the Torah/Bible who ascribed things not to God but to the people's own courage (frowned upon) and commissioned the Tower of Babel to be built. We call people Nimrod as an insult because Bugs Bunny taunted Elmer Fudd with it, as Nimrod was known as a great and mighty hunter, and children did not know this and started calling people nimrods as a synonym with moron.

I am not a religous person myself but for fuck's sake Jen, fucking know what you hate.

Jen's game will be out and day now, I'm sure.
@Jaimas If Jen's game comes out of Duke Nukem Forever development time, will you play it?
 
Nimrod was a king in the Torah/Bible who ascribed things not to God but to the people's own courage (frowned upon) and commissioned the Tower of Babel to be built. We call people Nimrod as an insult because Bugs Bunny taunted Elmer Fudd with it, as Nimrod was known as a great and mighty hunter, and children did not know this and started calling people nimrods as a synonym with moron.

I am not a religous person myself but for fuck's sake Jen, fucking know what you hate.


@Jaimas If Jen's game comes out of Duke Nukem Forever development time, will you play it?
Sure. Just make sure it's not spyware or something.
 
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