Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[datura_binge]

apparently on a rooftop bar threatening to jump off the night before the event, and Nick got another attendee to babysit her.

Okay idk how I never heard about this because I am pretty sure I didn't actively dislike any of them at the time, but how the hell did Nick get away squeaky clean from that? His wife is threatening suicide at a public event and, what, Nick is so busy he has some rando babysit her?

 

[Captain Manning]

They might have been going with the so called "consensus" as well, just to play it safe because KF is one of their core audience clusters along with Skelly simps.

That would have made sense up until late 2022, but by 2023 it was obvious Nick was going completely off the reservation, the Farms had turned on him, and he had shed a lot of his old audience that was inclined to also watch the KC. He traded all that out for wine thots and lolbertarian weirdos. There was little risk in alienating any of their audience by that point.

I disagree with @Balldo's Gate this KC thing is much of a W for Rekieta, but I do agree with him that KC started covering Rekieta unusually late and that Metokur Masochist might have had something to do with that.

It certainly wasn't PPP holding off for personal reasons. He's disliked Rekieta for a long time now.

Okay idk how I never heard about this because I am pretty sure I didn't actively dislike any of them at the time, but how the hell did Nick get away squeaky clean from that? His wife is threatening suicide at a public event and, what, Nick is so busy he has some rando babysit her?

Ask @Had. He's the one that related the story.

(Not to put him on the spot, but he's literally the only one I know of that was an actual eyewitness).

 

[AltisticRight]

I disagree with @Balldo's Gate this KC thing is much of a W for Rekieta, but I do agree with him that KC started covering Rekieta unusually late and that Metokur Masochist might have had something to do with that.

I'd say it depends on what kind of W and what defines as a W from their perspective. KC imploding for the third or forth time shouldn't really be a debate of whether it's a W for the lolcows they cover or not.
I can see both sides of this. It's a W in the sense that Skelly can gloat about it like a sassy Black woman. Is it a W that exonerates him? No, he'd fit right in with those whores doing degenerate shit. If Tard and Fatty got replaced by say, Skelly and Coomy, would anyone be surprised? Not really.
Was anyone surprised? I hope not.

 

[Captain Manning]

If Tard and Fatty got replaced by say, Skelly and Coomy, would anyone be surprised? Not really.

I sure as hell would be.

Andy and PPP getting replaced by Skelly and Coomy sounds absolutely horrible

What would that show even be like? 45 minutes of Nick bitching about how Sean is fat, followed by 30 minutes of Coomy crying about how vtubers won't answer his messages?

People would beg for PPP and Warski to come back, I would think.

For better or worse, they really have the best e-drama variety stream on the Internet (better yet is to just come here, but not everybody likes to read and we have a scary reputation). What are your other options? Lolcow Live? Lol. No thanks.

 

[Fapcop]

That would have made sense up until late 2022, but by 2023 it was obvious Nick was going completely off the reservation, the Farms had turned on him, and he had shed a lot of his old audience that was inclined to also watch the KC. He traded all that out for wine thots and lolbertarian weirdos. There was little risk in alienating any of their audience by that point.

I disagree with @Balldo's Gate this KC thing is much of a W for Rekieta, but I do agree with him that KC started covering Rekieta unusually late and that Metokur Masochist might have had something to do with that.

It certainly wasn't PPP holding off for personal reasons. He's disliked Rekieta for a long time now.


Ask @Had. He's the one that related the story.

(Not to put him on the spot, but he's literally the only one I know of that was an actual eyewitness).

KEK!

This did not age well!

 

[Captain Manning]

KEK!

This did not age well!
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Had only knew so much. As did a lot of people at that time. I can't give him shit for that.

That post is still a rare early insight into Kayla.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Gunts Law is a recognized phenomenon that effects cows.
It's basically set in stone at this point.
Any W is shortly followed by an L of equal or greater magnitude.

And with Aaron's recent remark (irrefutable and beyond a reasonable doubt), I think we all know what that L is going to be.

 

[Fapcop]

For better or worse, they really have the best e-drama variety stream on the Internet (better yet is to just come here, but not everybody likes to read and we have a scary reputation). What are your other options? Lolcow Live? Lol. No thanks.

it’s just too fucking long. Like 5-6 hours sometimes.

And btw: As for parasocial relationships, Rekieta got nothing on these two faggots.

Yeah, the winemoms posted some ass or whatever.

Metokur masochist is MARRIED WITH KIDS. Imagine spending $25K to hang out with your streamer e daddies for a weekend and fuck ugly/black prostitutes.

What the fuck do you even tell your wife when you come home? “Hey, you don’t see me complain every time you go out and spend money on a pedicure!”

Fucking wild.

 

[Mouse Cop]

For better or worse, they really have the best e-drama variety stream on the Internet (better yet is to just come here, but not everybody likes to read and we have a scary reputation). What are your other options? Lolcow Live? Lol. No thanks.

I'm partial to Mad at the Internet

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'd say it depends on what kind of W and what defines as a W from their perspective. KC imploding for the third or forth time shouldn't really be a debate of whether it's a W for the lolcows they cover or not.

It's pedantic, but I will say it's a minor tactical W. It's not a strategic W. Likely, the Casino will be in hiding the next few days when ordinarily they'd be hyping up Rekieta's settlement conference next week. If he's lucky it will bleed into next week. If Rekieta actually streamed he would probably be doing some dunks like RTU or Cawg or other subjects of the Casino. It doesn't mean any of the criticisms KC made of Rekieta were wrong.

No, he'd fit right in with those whores doing degenerate shit. If Tard and Fatty got replaced by say, Skelly and Coomy, would anyone be surprised? Not really.

Andy and PPP getting replaced by Skelly and Coomy sounds absolutely horrible

What would that show even be like? 45 minutes of Nick bitching about how Sean is fat, followed by 30 minutes of Coomy crying about how vtubers won't answer his messages?

I think the swapping was in reference to the debauched events in the Bellagio suite in Vegas, not any Camelot/Rekieta show.

By the way, Rekieta wanted it to happen. Camelot/Rekieta shared a suite in Vegas and Camelot admitted that Rekieta wanted to go out and pick up prostitutes together. Camelot says he declined and Rekieta went out alone, and he claims to have seen the prostitute in the suite that Nick ended up coming back with. Something tells me that if Camelot were to have agreed Nick's idea wasn't for them to pair off into separate rooms.

Warski and PPP Diddy apparently had a Vegas prostitute orgy and had a paypig pay for it too. Meanwhile, Camelot says Rekieta wanted one, presumably was willing to pay for it, but was turned down. SAD, PATHETC, etc.
What's worse?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There was some reporting that Kayla's sister used to live in the spare house but was kicked out around the time April left Aaron. That's a pretty good motive to lie and it could be said the cop acted in wreckless disregard by omitting it.

It was not family. It was someone unrelated with a probable church connection.

The question is what would cause his eyes literally to change color? What kind of brain damage has he caused that it's even changed the color of his eyes? They say eyes are the windows to the soul, so maybe it's some kind of soul rot.

Glaucoma medication comes to mind, but his eyelashes don't look long.

It is a all shite building up from his constant lies.

Thanks a million - I'd seen this one around but had no idea it was free. Pretty good after working out the kinks:

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Now provided this is true and the kids are back in their care, that just shows once again that he thoroughly and unceasingly lied about having his kids back with him "full time" before this.

For most of us here, this is a "well duh!" statement, but I do want to remind people he lied for months that the kids were just with him, there wasn't any kind of supervision over them and any other garbage. Showing Nicky Rackets to once more be nothing but a Lying Liar who Lies.

Nick is doing is usual combination of telling a partial truth and lying at the same time. Right about now is NOT COINCIDENTIALLY just about exactly six months since the CPS process began. What has probably happened is that Nick and Kayla survived that six month hearing by having done everything that CPS requested. They don't lose custody of the children.

Contrary to Nick's REPEATED claims over time, his idea of this magic "CASE CLOSED" thing where CPS just disappears forever from his life and he doesn't have to do anything further for them is entirely a delusion. It never works like that. Especially if you have dragged through an entire six-month process right to the end. They will continue to watch and require. Its what they do. Its the whole nature of what CPS is. The consequences of non-compliance are less, but there isn't a "case closed" day.

He is telling the truth about that sword over his head though if the six-month process had gone wrong for him. His claim that he had "physical custody on a trial home visit" is also incredibly cynically and predictably Nick. The way to read that is that they did the first trial visit to the home with the kids in August. Nick had "physical custody" of the kids when they were in the house for a visit in August. He is just SO CLEVER.

So what are the chances hes actually just lying? It could be that the agency has said they WILL grant full custody depending on the outcome of his court case. It also could be that hes been so felted the last few weeks hes just straight up lieing.

I thought he got them back months according to him ? Another lie lol. I need @MNPublicRecords to drop proof if he has any because I don't trust Rekieta worth a shit.

Compare these two statements and see how much of a liar Nick is:

He's Sauron to Dax Herrera's (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) Morgoth.

He is more like a Grima or Sandyman.

Nick being more like Saruman also tracks with becoming like a Balrog/ Balldo of Morgoth. Balrogs are Istari who have fallen to the shadow, unlike Istari (wizards) like Gandalf who stayed true to the Valar & their mission. Always thought that was neat that Balrogs are the dark counterpart to wizards in Tolkien’s works. So, even if Nick is more like Saruman, rather than a full fledged Balrog/ Balldo of Morgoth, he’s still the same race of creature, regardless of which. My only concern is that Nick being of a powerful race like the Istari isn’t really believable. Nick is more like a human wastrel, someone like Gríma Wormtongue, a stooge of Saruman who thinks he’s more powerful & important than he is. But Balldo of Morgoth was too funny & clever (for LotR nerds,) so it works well.

Incorrect. Balrog origins changed over time as documented in the History of Middle-Earth 12-volume series. It started with them being created beings, then Tolkien took issue of the diabolus of M-E being able to create life, so it changed to them being giant war bodies that lesser Maiar inhabited permanently. At one point they were complicated machines motivated by a portion of Morgoth's own power, but that was abandoned.

 

[JhonVent]

it’s just too fucking long. Like 5-6 hours sometimes.

This is so true for their show KC, all I have to say this is thank God for clippers.

 

[Fapcop]

Had only knew so much. As did a lot of people at that time. I can't give him shit for that.

That post is still a rare early insight into Kayla.

Oh yeah for sure. Shit if you go far enough back, you’ll even see devoted Rekieta haters like @AnOminous worshipping the (yet non-existent) balldo.

I was fooled too. It’s just funny.

Btw: Balldo must really be either shook or black out drunk, since he isn’t taking a little Kino Casino victory lap.

It would totally be on par for Nick to seethe on stream or at least on Twitter, about how

“Warski and PPP who never miss to take an opportunity to concern troll about Muh kedz, who are HEALTHY AND NON COCAINATED! Went out and spent $25K of a familymans money on blow and whores. Those money could have went to college ANDY!”

But… Nothing?!

I reckon it’s Aaron that got him shook, and he’s down in the basement, seeking bliss in a bottle of whisky and punching himself in the face.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I'd say it depends on what kind of W and what defines as a W from their perspective. KC imploding for the third or forth time shouldn't really be a debate of whether it's a W for the lolcows they cover or not.
I can see both sides of this. It's a W in the sense that Skelly can gloat about it like a sassy Black woman. Is it a W that exonerates him? No, he'd fit right in with those whores doing degenerate shit. If Tard and Fatty got replaced by say, Skelly and Coomy, would anyone be surprised? Not really.
Was anyone surprised? I hope not.

The w for Balldo is if he doesn't mention it.

The World has more than just Balldoverse people in it and so trying to point to someone else in the Balldoverse also being a degenerate is not particularly helpful. Its even less helpful that when the alleged acts are taken as truth, it's not even close to Balldo levels.

So the best thing to do is keep quiet. Because Nick is uniquely unable to do the best thing I'd expect him to step onto a rake at some point.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Question for lawyer types:

Nick's latest traffic 4/6/24 citation, 6/2024 dispo) had a different Insurance violation (different statue).

NO INSURANCE OWNER Statute: 169.797.2

Previous violations were "No proof of insurance" and a different section than the "owner" version. The latest violation is still open and referred to collections. Nick was obviously dick to cop to get this vio instead of standard insurance vio.

Besides still being open, the language for penalties is:

In addition to the criminal penalty, the driver's license of an operator convicted under this section shall be revoked for not more than 12 months. If the operator is also an owner of the vehicle, the registration of the vehicle shall also be revoked for not more than 12 months.

Did tricky Nick get his license and registration revoked? Citation disposition date was 6/17 so after the warrant. I'm surprised he hasn't been pulled over if he's still driving. I thought Nick also said the LAWPOPE plate was gone. All would make sense if the state took away his DL and registration. Seems odd.

 

[Captain Manning]

it’s just too fucking long. Like 5-6 hours sometimes.

I don't disagree. It's why clippers are useful mammals.

I think the swapping was in reference to the debauched events in the Bellagio suite in Vegas, not any Camelot/Rekieta show.

Oh, in that case, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised at all. My mistake.

I was wondering WTF Altistic was on about when he mentioned "swapping." Derp.

Meanwhile, Camelot says Rekieta wanted one, presumably was willing to pay for it, but was turned down. SAD, PATHETC, etc.

If that's true, Nick might be technically correct (in one of his recent tweets) he never paid for sex. But not because he didn't want to.

Or maybe he still did if you count Hedonism II. I dunno exactly how that weirdo place works.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Compare these two statements and see how much of a liar Nick is:

Rekieta lies in a pretty predictable way. It's obvious from his first post, where he said "kiddos safe at home" and "our Family case resolved," that he wanted to make it seem like CPS was off his back with no limitations.

However, now he uses very specific phrases like "full legal custody" and says the "CPS case is closed." He usually lies, but so overtly? It makes me wonder if he's comfortable lying more openly because his CPS case details aren't public anymore, or if he really has full custody and the CPS case is closed but with specific caveats.

I'm not sure what to think. It's not uncommon for a government entity to make mistakes.

Still, I believe Rekieta's behavior shows that there are more antics to come from this lolcow. I doubt the lols are over.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If that's true, Nick might be technically correct (in one of his recent tweets) he never paid for sex. But not because he didn't want to.

To be clear, Camelot claimed Nick did. It was just that Camelot turned Nick down when Nick wanted to pick up prostitutes together and presumably have some sort of Kino Casino-in-the-Bellagio style orgy.

Rekieta lies in a pretty predictable way. It's obvious from his first post, where he said "kiddos safe at home" and "our Family case resolved," that he wanted to make it seem like CPS was off his back with no limitations.

"resolved" became "trial home visit" a few months later.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

it’s just too fucking long. Like 5-6 hours sometimes.

And btw: As for parasocial relationships, Rekieta got nothing on these two faggots.

Yeah, the winemoms posted some ass or whatever.

Metokur masochist is MARRIED WITH KIDS. Imagine spending $25K to hang out with your streamer e daddies for a weekend and fuck ugly/black prostitutes.

What the fuck do you even tell your wife when you come home? “Hey, you don’t see me complain every time you go out and spend money on a pedicure!”

Fucking wild.

If anything, the KC Vegas story is a cautionary tale for content creators about their revenue streams.
Specifically, build a broad base of support and never rely on weirdos with deep pockets.
Just sell hats if you need a little extra cash.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The w for Balldo is if he doesn't mention it.

The World has more than just Balldoverse people in it and so trying to point to someone else in the Balldoverse also being a degenerate is not particularly helpful. Its even less helpful that when the alleged acts are taken as truth, it's not even close to Balldo levels.

So the best thing to do is keep quiet. Because Nick is uniquely unable to do the best thing I'd expect him to step onto a rake at some point.

This is a dangerous rake game for Rackets. On the one hand, he's been to enough sermons to know that spending money on hookers and blow is frowned upon by the prudes so pointing out KC foibles is a win. A carefully crafted narrow sober stream could accomplish this.

But then there are the rakes: Nick knows he wants the hookers and blow. A few drinks, a cope and sneed and he's suddenly discussing how great it was when he and coomalot scored hookers and blow while Kayla was getting railed by a conga line of jamaicans ending with the Hedonism II invite.

A man has got to know his limitations.