Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

This is a random thought but do you think Jack genuinely hates Doctors, only because these make me believe that

>Probably told him to lose weight and diet, Jack would rather go on random gimmick diets
>Genuinely believes God will heal him more than a Doctor would
>Loved Saw X for "justified killings" because the victims were fake doctors
>Got all in on the antivax COVID conspiracy kool aid
>Regularly acts dismissive about the opinions of Doctors

Oh no he's definitely in the "Doctors don't know what they're talking about" camp. I would figure part of that is due to his own narcissism, part is due to his version of Christianity and part of it is from his brother. Fatty just takes all those ideas and forms them into a mass he considers his "beliefs" and goes from there.

He's a fucking idiot who thinks himself the smartest guy in the room but has nothing to show for it.

He fucking despises doctors, because he wants god to save his fatass. Any doctor worth a shit would tell him his carnivore shit is retarded, same with the keto larp, ignoring the fact that he's not following either diet, and would have been telling him for years to watch his cholesterol, sodium, calories, eat some fresh vegetables, etc. Hell, he couldn't be bothered to do any physical therapy after any of his strokes, and whined about how he was being "starved" when he was in the nursing home after the last one because they didn't serve him 5000 calories a fucking day(but Tammy constantly showed up with bags of fast food for him).

It's not just that but he doesn't understand basic nutrition.

Like the nursing home he said he couldn't eat the breakfast because it wasn't diabetic friendly as it had oatmeal, applesauce and I think an egg. All three of which are good for diabetics.

Oats are low glycemic which means they digest slowly. They're actually recommended for diabetics due to this. The applesauce is good because you still need sugar and it's best to choose the unsweetened type or the whole fruit but in Fatty's case it's best for something to be easy to swallow and applesauce fits. And of course an egg for the protein. But no. He had to complain and say that other than the egg, he couldn't eat any of it.

Or he'd complain about his lunch / dinner while hiding the dessert. The only time he'd show the dessert is when he felt he got short changed. It was hilarious once that after complaining all day long including that his five eggs weren't done properly for breakfast that he had a small half-piece of something like a turnover and said it was too small.

It's obvious at this point that he has literally ZERO clue.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So if Jack survives his next major health episode, what food will he blame it on?
Dude is already down to just meat and butter. Will he have Tammy shovel butter into his vegetative mouth in 2026?

 

[ZipDisk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9sjrjr06K4

This guy fucked up because chili con carne isn't supposed to have beans in it, but he does make a fucking chili instead of a soup.
Also makes a mirepoix without being a massive fag about it.

We love Masaokis, We hate the fat man.
Skwisgarr, your round jack is amusing but looks like a human. Pinhead jack is clearly more representative of our gourd and shitterd.

I miss the videos where we got to see jack burn himself. I knew that was the first thing Tammy would deny us, the cunt.

 

[densedance]

Oats are low glycemic which means they digest slowly. They're actually recommended for diabetics due to this. The applesauce is good because you still need sugar and it's best to choose the unsweetened type or the whole fruit but in Fatty's case it's best for something to be easy to swallow and applesauce fits. And of course an egg for the protein. But no. He had to complain and say that other than the egg, he couldn't eat any of it.

Agree on every point here. The same clueless retard that berated about the Nurse & Doctors behind their back on Social Media is the same one that made his fatwife getting him Fast Food Goyslop for Lunch/Dinner.

 

[densedance]

 

[AnOminous]

Steaks also do rather well with a dose of garlic when you panfry them in their butter in my experience; it's honestly the only seasoning I consistently use for them outside of salt and pepper.

I do something I saw in the Gordon Ramsay video I usually recommend, where I don't get excessive with the garlic, but just crush a couple cloves (skin on) and rub the steak with them a bit.

I also serve high texture but low flavor steaks (like filet mignon) with lots of butter and sauteed onions. I don't generally do the slather the thing in butter until it's dripping thing that you see a lot of steakhouses do.

Dry spices are generally acceptable, but I don't use many.

I mentioned this pack a long time ago if you're using a cheap steak then sure use whatever season it all you want and put any sauce like A1 on it.

The other Ramsay trick I like a lot is if you have a cut with a fat strip, start out by holding the steak on its side and render some of the fat before cooking the rest of the steak.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jacks trip to steakhouse had me dying you can't write comedy like that.
Russian roulette with a semi automatic is safer than how this pig eats. I want to long sperg but y'all already said it so well

DAT BUTTA fuck me

 

[AltisticRight]

That's literally got to be something Fatty requested.

That's just grim, they even used an ice cream scoop for that sphere of lard. How creative!
I never would have thought an ice cream scoop can be used this way because I don't consume my month's worth of butter in one dish, but I digress.

 

[Ginger & Bread = Mischief]

Oh no he's definitely in the "Doctors don't know what they're talking about" camp. I would figure part of that is due to his own narcissism, part is due to his version of Christianity and part of it is from his brother. Fatty just takes all those ideas and forms them into a mass he considers his "beliefs" and goes from there.

I think for a lot of these people it's more about how it's just not convenient so it's easier to post-rationalize that they don't want to do something inconvenient by saying they don't know what their talking about. I guess that's just a longer way of saying it's convenient to his world beliefs to fit that.

 

[AnOminous]

That's just grim, they even used an ice cream scoop for that sphere of lard. How creative!
I never would have thought an ice cream scoop can be used this way because I don't consume my month's worth of butter in one dish, but I digress.

Something I like that some steakhouses do is when they've just finished it in the oven, slathering it with hot melted garlic butter to an absurd degree so it rolls off it, before letting it rest. I don't generally do this at home, but if you're doing something dumb like spending $100 on a $20 steak and a potato you might as well be reckless with the butter too.

But then I eat in a steakhouse maybe once every two years or so. Not in some retarded Gluttony Wars tour of third-tier shitty steakhouses.

 

[Marc]

I’ll echo the common sentiment that that ice cream scoop of butter on a steak too cold to melt it is one of the worst things I’ve seen in this thread. That’s a high bar.

As with every “review” he films, it truly speaks to Jack having no business reviewing steaks: A sliced round of compound butter, a brush of clarified butter (whether straight ghee or infused with a strong flavor such as coffee beans or herbs), or a simple pan sauce with a knob of butter whisked in at the end to give it a sheen are all 101-level methods of finishing a steak with butter as a means of raising the ceiling on the perfection attainable in a well-executed steak.

But because Jack doesn’t know the first thing about cooking, or about steaks, or about anything else for that matter, he thinks ordering a fat ice cream scoop of cold butter on a cheap freezer steak served blue and mooing is a feat of gluttony which people who do know the first thing about steak will surely find as impressive as he does. In reality, no one else is ordering a steak for the BUDDUR; and Jack has only succeeded in exciting a new quality of disgust within me. And watching him deep-throat that fork with a small bite of steak and massive bite of butter sliding down the handle (before spending so long chewing with all the grace and blank expression of a masticating cow that it gradually dawns on you that he’s chewing the butter) was yet another escalation in this horror show. Then he bitches that he can’t taste the steak!

Even if he had lived a perfect life up to this point, Jack would still go to hell just for that steak.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Rob is back and knocking it out of the park again.

That's definitely not carnivore though.

That's just grim, they even used an ice cream scoop for that sphere of lard. How creative!
I never would have thought an ice cream scoop can be used this way because I don't consume my month's worth of butter in one dish, but I digress.

I worked a place that served garlic bread with every entree. They had a big tub of garlic butter next to the toaster with a paintbrush in it. Toast the bread, paint it on one side then the other. It was a lot of fat but honestly it was very popular. And we still would have people that asked for extra butter on it. It was already a lot of butter. No. One guy wanted his bread soaked in it. Fucking disgusting but he was a disgusting guy like Fatty was and just about the same shape.

The difference is? He actually ate his vegetables.

before spending so long chewing with all the grace and blank expression of a masticating cow

That just shows it's a cheap steak so it's right up his alley.

 

[Adamska]

That's actually a good pick and I can tell these'd taste great as a meal. Shame Fat Jack isn't gurgling about "pitza warrz" though, since I'm reminded of Pagach, or Ukranian pizza, which is a mix between a pie and pierogi. Would've been a neat little video.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this



Simping for a washed up grifter from Britain



What the fuck is he on about



You can tell Jack is just mad that he never got sponsorship deals, reminder this is the same guy who tried to be on the Food Network and made up fake sponsorships



He even pasted the same comment to reply to someone else



More fighting windmills



Jack really flip flops whether he wants to call Twitter "X" or just "Twitter"



What the fuck is he on about

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

If Jack could actually cook it'd be a good gift, his one usable arm being his off one. But he can't, so it'll just collect dust along with the all the grills, smokers, meat grinders, microwave bacon cookers, pressure cookers, Bluetooth thermometers, and all the single-use shit TamHam buys companies send him for review.

What the fuck is he on about

Jack must have been sent to the Boys' Club in one of his Facebook hugboxes when he bitched about something asinine, not helped by THAT HE NEEDS TO SCREAM INTO THIS SPEECH TO TEXT.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

If Jack could actually cook it'd be a good gift, his one usable arm being his off one. But he can't, so it'll just collect dust along with the all the grills, smokers, meat grinders, microwave bacon cookers, pressure cookers, Bluetooth thermometers, and all the single-use shit TamHam buys companies send him for review.



Jack must have been sent to the Boys' Club in one of his Facebook hugboxes when he bitched about something asinine, not helped by THAT HE NEEDS TO SCREAM INTO THIS SPEECH TO TEXT.

I was thinking he was posting his weekly videos into one of those hugboxes and the admin told him to stop his pathetic attempts at engagement farming. The fact this admin doesn't care that another guy promoted his small business lends more support to the theory that Jack is universally despised even among fellow churchgoers.

 

[p1138]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

A retard with one arm. I think he actually had one in the gross gator meat video last month.

You can tell Jack is just mad that he never got sponsorship deals, reminder this is the same guy who tried to be on the Food Network and made up fake sponsorships

The same fatty who keeps thinking he's some kind of "producer" who will be able to just scrape money off the top of his "clients".

What the fuck is he on about

Probably got booted from some group he didn't have control over and is whining after he was warned about his asshole-ish behavior, called the admin a nazi, and got told to pound sand.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Jack wants more unnecessary shit, like who the fuck needs this

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Are you really that surprised about Scalfaggot wanting to accumulate more phallic looking objects? This spastic probably thought these are some novelty dildos that he can enviously fuck himself with while Tammy gets fucked by her bull. Or degenerate foodplay.

Apologies for that mental image.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob is back and knocking it out of the park again.

That's definitely not carnivore though.

He got another "roulette" dig in at Jagoff, too.

Funny, he has exactly the mini-Cuisinart that I do, exactly the wooden spatula, and exactly the squeeze pouch of sour cream I always use. Those little rubber bands for the rolling pin are pretty cool. I might get some of those.

The fact this admin doesn't care that another guy promoted his small business lends more support to the theory that Jack is universally despised even among fellow churchgoers.

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

 

[p1138]

Even the murder church told him to go fuck himself. I think he's hated wherever he goes for being such an obnoxious asshole. He's an asshole to everyone.

You can see it with his group of "friends" he cycles through when he does fat on the go. The problem with Fatty is that even if he's not being an obnoxious asshole to you in particular, the fact that he's an obnoxious asshole to literally everyone else you're around would make you not want to associate with him. Would you want to be associated with this fat retard in public constantly making an ass out of himself? Hell no.