Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Didn’t someone else in the complex report Riley the first day/ night he was stalking Eric because he’s a greasy, smelly midge that looked like he was casing the joint?

The next day he came back after the cops told him to stop being a retard and continued to be a retard? The cops then gave him a court date, he fled, pissed on Mr. July’s ancestors grave, tried to start shit at a fan meet-up, and got arrested again.
 
Did Juju the Catamite Cow confuse himself with being a man again? All he does nowadays is whine like a bratty teenage girl.
I can't take Diddler Dax seriously any more because look at him, he's a fat fuck.

Just kidding, I never did really take him seriously even before I knew he likes to pretend to be a cow while getting fucked in his ass. His fat fucking fat fuck ass.
I honestly don't see how he thinks how anyone normal is going to be on his side, especially when people do research of there own.
Just looking at Riley fills me with visceral contempt and loathing. Just look at this greasy, fat, smelly, perverted midget. He has visible stink lines coming off him. Has he showered in his life? He's just pig disgusting.
 
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I can't take Diddler Dax seriously any more because look at him, he's a fat fuck.

Just kidding, I never did really take him seriously even before I knew he likes to pretend to be a cow while getting fucked in his ass. His fat fucking fat fuck ass.

Just looking at Riley fills me with visceral contempt and loathing. Just look at this greasy, fat, smelly, perverted midget. He has visible stink lines coming off him. Has he showered in his life? He's just pig disgusting.
They BOTH are abominations. At least one of them might be going to jail soon. Hopefully the other follows that path soon as well.
 
Just looking at Riley fills me with visceral contempt and loathing. Just look at this greasy, fat, smelly, perverted midget.
20 years ago Riley would have been getting paid chump change to get the shit kicked out of him on Bum Fights. That he's managed to lift himself up to the lofty heights of professional stalker is almost admirable, if he wasn't doing it under the instruction of a balding fat alcoholic manchild hiding in his LA Dream Mansion.
 
Well Diddler Dax and Peto Vito are going to be upset over this. Pie man Froggit is already crying about it.
 

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Can't wait to hear Dax acking about how he "only managed to raise 800k" as if it's somehow a bad thing.
Yeah, the man is petty. It still made more than HIS stuff did and Vito's as well. He's failing at hurting Eric or the company, and he doesn't even like comics anyway. He even admitted "on camera" that he actually is trying to destroy the Rippaverse all because HE doesn't like it or Eric July. It's not working but he's still trying. The man is insane.
 
Can't wait to hear Dax acking about how he "only managed to raise 800k" as if it's somehow a bad thing.
It'll be that or the 'MUH ARTISTIC INTEGRITY' argument he likes to fall back on, as if the dude with a string of failed TV pitches who's spent 20 years making the same handful of fat jokes is in any position to judge.
 
It just dawned on me that most people who ever become a close friend or close associate of Dick Masterson started getting their lives fucked up: Maddox, Asterios, Riley, Mint Salad, Mumkey Jones, Digibro, Rekeita, Ralph, Vito, Ethan Van Sciver. A lot of these of guys already had lolcow traits before, but overexposure to Dax made those traits evolve in devilishly self-destructive ways.

Even Jim, who seemed immune, had his health start to sharply decline after brushing shoulders a lil' too much with Juju. Riley might have actually saved Josh's life by gatekeeping him out of Dick's inner circle.
What's even worse is that he has this patronising, I'm better, dropping little digs at all the people that are around him. He doesn't have one person in his crew that he treats as his equal

Maddox did one thing it showed how he was just a super fan that thought the Maddox character was just the coolist and is fucking Cosplaying as character from a 20 year old website
 
Excited to see the beloved bisexual host of the Dick Show displaying his "ferocity in diversity" on the latest BPITU episode.

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Juju coming in strong with that $26 drip. If that's too spendy for you broke ass Kiwi Farmers, then perhaps you can get the $13-$20 knock-off:

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Didn't this fat balding Mexican faggot bitch about Eric July upcharging shipping by at most $1 to cover for labour and packaging costs?

He also accuses Eric's customers of having white guilt so.... I could care less what he thinks.
That's fucking retarded and asinine. He's probably the same type that wouldn't like it when people discard opinions because the person saying it happens to be White, which is the same idiotic and borderline racist logic he's trying to use on ISOM.

So do customers of @FROG and Vaedophile have White guilt too? Their campaigns garnered hundreds and thousands as well.
It's almost like this race isn't a part of the equation. Many fans of comics simply want something independent, perhaps without DEI being shoved in their faces. It just so happens that a Black voluntarist Christian family man is the only one who knows how to do a business. He built up lots of good will by delivering on his promises. The art might be mediocre and the plot might be boring, but at least I can hold both copies in my hands. $20 or $30 is not a lot of money to most people, a good portion of whom are more than happy to support a project because it will improve in the future. Didn't many Japanese comic artists start out by drawing gross porn parody shit of popular cartoons? At least ISOM 0 isn't a gooner parody of Snow White where the 7 dwarves were replaced by 6'5'' niggers.

My only criticism remains the same. It seems like they're expanding quickly but diversifying too much. Having not just comics but films and even a fulfillment service with merchandise might water down the products fans really care about. I guess this isn't really criticism, but a warning instead. They do need to stay focused on the one thing that gave them success.
 
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Juju is trying to squeeze an Eric July into a Maddox hole. He is certain that he can make a Maddox out of Eric and nothing seems to change his mind. In that sense, Maddox has ruined Juju almost as much as Juju ruined Maddox.
That’s an astute observation, I’ve noticed the first part, how Juju tries way too hard to make some chosen mark into a new bit, & it’s never quite landed with anyone but the guy he now skin walks as, Maddox. Maddox inadvertently hit back at Juju just as hard as he was hit, through absolutely no effort of his own. Juju did it to himself.
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I can't take Diddler Dax seriously any more because look at him, he's a fat fuck.

Just kidding, I never did really take him seriously even before I knew he likes to pretend to be a cow while getting fucked in his ass. His fat fucking fat fuck ass
Really so fat. Horribly so. So fuckin’ fat.
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Juju is trying to squeeze an Eric July into a Maddox hole. He is certain that he can make a Maddox out of Eric and nothing seems to change his mind. In that sense, Maddox has ruined Juju almost as much as Juju ruined Maddox. He is thinking that everyone around him is yet another version of Maddox that he can exploit.
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Can't wait to hear Dax acking about how he "only managed to raise 800k" as if it's somehow a bad thing.
Just a reminder that Maddax was bragging about his $20k/month Patreon for years. Maddax will never come close to raising $800k in his miserable existence.
 
Isom 2 was better than Isom 1 and A LOT of people are excited for the upcoming Isom 3, and the story and art qualities are a matter of opinion. For his first book, he actually did pretty good. And Cliff Richards has been drawing for a long time and nobody thought the art was mediocre when he did it before. Honestly not everybody is going to be Alex Ross in art style, or Mark Mallar in writing. Mark Millar actually gave both Isom's a good review believe it or not, and at this point calling them mediocre has lost its effect, because it's been weaponized too much. Hell people even tried doing it to Doug Ernst with Iconic in the beginning saying the same things, and THAT didn't work either. Just because one person doesn't like it as much as some people, doesn't mean another person won't like it more. That's the beauty of independent thought you can like whatever you like, and so can I. Comicsgate however has almost nothing in there that interests me, and I have a feeling I'm not the only one that thinks that. The drama they astroturfed out of nowhere doesn't help them either.
 
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Well, he was. And is. "I'd suck a dick. . .if it was big enough." Daxipad
It only now occurs to me that this is a fundamentally female joke to make. They always bee-line for the dick size insults, which is what this what this is.


Slightly off-topic but Patrick Michael has been ranting against Karl from WATP on his “warmouth” patreon. I couldn’t archive as it’s behind a login screen, but anybody can join his patreon (as a free member) to read the posts/comments.

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Here is a screenshot seconds after the message was sent. This is word for word what I said. Just so nobody tries putting words into AI or some goofy fan does some photoshopping. Clear and to the point. I have no beefs and I'd like to keep it that way. Talk about me all day, but I have limits, as we all do, and if you are a man you will respect my wishes and grow past the nonsense. I don't even speak on my personal life therefore why the fuck are you?
There are a few other posts but I can’t be bothered screenshotting, it’s not really “on-topic” and I’m not signed into patreon on my desktop. If people actually care I can take some screenshots later.
 
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It only now occurs to me that this is a fundamentally female joke to make. They always bee-line for the dick size insults, which is what this what this is.
I think it's more gay male. Dick isn't just a fag, but a size queen. There are way more gay men who are super obsessed with size than there are women. It's just a go-to insult for pretty obvious reasons. Piss off a woman and you'll as likely as not get a dicklet joke. He's saying he would only want to suck huge cocks. That's quintessentially fag shit.
 
I think it's more gay male. Dick isn't just a fag, but a size queen. There are way more gay men who are super obsessed with size than there are women. It's just a go-to insult for pretty obvious reasons. Piss off a woman and you'll as likely as not get a dicklet joke. He's saying he would only want to suck huge cocks. That's quintessentially fag shit.
Reminds me of the guy who went on social media and bragged that he managed to suck off a dick so big it broke his neck and landed him on the ICU. Same energy.
 
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