Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
>*go into /v/ Dragon Age thread*
>ACKSHULLY the nu-lore makes sense because Corypheus is like one of Archdemons because he's one of the original Tevinter mages and has a soul
>The Architect is alive because of this, btw
>Maybe the mother too since she's a mage and originally was a human so theoretically she could pull the same magic shenanigans
>Don't think about how Grey Wardens should be dead several times fucking over from killing them if they really are like the Archdemon
>Lyrium is living because it can be infected with blight, so this totally explains the dwarven titan things, man
>Solas was introduced in Inquisition, which totally wasn't a complete dogshit mess that everyone should've taken as proof the sequel would be just as if not even worse, so ALIENS ELVES is perfectly acceptable
>*check the wiki*
>some of it is headcanon but most of it is true or are plotholes from adding other forms of soul-transferring darkspawn

i don't think i've ever seen a franchise have sequels that so utterly ruined or destroyed what came before
like, not even the star wars sequel trilogy was this bad
it's like if they retconned the force to be some weird high-tech nonsense on top of somehow palpatine returned

there is really nothing to be gained in playing anything after origins since every plot thread introduced goes nowhere down to the companions
 
Under what metrics is it not hot shit, I think you should clarify on that if it's not basically a medium sized game dev that just shat on EA and Bioware as I am assuming?
GSC Game World is by all means, a Triple A company, they present themselves as such and have around 300-500 employees, Stalker is a Triple A game, it's a massive game.
 
They just released Patch 3, apparently they are at a cadence of about 1 patch per week, and each patch just seems to make things worse!

The latest patch apparently transformed a bunch of people with simple problems into CTD's or the inability to load any of their save game/save games just fucking vanishing.

Is it worth it during the inevitable 15$ sale coming soon?

If you can read my write-up and still think it is worthwhile, go for it.
 
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I'd just like to point out that Stalker 2 has already beat Dragon Age Veilguard on launch for peak concurrent players. Side note: I'm playing it and it's terrrrrrrrrrrribly unoptimized.
That game was made by a bunch of half drunk slavic monkeys who probably built it on some half janked engine that they stole off some gypsies it's surprising that half the slavic monkey games work at all
 
Do tell me, Bioware trannies, why are you incapable of making a decent game when some Ukrainian Third World slavs in an active warzone can make a game more enjoyable than yours in both player reviews and numbers?
They moved if I'm not mistaken in the last year or two to Poland.
But yeah, still lost those devs in a fucking warzone. People with actual cases of PTSD making a game - unoptimized but still better - than a bunch of coddled faggots in what Im guessing is Calli, or Austin, or Canada
Is it worth it during the inevitable 15$ sale coming soon?
Are they paying you $15 to play it?
If not its not even worth the hour of your time you'd get paid to play it.
 
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The far simpler explanation is that traash and the mother character are both simply autistic however traash is just more retarded. If you watch the entire scene the dumbass thinks individual servings of 3 pounds of meat is a "meal" and gets pissed off when the other character bluntly points out how fucking dumb that is. Look at the other interactions they have in cut scenes, it's the same shit. Even the other Qunari characters in the game come off as weird barely functional autists.
 
People with actual cases of PTSD making a game - unoptimized but still better - than a bunch of coddled faggots in what Im guessing is Calli, or Austin, or Canada
Most of them relocated in Chech republic when shit hit the fan.
I want Bioware to remake Jade Empire. I don't particularly care for the game, but watching Asians and Blacks fight over diversity quotas would be glorious
I would not. I like Jade Empire and don't want it to be smeared with niggers, troons, dykes and fags
 
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