Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Rudy Coleman]

PPP did a bunch of streams with these incels on them or writing them and they all bombed, so he snaked these losers and now they are all jilted lovers.

prese and squire are the writers who supplied clips to ppp about everything he would talk about for years, that level of commitment is beyond no life tier.
very pathetic people.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

from what i've read on /r9k/ its common mostly because any virgin doesn't realize how awful condom sex is and doesn't think to use boner pills first.

My main problem here is imagining the situation: A socially awkward retard experiencing their first time in some dingy motel with an obese, disinterested, likely high prostitute glued to her phone. Meanwhile, a sweaty, most likely shirtless Andy, hopefully with pants - who's probably just finished himself - pushes him from the back so that he can at least finish, all because he can't due to virgin anxiety.

Not to mention the added bonus of Asthon in the cuck-chair™ encouraging whatever the fuck he was seeing.

It's such a wild visual that it just stuns the mind - funny as shit if real though.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It's such a wild visual that it just stuns the mind - funny as shit if real though.

I actually used my AI skills to show you a visual of it.

 

[Festivus]

My main problem here is imagining the situation: A socially awkward retard experiencing their first time in some dingy motel with an obese, disinterested, likely high prostitute glued to her phone.

Not that it makes a huge difference to the scenario but they were in a swanky penthouse suite. This is a guy who used to look up to Ethan Ralph and had the encouragement of his 2 new E-Daddies, it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Liana seething.

 

[Quote Cursor]

I'll be honest, if we were to play a numbers game on this, the thing PPP and Andy did last year isn't as bad as what Rekieta, Ralph or what any of these losers did. Like what they did was short of 'the Hangover', just with a coke headed Portuguese manlet and an obese tall man (that looks like a standard one piece villain), and other dysgenic freaks. So for them to 'dunk' really doesn't work.

But controversy and scandals are never a numbers game, and you can't ignore the truth that it was degenerate, and very embarrassing.

Others in this thread have stated that there has been hypocrisy, I would disagree because honestly the show wasn't a Christian show to begin with. I mean it's obvious when they joke that 'you can't get gay as the casino'. I never saw the Casino as the moral police / crusaders, but as a showman.

The only concern (in my opinion) is that they have a parasocial link with their top pay pigs and fans, and how they will deal with this coming out. I mean you cannot ignore it, and you can't sperg on about it, blaming everyone but accepting their own degeneracy. It was a year ago, and they had a resurgence and success in their show after that, so they have to own up and take the punches. Otherwise, like Rekieta, Ralph e.t.c. The house won't always win (I tried to force a shitty pun).

The other grievance I have is, despite the post show being 'chill', it still isn't entertaining, and it might be because tardski is playing Flight Simulator, like you might as well watch paint dry or something, overall It doesn't fit in the theme of the show. When they were reacting to low-hanging fruit mediocre YouTubers and playing dust born and plumbers don't wear ties, that was entertaining. Especially when PPP stays on the show.

Liana seething.

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I was about to write that Liana needs to pipe down from the shit she wrote on chat and become a background character, but now she's coping and seething on Discord, truly sad and embarrassing. (If you took the screenshot, charge your phone , and I refer you to the Archival Tools thread, specifically Discord Chat Exporter or other tools listed).

 

[Tablet County]

The other grievance I have is, despite the post show being 'chill', it still isn't entertaining

In a just world, Andy would have a separate kick channel for his gayming/Normwatch streams, but I can only assume he's using the Casino's numbers to bolster his viewership. I don't know why, I think the only people who stick around are the parasocial paypigs anyway, so if he made a separate channel for his Purple Dragon shit I think he'd still get viewership.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

(If you took the screenshot, charge your phone , and I refer you to the Archival Tools thread, specifically Discord Chat Exporter or other tools listed)

Nah, I didn't. Cog had posted it on Twitter.

 

[Quote Cursor]

In a just world, Andy would have a separate kick channel for his gayming/Normwatch streams, but I can only assume he's using the Casino's numbers to bolster his viewership. I don't know why, I think the only people who stick around are the parasocial paypigs anyway, so if he made a separate channel for his Purple Dragon shit I think he'd still get viewership.

And the thing is, HE DID: https://kick.com/warski. This was used when Warski was moving out of PPP's house.

Nah, I didn't. Cog had posted it on Twitter.

Nvm, I wouldn't expect Jobless Johnny to have the intelligence to archive shit. But at least we somehow got two screenshots from the waste man. Hopefully he can buy a phone charger in the future after riding this wave.

 

[crab fucker]

Did you miss the part where this Vegas incident happened over a YEAR AGO, and not last Thursday? Or even this May when Nick got arrested?

We already knew Warski was a recovering addict. This is absolutely nothing new.

I think a lot of the people saying this is the biggest drop ever have the dates wrong, so that might be why they're saying this stuff. The leak is recent, the actual incident is more than a year ago, but I think they assume the trip was recent.

 

[Quote Cursor]

I think a lot of the people saying this is the biggest drop ever have the dates wrong, so that might be why they're saying this stuff. The leak is recent, the actual incident is more than a year ago, but I think they assume the trip was recent.

The confusion might be based on the fact they took a holiday during this year, late summer.

 

[All becomes gunt]

It's good, but there's room for improvement:
1. Needs more incoherent shouting in the beginning.
2. Tardski doesn't wait for Ashton to finish his sentences. The low IQ interruptions should come in the middle of whenever PPP is on a good roll.
3. The Warski voice is accurate (it maybe even makes him sound a little too smart) but he needs bring up that he's been sober for a year at least once a minute.
4. PPP should sound more lecherous and should break into a gay Broadway-style musical number whenever he sees an opportunity.

Let's try this again. Shall we folks ?

 

[Quintus]

If it happened a year ago it doesn't hurt Andy's sober story but it hurts their ability to make fun of others' degeneracy because PPP tries to be super self aware.

That's my main issue with it. It's kind of dumb to call Nick a degen when this shit happened. Not that it matters much. As others have laid out, the Rekieta situation is far worse. I mean it's not like this hurt anyone other than themselves.

Keemstar wants to talk to Kyler:

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Ahh, the carrion birds have finally started to come out. I'm surprised it took him this long.

By the way, it's possible to make fun of this situation and still watch the show or the clips/segments you want to watch.

Hey that's what I'm doing!

 

[porkWellington]

Very cowlike behavior to not address it for this long, we know they know. The non action has probably been more damaging than the trip itself.

 

[Punished Derich]

Very cowlike behavior to not address it for this long, we know they know. The non action has probably been more damaging than the trip itself.

Historically, ignoring stuff like this is the best way to deal with it, especially if your main audience isn't on Twitter/whatever retarded microblogging cancer of the week. They will probably hash this out with their top paypigs privately but most of their audience, especially the newer ones unfamiliar with the sektur & the clip channel audience will probably be none the wiser. Many ecelebs have survived controversy and cancellation this way

 

[Kandinsky]

My main problem here is imagining the situation: A socially awkward retard experiencing their first time in some dingy motel with an obese, disinterested, likely high prostitute glued to her phone. Meanwhile, a sweaty, most likely shirtless Andy, hopefully with pants - who's probably just finished himself - pushes him from the back so that he can at least finish, all because he can't due to virgin anxiety.

Not to mention the added bonus of Asthon in the cuck-chair™ encouraging whatever the fuck he was seeing.

It's such a wild visual that it just stuns the mind - funny as shit if real though.

Again, shocked pikachu face if it happened, shocked pikachu face if it is gay-ops, people are saying it was at the Bellagio.

The two beds makes it sound fake as fuck. And maybe he stayed in there because he didn’t want to see his friend fleeced, or maybe it was his room, or he was too fat and fucked up to make it out of the room without destroying half of the furniture and getting billed an extra $4k in property damage. At this point it sounds like fan fiction with a strand of truth somewhere in there to bind it.

Let's try this again. Shall we folks ?

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I turned that shit off after 5 seconds, and that was 2 seconds too polite.

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.

 

[Nate Higgers]

And that there is insatiable desire by most of the viewing audience to reach through the screen and punch Andy in the head whenever he interrupts something important/funny to scream about Metokur Masochist and his fifty goddamned dollars.

For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic. You won’t be able to unhear it once you notice it. I’m talking about one of those lull-in-the-content moments where he’s reconfiguring something in OBS or trying to pull up a specific thing and PPP is quiet while no audio/video is being played through OBS. Andy has this thing where he’s just wetly smacking his mouth open and closed and he seems to have had this tic/habit for a while if you go back and watch old episodes of Twisted Mind.

It’s nowhere near as bad as Mersh with the wet lip-smacking niggerlip way he loudly smokes into the microphone but it’s still pretty irritating. I do think I have misophonia though.

tl;dr: I don’t even care about the low-IQ interruptions, I just wish he’d just rein in the mouth/lip smacking.

 

[DogZero]

Liana seething.

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Liananaki is beginning.

Historically, ignoring stuff like this is the best way to deal with it, especially if your main audience isn't on Twitter/whatever retarded microblogging cancer of the week. They will probably hash this out with their top paypigs privately but most of their audience, especially the newer ones unfamiliar with the sektur & the clip channel audience will probably be none the wiser. Many ecelebs have survived controversy and cancellation this way

Completely wrong, If warski doesn't directly and explicitly respond to each and every accusation then he is basically throwing Liana to the curb and showing he doesnt have what it takes to be a real super star. He will be eternally felted and his last best chance to make it will be squandered.

In a just world, Andy would have a separate kick channel for his gayming/Normwatch streams, but I can only assume he's using the Casino's numbers to bolster his viewership. I don't know why, I think the only people who stick around are the parasocial paypigs anyway, so if he made a separate channel for his Purple Dragon shit I think he'd still get viewership.

Warski's paradise is one where he has an inbuilt guaranteed audience and can just bumble around playing games poorly with no preparation or effort, waking up at 4 pm every day drunk and high and make money. Every time he has had success he has tried to turn it into this. He sees other big gaming streamers and thinks "I wish I could just do that, play games and make money". Not realizing there is actual effort involved, at the very least some charisma and game knowledge/ skill he doesn't have. He basically wants to be dsp but even lower effort somehow. It always implodes for the same reasons

For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic.

Hold on, are you saying you don't like the literal down syndrome retard grunts every 30 seconds??? It is something he has worked so long on to perfect, I mean go listen to even the warski live days and he didn't do that. He has worked so hard to absolutely NAIL the sound of the short bus and you don't even appreciate it???

 

[Computer God Autism]

FATIMA taste MY BEEEEEJAAMMS

Why would the Casino bring Cog with them to Vegas?

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Can someone give me the TLDR version of these leaks.