Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[W00K #17]

Patrick enjoying prison would be the funniest thing I've ever seen in all my years watching lolcows.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

For comparison X has somewhere around 600 million active monthly users.

And active monthly users are the only ones that count, threads cheated by making everyone with an instagram account also have a threads account (iirc) and bluesky and X and mastadon are littered with created accounts that then never do anything.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's almost as though the Democrat leaders never believed the propaganda they shoved down your throat, Pat.
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You think piggy would've started putting two and two together when Schumer attended that charity dinner (the one Kamala skipped as part of her perfect campaign) along side Trump and even laughed at a few of his jokes.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If fatrick posts a video of himself climbing a free hanging rope ladder, I will believe him that his phone was lost in a magical cave

 

[Red Frida]

lol he even swatted himself:

This is absolutely retarded logic on that kid's part.

16-17 year olds explained further (they are claiming he accidentally leaked his IP address via Tox):

This is another reason why the PI probably isn't fake. If you're the defense attorney at this point given how stupid torswats was, your only hope is the investigation was unconstitutional, and one of the lowest effort ways is to see whether that PI's story is legitimate. In other words any good attorney is going to subpoena the identities of those twitch streamers and verify whether they hired Firstname Lastname, PI.

Remember when someone requested some kind of legal document relating to Pat (I can't remember the details) and it wasn't closed due to an "open FBI investigation". Pattycakes smugly intoned that this was the investigation into the Stalker Childs that would make them all Enjoy Prison, but I always suspected otherwise. I think this was TorSwats, and the investigation into everyone who was paying him to commit crimes on their behalf - including a certain Milwaukee pigman.

I don't believe Pat will ever see prosecution if he is a torswats customer simply because Pat has absurdly thick plot armor. He's the village idiot yet he got a book deal and also convinced a bunch of people to bankroll frivolous lawsuits. He'll never enjoy prison.

Sorry if this is a retarded question as I know absolutely nothing about crypto and Gemini, is it possible to search for other other users accounts/see when the accounts were made?

Absolutely not, aside from data breaches. Financial services are not social media. You place a premium on other people not knowing about you. I'm honestly surprised Gemini allowed people to guess what emails have accounts by giving them differing messages for password recovery requests.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It's almost as though the Democrat leaders never believed the propaganda they shoved down your throat, Pat.
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It is almost sad if you see a tool not realizing that they are getting duped out of either lacking intelligence, critical thinking or gullibility.

If I think about it, Pat's whole political stance is "Democrats and leftism good, Republicans and conservatism bad", so he believes everything that the Democrats say and nothing that the Republicans say. In other, words, gullible.

 

[Judge Holden]

THE FORTRESS HAS BEEN BREACHED!

 

[W00K #17]

It's almost as though the Democrat leaders never believed the propaganda they shoved down your throat, Pat.
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Always the knife fighting with this guy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also lol at big boy Rick talking about "substantive conversations", you know, like the ones he has.

Telling someone to "Enjoy prison" is the height of debate. If your high school GPA was 1.7.

Always the knife fighting with this guy.

It's his cargo cult mentality at work again. He thinks tough guys talk about knife fights. He is a tough guy. Therefore, he must talk about knife fights as often as possible.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Always the knife fighting with this guy.

Yeah he's got a fixation with the idea of tough manly men penetrating each other.

 

[AnOminous]

It's his cargo cult mentality at work again. He thinks tough guys talk about knife fights. He is a tough guy. Therefore, he must talk about knife fights as often as possible.

What kind of absolute idiot would even want to be in a knife fight? Even if you're good at it or some kind of street fighting retard, just a nick to one of your major arteries, even from some idiot who just got lucky, can take you out in seconds. Not that this fat fuck has ever been in one, although he'd have some advantage because his giant layer of blubber would protect him to some degree.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ooooh the pig caught wind of the allegations...


Also "working hand in hand with law enforcement" is a funny way of phrasing "suing the cops while oinking about how useless and ignorant the FBI is"

 

[BoomerPrime]

Dumb question, sorry, but is swatting yourself illegal?

I would expect the answer to this to be 'yes' from the perspective that you are still wasting the resources of the government (police, SWAT, fire, etc.) with bullshit when they may be needed at an actual emergency elsewhere. It may be a lesser set of charges, but I defer to the law-kiwis to parse that out.

It's not going to be a global town square, because its main features are gay block lists and being infested by persons of gender.

Also lol at big boy Rick talking about "substantive conversations", you know, like the ones he has.

Imagine being such a fat retard that you think a glorified hugbox full of pedos, gender-specials, and histrionic block-happy cunts is going to be the "town square" for anything. I look forward to Pat oinking his way back to Xitter, and cross my fingers that this whole swatted-himself thing is actually true.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What kind of absolute idiot would even want to be in a knife fight?

He doesn't want to be in a fight. He wants to have been in a fight. He wants to use it as an excuse to call himself a tough guy.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This is not the epic comeback you think it is Rick.

Freudian Slob

I like how downright Schizophrenic the hog sounds here,especially to the uninitiated.

 

[Ginger & Bread = Mischief]

I would expect the answer to this to be 'yes' from the perspective that you are still wasting the resources of the government (police, SWAT, fire, etc.) with bullshit when they may be needed at an actual emergency elsewhere. It may be a lesser set of charges, but I defer to the law-kiwis to parse that out.

Thank you.

 

[OffTopic]

Alright folks, put your crazy hats on.
Snackie chimes in.




This is the link to the article she references. It's by someone called Steven Jarvis who, surprise, I can't find anything about online. Unless proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume Snax is Steven Jarvis.

https://mrjarvis.substack.com/p/antifa-boss-doug-stewart-joins-in

I can't summarize the article for you because my thinkin' meats have shut down after reading it. You have to experience it for yourself.

 

[AprilRains]

He doesn't want to be in a fight. He wants to have been in a fight.

Not quite. He wants others to think he's been in a knife fight. If he had been in one and no one else knew, it wouldn't give him what he thinks he needs. If he was never in one but people thought he had been, he'd be one happy pigman.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Alright folks, put your crazy hats on.
Snackie chimes in.

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This is the link to the article she references. It's by someone called Steven Jarvis who, surprise, I can't find anything about online. Unless proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume Snax is Steven Jarvis.

https://mrjarvis.substack.com/p/antifa-boss-doug-stewart-joins-in

I can't summarize the article for you because my thinkin' meats have shut down after reading it. You have to experience it for yourself.

No. Snax is not Steven Jarvis. Steven Jarvis is a fucking loon from Fort Worth who may or may not have installed security cameras in his daughter's bathroom. His only claim to fame is being too batshit to be directly involved with Jim Stewartson's #Stewanon. Not to self promote but I archived and went through the entire thing here in Jim's thread so you don't have to.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jim-stewartson-stewanon.181807/post-19911450

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What kind of absolute idiot would even want to be in a knife fight? Even if you're good at it or some kind of street fighting retard, just a nick to one of your major arteries, even from some idiot who just got lucky, can take you out in seconds. Not that this fat fuck has ever been in one, although he'd have some advantage because his giant layer of blubber would protect him to some degree.

1: the concept of “knife fighting” is stupid and it’s one of those things that karate movies in the 80’s tricked kids into thinking was a thing.

The first thing that people who were serious about fighting did with knives was to put them on the end of long sticks

2: I saw a thing on the history channel back in the day that said gladiators in Rome were a little fat, because body fat was the best armor they could really have