Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

2: I saw a thing on the history channel back in the day that said gladiators in Rome were a little fat, because body fat was the best armor they could really have

In that case Rick is the ultimate warrior and he's always glad he ate her.

 

[OffTopic]

No. Snax is not Steven Jarvis. Steven Jarvis is a fucking loon from Fort Worth who may or may not have installed security cameras in his daughter's bathroom. His only claim to fame is being too batshit to be directly involved with Jim Stewartson's #Stewanon. Not to self promote but I archived and went through the entire thing here in Jim's thread so you don't have to.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jim-stewartson-stewanon.181807/post-19911450

I could barely make it past the first sentence of the article. Why would Antifa be working with Maga?

And Leslie Varney ... I mean. I don't even know what to say. Leslie, only months ago, was having a public drunken lover's quarrel with former ONA user and documented cross-dresser OldGravyEgg after he threatened to rape her in their Twitter DMs. This is the woman Steven believes is a fake account set up to launder money to Elon Musk through her verification subscription?

Like, my brain and whole body hurt after reading that. I feel like a just got beat up. I've never actually been physically assaulted by sheer stupidity before and I gotta tell ya, it's not fun.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I could barely make it past the first sentence of the article. Why would Antifa be working with Maga?

And Leslie Varney ... I mean. I don't even know what to say. Leslie, only months ago, was having a public drunken lover's quarrel with former ONA user and documented cross-dresser OldGravyEgg after he threatened to rape her in their Twitter DMs. This is the woman Steven believes is a fake account set up to launder money to Elon Musk through her verification subscription?

Like, my brain and whole body hurt after reading that. I feel like a just got beat up. I've never actually been physically assaulted by sheer stupidity before and I gotta tell ya, it's not fun.

I actually got tired once I realized that he pulled all the tweets, save for Metokur's, from the same tweet chain. Realizing that these elbow chewing ear biters were using THIS to strengthen their claims gave me fucking retard fatigue.

 

[Tablet County]

Like, my brain and whole body hurt after reading that. I feel like a just got beat up. I've never actually been physically assaulted by sheer stupidity before and I gotta tell ya, it's not fun.

You should try reading really long creepypastas written by furries. It produces the same effect.

 

[AbbaZabba]

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Goodness Patrick’s taste in sci-fi is so incredibly LAME.

I'm surprised the Oriental allows pigs inside; it's a very beautiful theater and swine are well known as destructive animals...

 

[Drama Trauma]

Noooo! It wasn't supposed to happen! My plan was flawless!

 

[Judge Holden]

Even on blueskx the LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY oinking never ends


Also describing an old lady laughing at obvious trolls being obvious trolls is apparently "CRIMINAL ASSOCIATIONS" like she is organising some grand larceny with the fucking triads or some shit

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What kind of absolute idiot would even want to be in a knife fight? Even if you're good at it or some kind of street fighting retard, just a nick to one of your major arteries, even from some idiot who just got lucky, can take you out in seconds. Not that this fat fuck has ever been in one, although he'd have some advantage because his giant layer of blubber would protect him to some degree.

As the old saying goes - the difference between the winner and the loser in a knife fight is that the loser dies on the pavement while the winner dies on the way to the hospital.

 

[break these cuffs]

Even on blueskx the LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY oinking never ends
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Also describing an old lady laughing at obvious trolls being obvious trolls is apparently "CRIMINAL ASSOCIATIONS" like she is organising some grand larceny with the fucking triads or some shit

Fat is friends with so many pedos and chomos that he can't figure out which one Leslie is talking about.

 

[Sugriva]

This is not the epic comeback you think it is Rick.
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Working hand in hand with the law enforcement you're currently trying to sue?

You think you'd eventually get desensitized to his stupidity but it never happens. Every time I come back to this thread I'm still just as flabbergasted at how much of a moron he is.

 

[lindsayfan]

fatrick is SHIFTING THE BATTLESPACE

that's what he calls it when he takes his massive runny beershit in the bathtub instead of the toilet

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Alright folks, put your crazy hats on.
Snackie chimes in.

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This is the link to the article she references. It's by someone called Steven Jarvis who, surprise, I can't find anything about online. Unless proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume Snax is Steven Jarvis.

https://mrjarvis.substack.com/p/antifa-boss-doug-stewart-joins-in

I can't summarize the article for you because my thinkin' meats have shut down after reading it. You have to experience it for yourself.

it must be nice being a complete bum loser debtor using copious amounts of tax payer dollars to live your delusional spy fiction film LARP

 

[Maude Snew]

fatrick is SHIFTING THE BATTLESPACE

that's what he calls it when he takes his massive runny beershit in the bathtub instead of the toilet

Because that is not his toilet, stalker.

 

[Markorian]

Even on blueskx the LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY oinking never ends
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Also describing an old lady laughing at obvious trolls being obvious trolls is apparently "CRIMINAL ASSOCIATIONS" like she is organising some grand larceny with the fucking triads or some shit

He uses "gaslighting" in the exact same way a retarded teenage girl on tiktok would: as a synonym for "disagreeing with me".

 

[Divine right to rule]

I would find it very funny if Patrick gets banned of Bluesky.
IMO, it is only a matter of time.
It is not only an ideological echochamber that is enforced through moderation, it will also have enforced niceness and no-bully and no-meanieness policies.
Patrick is a colossal asshole, so he will offend some of his fellow skeeters with his childing.

 

[Judge Holden]

I would find it very funny if Patrick gets banned of Bluesky.

Oh.....oh I didnt even think of that....oh fucking christ that would be so fucking funny

Like....fucking imagine him fully burning the xitter bridge, and then he gets forever banned from the new fashionable #resistance hub solely for pissing off enough liberals with his cuntass behavior and he winds up exiled back to elon musk's X dungeon

It may well be the tipping point that either drives him to troon out or go on some kind of attempted killing spree

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Oh.....oh I didnt even think of that....oh fucking christ that would be so fucking funny

Like....fucking imagine him fully burning the xitter bridge, and then he gets forever banned from the new fashionable #resistance hub solely for pissing off enough liberals with his cuntass behavior and he winds up exiled back to elon musk's X dungeon

It may well be the tipping point that either drives him to troon out or go on some kind of attempted killing spree

It’s just so funny!
>funster patposts
>Rick gets uppity with them
>reported for threats against fee fees
>??????
>Profit!!!!!

 

[A.P. Hill]

Whoa boy.

Brad Dennis, allegedly a private investigator who discovered the identity of Torswats for the FBI, responds to Rick's claims that the Pests were behind his swatting.

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Everyone get movin' over to the 2024 Julays thread and demand they nominate Rick. This is out fucking rageous.
If Rick is caught for swatting himself it will be the greatest internet drama moment in the history of retardation.

All you had to do was stop oinking, you fat retard!

 

[Judge Holden]

All you had to do was stop oinking, you fat retard!

I swear I keep reading those "OH DARN I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED MY PHONECHILD! IT SURE IS ENJOYING THE MEXICAN OCEAN RIGHT NOW....DANG ALL THE DATA IS SURE NON RECOVERABLE!!!!" xeets and cracking yet further ribs laughing

Either it is the most obvious fucking retarded ass covering we have ever seen attempted or the pig is just so fucking fat and stupidly unlucky that he made it look that way completely by accident

 

[Broadside]

Whoa boy.

Brad Dennis, allegedly a private investigator who discovered the identity of Torswats for the FBI, responds to Rick's claims that the Pests were behind his swatting.

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Everyone get movin' over to the 2024 Julays thread and demand they nominate Rick. This is out fucking rageous.
If Rick is caught for swatting himself it will be the greatest internet drama moment in the history of retardation.

Hey big shot Brad, if you're reading this, maybe look into the claim Pat has been swatting himself, as some of us on here think. The crypto nonsense, the weird timing of SWATs, the conveniently dropping his phone in a cenote on holiday. Something stinks.