Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

That's always a problem when trying to figure out what 1.2 GPA is thinking. Is he so retarded he thought this would be a good plan? Or is he just so retarded he tarded out and destroyed his phone out of pure retardation?

 

[bortherman]

To clear some things up before people start running with false info:

There is no proof that a swat did not oCCur on an Airbnb day. In fact there is evidence that one oCCured this year* while the airbnb was supposedly booked out (referenced by calendar booking screenshots)

The brewers opening day bomb threat has been confirmed via 911 call log, the call however was at 8pm or something not "timed for opening pitch" like fatty claims.

*so not a TorSwats call.

 

[neger psykolog]

I mean there are a few things about all of this "gemini account" shit that should be noted - at least based on the information I have seen so far:

Someone on onaforums tried registering a gemini account for Patrick:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/torswats-investigator-weighs-in-on-pigs-hacked-gemini-account-claim.63227/post-1477768

TLDR: It appears he doesn't currently have an account. He could've never had one to begin with and it was just included because the data breach was commingled with other data breaches.

A key point of contention in DSP's gacha WWEC gaming saga (DSP had been accused of owning a very large spending gacha account and denied this for years, he has recently admitted it was his) was that he had the Line App installed (sort of like WhatsApp for Asians). The "proof" was that people who play gacha games use Line App a lot, so if he had it installed it would 100% prove that he was addicted to gacha. People did the same kind of research on it and you could only sign up with a 2FA code - DSP tried to weasel his way out of it though.

Anyway, I bring all of this up to say the only way anyone will be able to prove that Patrick actually paid Torswats to swat himself is if the government investigates (absent him admitting it or some other data beach happening).

I also read through the Torswats thread here on the farms and there was "testimony" from someone who was involved with the torswats people. I can't be fucked to find the direct link but he said he wasn't aware of anyone actually paying to swat Patrick and that they mainly seemed to target him for fun and because he reacted heavily to it. The main torswats kid (Alan Filion) was like 16-17 at the time all this shit happened, was highly impulsive (he was swatting himself), was charging $50 a pop to commit a serious felony crime, had already been visited by the FBI (and wrote this to his friends - "I JUST GOT VISITED BY THE FBI" or something similar) so I would say based on the law of probabilities:
Patrick most likely didn't ever pay to swat himself and that the torswats crew just continued doing it because of his reaction and the reaction here on Kiwifarms and on onaforums (Note: one of torswats aliases included the word "kiwi") - there are several examples of Torswats just doing attacks vindictively or "for fun" with zero profit motive. And if he did, having a Gemini or Coinbase account doesn't prove anything - it is more probable that some random person paid Torswats once or twice to swat Patrick early on.

 

[Tablet County]

I would have said Fat Tuesday, but that's a once-a-year thing.

Every day's Fat Tuesday when you're Pat, child.
Unless it's Meatloaf Monday.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

For anyone who cares, Samsung does actually rate their phones for solid ingress protection too, so "IPX8" isn't even what Samsung claimed his phone was rated to.

In any case, I think Samsung's lawyers could successfully argue in court that 10,000 hours of tweeting by fat, greasy thumbs is enough abuse to invalidate any manufacturer IP rating claims.

NiKKKi had solid ingress protection written into the pre-nup, gas only in that cooch

 

[Schwarzwald]

Let's see how our blue ribbon pig will wiggle out of this one, which he will because he's a cow and cows never get their comeuppance

Honestly a part of me hopes that he does. Selfishly, I'd rather have him free and making me laugh than locked in a Milwaukee pigpen.

 

[Markorian]

I still think the sum totality of everything we know points towards him being responsible for at least SOME of them. If it was just torSWATs having a giggle, who's been doing them since he got locked up?

 

[neger psykolog]

I still think the sum totality of everything we know points towards him being responsible for at least SOME of them. If it was just torSWATs having a giggle, who's been doing them since he got locked up?

I'm aware that he has that webcam footage where it is obviously him vandalizing his car or whatever, but that still doesn't really prove he is swatting himself. I am only partly read into Patrick, but my reading of him is similar to DSP - whenever people seem there is some grandmaster scheme he is pulling, you have to remember that he is stupid and lazy. Therefore he would've either slipped up massively or its just random fuckers on the internet doing it because he gives such a consistent reaction (as well as the reaction from his "fanbase"). I mean, why does anyone try to swat people in the first place?

 

[Maude Snew]

Every day's Fat Tuesday when you're Pat, child.
Unless it's Meatloaf Monday.

I loved his debut album Fat Out Of Hell.

 

[Something Awful]

Melodramatic queer. What are you even talking about? There's a box, and they want to put you in the box, and then shrink the box... What's the box in this scenario, not being a deadbeat father?

But remember who you are. You're FAT. You will NOT be contained by the box.

 

[RollingRock2]

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Melodramatic queer. What are you even talking about? There's a box, and they want to put you in the box, and then shrink the box... What's the box in this scenario, not being a deadbeat father?

But remember who you are. You're FAT. You will NOT be contained by the box.

He said, to a man roleplaying as his toilet

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh lawdy lawd, pig man is unironically going "jews were not the main target of the nazis....TROONS were!"


This train of thought gotta produce some good pork for us

 

[FinnSven]

Oh lawdy lawd, pig man is unironically going "jews were not the main target of the nazis....TROONS were!"
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This train of thought gotta produce some good pork for us

I thought even the trannies had dropped this line of bullshit due to angering everyone’s favorite chosen?

 

[Xia Dynasty]

Oh lawdy lawd, pig man is unironically going "jews were not the main target of the nazis....TROONS were!"
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This train of thought gotta produce some good pork for us

Oh yea, the mean facscists saw their nation full of degeneracy, and then decided to exploit people's fears to gain power. It has nothing to do with people wanting to return to morality and tradition, just #thefash being mean. Fatrick is the king of shitlib takes.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Chaser confirmed.

Also fat

Imagine being a “cis white male” and claiming the Holocaust was “achtully started with teh trans derp derp.” Some rabbi is gonna fuck him up.

Love to see it.

 

[Something Awful]

I thought even the trannies had dropped this line of bullshit due to angering everyone’s favorite chosen?

Yes, they rationally reassessed their tactics and-- Hahaha, no. They're actually getting closer and closer to being fully aligned with the Austrian painter on the Jewish question.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm aware that he has that webcam footage where it is obviously him vandalizing his car or whatever, but that still doesn't really prove he is swatting himself. I am only partly read into Patrick, but my reading of him is similar to DSP - whenever people seem there is some grandmaster scheme he is pulling, you have to remember that he is stupid and lazy. Therefore he would've either slipped up massively or its just random fuckers on the internet doing it because he gives such a consistent reaction (as well as the reaction from his "fanbase"). I mean, why does anyone try to swat people in the first place?

Not to mention, compared to DSP who at least displays some low IQ low level animal cunning when it comes to running his scams, Fatrick just tries to trample his way through everything like a bull in a China shop. No thought behind anything, no attempt to get one over someone through a battle of wits, just recklessly charging ahead like an uncontrollable ragepiggy.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

"Actually, child, the strongest resistance movements always operated deep within enemy territory in the heart of the danger, such as the French. I'm back on Elon's hellhole fighting from within the belly of the beast, like many revolutionaries before me. The fight has only merely begun, as you will see. Enjoy prison."

You see, child, as long as I'm here that fascist Elon Musk will never know a moment's peace. I'm sorry you're so stupid, stalker.

 

[FinnSven]

Yes, they rationally reassessed their tactics and-- Hahaha, no. They're actually getting closer and closer to being fully aligned with the Austrian painter on the Jewish question.

Oh those wacky Troons.

Can’t wait to see a crack unit of stormtroopers with stinkditches, led by a howling pig man fueled by artisan pepperoni.

Toilets and their heebish overlords will be the target in this vile struggle.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Man if Fatrick does end up enjoying prison for self swatting, I'm gonna belly laugh. For me,Patrick has long crossed the threshold where the trouble he causes to people with his stupidity outweighs the joy he brings me with that selfsame stupidity. Wasting police resources with the chance of getting your wife or others killed is beyond fucked.