🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

YardPTZ just zoomed in on a list production was looking through
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(image flipped because the writing was backwards)

 

[bookers]

Probably nobody cares - but I'm endorsing and rooting for simbal.
He's the only fish under a thousand endorsements and that seems way underrated to me.
he's been hassled a lot, had his clothes destroyed, relentlessly mocked for being a jeet- like he probably gets the most shit out of everybody in the house.
but still he doesnt bitch, tries hard in all the stuff and is still in it 100% to win
like instead of being a whiny cunt instead he just embraces the heel stuff and rolls with it
but he doesnt go too far and make that his whole thing.
idk, i think he has been a really good contestant
i respect the jeet

i like jobe the most but hes a freeloader so cant (or its pointless to) endorse him
so going with simbal

I dejeeted the img because i posted the full one and null gets mad
thumbnail version

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Probably nobody cares - but I'm endorsing and rooting for simbal.
He's the only fish under a thousand endorsements and that seems way underrated to me.
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Sam is so powerful that his gun of choice is a liberal political cartoonist's interpretation of an "assault" weapon.

 

[Karen Horney]

While everyone else is chatting beside that loud ass vacuum, Binx is putting things in order.

Probably nobody cares - but I'm endorsing and rooting for simbal.
He's the only fish under a thousand endorsements and that seems way underrated to me.
he's been hassled a lot, had his clothes destroyed, relentlessly mocked for being a jeet- like he probably gets the most shit out of everybody in the house.
but still he doesnt bitch, tries hard in all the stuff and is still in it 100% to win
like instead of being a whiny cunt instead he just embraces the heel stuff and rolls with it
but he doesnt go too far and make that his whole thing.
idk, i think he has been a really good contestant
i respect the jeet

Doesn't go too far? He tried to murder Jobe. Going too far is his entire problem.

 

[sum ting wong]

but he doesnt bitch, tries hard in all the stuff and is still in it 100% to win

I think you're forgetting about a lot of the beginning of the season, he was the bitchiest person in the house and the only reason he stopped bitching was because Sam gave him the talk about how they need a non-white winner this season and it can't be Burt because he's a gay schizo gooner. He probably would have left already if he didn't think he was guaranteed to win. I will agree that he seems to do the best in challenges though.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

While everyone else is chatting beside that loud ass vacuum, Binx is putting things in order.
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Doesn't go too far? He tried to murder Jobe. Going too far is his entire problem.

Jeet is insane when he thinks he can get away with it. He kept breaking bowls and cups to try and fashion shivs to kill Frank. Ben had to come up and take all the candlesticks away because he kept trying to use them as weapons. Last night he kept saying how he took him (Frank) out in the kitchen and Binx corrected him, saying the stairs took him out, lol. He's very violent, because he's an angry little guy with a face too small for his head. I get it.

But you can't murder people and then blame production for it. "I AM A GOOD PERSON! YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!" No buddy, you were that person all along. Also when he tries to speak Spanish like his woman it's cringe. He needs to fucking knock it off. We get it. You have a Latina gf. Fine. But you're not Latino. You're Indian and no one is ever going to think you're Latino.

 

[bookers]

Doesn't go too far? He tried to murder Jobe. Going too far is his entire problem.

nah he didnt
all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him
frank tipping over jeffs stool was way more dangerous than that

I think you're forgetting about a lot of the beginning of the season, he was the bitchiest person in the house and the only reason he stopped bitching

maybe, but at the same time it kinda doesnt matter. he hasnt been bitching.

People always fucking complain about Friendtank and Simptank and shit - that's why I'm endorsing Simbal
Payton and Binx are both at 4k and for what?
Meanwhile Simbal is under 1k endorsements

Aka he's under-endorsed comparatively. So I'm endorsing him.

Not that any of it matters since Burt is at 12k anyways.

 

[AGPinochet]

Name dropping GarandThumb and Steve1989MREInfo

I do not like the concept of a woman knowing about Garand Thumb or Steve. It does not sit right with me, Women are not supposed to know about or watch channels like that anymore than they're supposed to watch Trex Labs, S2 Underground or Sage Dynamics before he went to patreon. Although admittedly GT has been getting more into dumb entertainment only sloptent as of late so that partially explains her knowledge of him.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

nah he didnt
all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him
frank tipping over jeffs stool was way more dangerous than that

He smashed a chair repeatedly into Jobe while Jobe was in a bean bag and tried to kick him in the head, feeling for where his head was so he could kick him in the head. Everyone else was doing friendly wrassling moves on Jobe but Jeet wanted to do real damage. He has anger problems. He didn't just "break a plate", he went on a whole rant about bringing Frank to the point of death, he's a raging manipulator with no outlet. "He's harmless hurr hurr"

Steve

Buddy, women have loved Steve from the start. He's a good-looking guy, and he makes the science, logistics, and history of feeding troops in a combat environment interesting. If you thought those were "man-only" channels, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I do not like the concept of a woman knowing about Garand Thumb or Steve. It does not sit right with me, Women are not supposed to know about or watch channels like that anymore than they're supposed to watch Trex Labs, S2 Underground or Sage Dynamics before he went to patreon. Although admittedly GT has been getting more into dumb entertainment only sloptent as of late so that partially explains her knowledge of him.

She might have heard of GT through his recent cheating scandal. He got caught sexting another woman on Snap not too long ago.

 

[Karen Horney]

nah he didnt
all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him
frank tipping over jeffs stool was way more dangerous than that

maybe, but at the same time it kinda doesnt matter. he hasnt been bitching.

No, when Jobe was in the beanbag and simbal was stomping on it and throwing furniture at it.

Here be the clip.
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[bookers]

No, when Jobe was in the beanbag and simbal was stomping on it and throwing furniture at it.

idk it kinda looks like all of them did that

 

[skrod]

Burt is by far the greatest Fishtank contestant of all time and it's not even close.

> Reacts to every single TTS
> Falls for every single gaslight
> Creates content on his own unprompted, constantly
> Gets into the challenges and has fun with them, often giving very funny performances (ex. prisoner punishment after losing ring toss to Simbal should have been boring, just Burt sitting in a room, but Burt made it interesting by adding a twist and playing a character)
> Not a quitter, wants to go all the way to be the "champion" and I believe him when he says he will do whatever it takes
> Not afraid to fuck over the other contestants, just needs a little pushing but he WILL do it
> There's always new shocking stuff we're learning about him like confirmation of liposuction and the muscle implants
> Builds interesting and funny rapport with the other contestants (though usually only the males because he wants to fuck them)

I'd say before S3 the top 3 contestants of all time were very clearly Jon, Letty, and Jimmy purely in terms of content and entertainment value. Burt blows all three of them out of the water. He's almost too good a contestant to be real. Even if the schizo stuff bores you by now, you can't deny the consistent entertainment he provides and that most of the funny pictures/clips/videos from this season are centered around him. He is a goldmine.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

nah he didnt
all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him
frank tipping over jeffs stool was way more dangerous than that

That's a really ridiculous revision of what happened.

 

[Karen Horney]

idk it kinda looks like all of them did that

The others were very clearly holding back and trying to avoid doing damage. The other two have also been eliminated, fwiw.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

That's a really ridiculous revision of what happened.

Jeet simps are a wild breed.

I will say he's been an interesting character and has added a lot to the show. You don't have to simp or like a cast member to say that about them, but I'm not going to sit here and say JEET DID NOTHING WRONG WITH HIS SHIV lol.

 

[bookers]

That's a really ridiculous revision of what happened.

It seems like a perfect description of what happened, again he didn't even take a step towards him.

"all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him"

How am I wrong?

 

[BullfrogBill]

I'm very worried about how boring everyone is in the tank without Mizzy. The Jeet relies on being fucked with to be entertaining and it was Mizzy that always lead the charge in fucking with him because Binx has no initiative while Payton and Burt have no desire to fuck with the Jeet. All Binx and Payton ever do is talk, and listening to that is torture. I really miss having Mizzy there to throw a wrench in their conversations like she always did, mogging them with her alpha talking causing Binx and Payton to seethe when she left the room. Even Burt's only hope of being entertaining is going to be dependent on "the new fish" being abrasive with him or making him suspicious because he no longer has any enemies in the tank to keep him on his toes without Mizzy.

It's pretty soon after Mizzy's elimination to call the show dead tbh, but it is worrying because she was so essential in making the others entertaining too. Our only hope is for the next Act to have a twist to make things entertaining again despite the boring cast. It would be nice if the Jeet picked up where Mizzy left off and he started fucking with people in order to get ahead like he did early on but since the game will actively punish him for behaving that way this season, I doubt he ever will. Why would he anyway, he's guaranteed to be eliminated if he plays the game even a little bit dirty. I don't like how Jet has made this season less about fucking with people and overcoming obstacles, but instead about laying low and being "a happy family" as Payton put it.

Maybe I should have more faith in Burt. He's been so funny this season, surely he can pick the show back up again right?

 

[Punished Borzoi]

It seems like a perfect description of what happened, again he didn't even take a step towards him.

"all he did was smash a plate or w/e
he didnt even take a step towards him"

How am I wrong?

You are taking out the part where he was verbally threatening to kill him or drain his blood. Its pretty fucking obvious dude.

 

[bookers]

I'm very worried about how boring everyone is in the tank without Mizzy. The Jeet relies on being fucked with to be entertaining and it was Mizzy that always lead the charge in fucking with him because Binx has no initiative while Payton and Burt have no desire to fuck with the Jeet. All Binx and Payton ever do is talk, and listening to that is torture. I really miss having Mizzy there to throw a wrench in their conversations like she always did, mogging them with her alpha talking causing Binx and Payton to seethe when she left the room. Even Burt's only hope of being entertaining is going to be dependent on "the new fish" being abrasive with him or making him suspicious because he no longer has any enemies in the tank to keep him on his toes without Mizzy.

It's pretty soon after Mizzy's elimination to call the show dead tbh, but it is worrying because she was so essential in making the others entertaining too. Our only hope is for the next Act to have a twist to make things entertaining again despite the boring cast. It would be nice if the Jeet picked up where Mizzy left off and he started fucking with people in order to get ahead like he did early on but since the game will actively punish him for behaving that way this season, I doubt he ever will. Why would he anyway, he's guaranteed to be eliminated if he plays the game even a little bit dirty. I don't like how Jet has made this season less about fucking with people and overcoming obstacles, but instead about laying low and being "a happy family" as Payton put it.

Maybe I should have more faith in Burt. He's been so funny this season, surely he can pick the show back up again right?

life is mizzy until it aint fucking mizzy anymore

You are taking out the part where he was verbally threatening to kill him or drain his blood. Its pretty fucking obvious dude.

idk it feels like you're pearl clutching. oh no he said some shit
literally nothing happened