🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Meowstery]

I don't think we should be so harsh on Wifi for the shank incident. Maybe he's just converting religions and needs a sacred knife! That's the right racism joke right?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

You are taking out the part where he was verbally threatening to kill him or drain his blood. Its pretty fucking obvious dude.

Does that video have the part where Jeet was circling him and talking tons of shit? I can't watch because I'm still archiving. But he did that, he circled him and talked all kinds of mad shit then he broke the bowl and cried about it. lol. He's so bitchmade. He kept crying, "GET ME SOMEONE MY OWN SIZE TO FIGHT! NOT SOMEONE SO BIG!"

He couldn't even handle Mizzy, he kept crying "BEAT ME IN A COMPETITION! A REAL COMPETITION!" This is a competition. I wonder if he doesn't win if he'll cry like Alex that it's all rigged.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I'm very worried about how boring everyone is in the tank without Mizzy. The Jeet relies on being fucked with to be entertaining and it was Mizzy that always lead the charge in fucking with him because Binx has no initiative while Payton and Burt have no desire to fuck with the Jeet. All Binx and Payton ever do is talk, and listening to that is torture. I really miss having Mizzy there to throw a wrench in their conversations like she always did, mogging them with her alpha talking causing Binx and Payton to seethe when she left the room. Even Burt's only hope of being entertaining is going to be dependent on "the new fish" being abrasive with him or making him suspicious because he no longer has any enemies in the tank to keep him on his toes without Mizzy.

It's pretty soon after Mizzy's elimination to call the show dead tbh, but it is worrying because she was so essential in making the others entertaining too. Our only hope is for the next Act to have a twist to make things entertaining again despite the boring cast. It would be nice if the Jeet picked up where Mizzy left off and he started fucking with people in order to get ahead like he did early on but since the game will actively punish him for behaving that way this season, I doubt he ever will. Why would he anyway, he's guaranteed to be eliminated if he plays the game even a little bit dirty. I don't like how Jet has made this season less about fucking with people and overcoming obstacles, but instead about laying low and being "a happy family" as Payton put it.

Maybe I should have more faith in Burt. He's been so funny this season, surely he can pick the show back up again right?

Mizzy is exactly the type of person I thought the show wanted, which is a somewhat normal person adapting to the Fishtank insanity and embracing it. I wouldn't consider any of the remaining fish to be "normal" except for payton and she basically shuts down when she is pressed by anything. I already said it but this is why voting is a terrible way to do eliminations, it makes it so that the least interactive and boring contestants will go through instead of ones that stir up shit. I don't know who will have any sort of arc at this point, maybe Payton if she massively steps it up at the end but that will be as forced and pushed by production as TJ.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

You are taking out the part where he was verbally threatening to kill him or drain his blood. Its pretty fucking obvious dude.

The jeet wouldn't have done shit, stop acting like a bitch. Any time the jeet has access like he was going to do something like that its because he knew somebody would break it up before he had to make sure on his threats. He's a coward and we've been over this lol.

 

[bookers]

idk if this has been posted before but mizzy has an imdb page lol

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm12737490/

also saw this on twitter lol

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Simbal is a shitty person. No argument to be had about that.

However he's been better for content than Binx or Payton. Therefore it's fine to believe he should be in a finale with Burt.

 

[gh0stiexo]

I think there's another upstairs area that's not used, but I'm not sure how you get up there. Possibly through this door opposite Bedroom 2?
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This is about how much I managed of mapping the front view
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The front door comes in at an angle to the stars (so I'm guessing has a porch/entrance area), the jacuzzi windows match the far right;
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and that bit slops up to accommodate the penthouse "attic", the den has three banks of three windows you can just about make out but after that I can't understand what's going on. Next to the dining room is the kitchen area and it looks like the start of the glassed in veranda we see on the listing
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but that should be where Bedroom 1's windows open out onto. I guess maybe the windows open onto the veranda? But then I'm still a bit unsure where the vanity and bathroom come in, since the door to Bedroom 3 is flush to Bedroom 1.
However the floorplan works there's obviously a reasonable part of the building we can't see, including The Cell and The Lab (Bitchtank is Bedroom 3).

Haven't caught up on the rest of the thread, but your mixing up b2 and b3. B3 is at the end of the hall, past the bathroom. This is how it's should look


Edit: also your floorplan is missing space for all 3 closets and the layout for b1 and b3 are way too narrow.

I think this is a little more accurate

 

[Karen Horney]

They're recording inserts in the confessional. Simbol, Payton, and Binx are very boring and careful with their phrasing, I missed Burt's.

Last night Payton told a story at the bar that really spoke to her character. Whenever she wants to get a haircut she has to pass it by her sister first for approval, and if her sister doesn't like the style she wants she has to pick a different one. She went on for minutes about it like it was the funniest thing in the world. She's had people tearing down her self-confidence her whole life while simultaneously she's always been in softie circlejerks where nobody will say it's fucked up or call her out for long boring stories.

I know it sucked last season, but I think attack therapy would be good with these fish. Tell them whoever's nastiest wins a prize and go in a circle a dozen times, break up that familytank.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Payton endorsement rescinded. Buy low sell high.

She was interesting during the Famous House > Fish Tank reveal, because she seemed broken, yet motivated to win. Her hugbox left her, and she seemed to latch onto the new dominant personalities in the house. Binx was giving her the confidence to laugh things off, it seemed like a huge turn. Sadly, after punching Frank, I think she has stalled out. She may be pushed and become interesting again, but her "fish out of water" appeal has dried up. I read somewhere that her family is watching, so production is too scared to push her. I hope that isn't true, because it means she will stagnate and eventually leave or be eliminated.

Any bets on the new contestants? Are they going to be real, all former fish/fans, or a mix? I really want Famous House back, that was great content.

 

[username1811]

Any bets on the new contestants? Are they going to be real, all former fish/fans, or a mix? I really want Famous House back, that was great content.

Would famous house 2.0 really be that great though? It was only funny the first time because the audience was in on the joke and the fish weren't and everyone was anticipating the eventual reveal. Now that the remaining fish are in on it, if they bring in new people that aren't aware of Fishtank for a new gaslight, I feel like we're just going to have to watch them try to act (badly) and then soyface in confessionals about how well they're selling it. Best case scenario in my opinion is a mix of former fish/freeloaders and randoms.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

They're recording inserts in the confessional. Simbol, Payton, and Binx are very boring and careful with their phrasing, I missed Burt's.

Burt's is going on right now. He's still in love with Frank and genuinely believes he's a bisexual lol. Prisoner #3 being a "submissive" when Burt teased him, made Burt "rock hard" and was Burt's 'horniest' moment in the tank.

 

[filthypenguin]

They might do a season 2 twist where everyone is pretending to be a normies but only one person is a normie.

 

[BullfrogBill]

I know it sucked last season, but I think attack therapy would be good with these fish. Tell them whoever's nastiest wins a prize and go in a circle a dozen times, break up that familytank.

It feels like the potential for Familytank breaking up died when Mizzy was eliminated. Without Mizzy being involved and having the voting mechanic in the game, the therapy thing wouldn't work. That whole concept goes out the window when they have the power to directly vote to eliminate each other which did not exist in S1 and 2. The only way these four will ever possibly break up is if the "new fish" are people like Luke or Frank who are actually there to push them to their limits, and not for this dumb espionage crap the fish think they are getting into.

I'm honestly doubting that Jet even wants to end Familytank anyway.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Would famous house 2.0 really be that great though? It was only funny the first time because the audience was in on the joke and the fish weren't and everyone was anticipating the eventual reveal. Now that the remaining fish are in on it, if they bring in new people that aren't aware of Fishtank for a new gaslight, I feel like we're just going to have to watch them try to act (badly) and then soyface in confessionals about how well they're selling it. Best case scenario in my opinion is a mix of former fish/freeloaders and randoms.

I liked the impish glee of seeing reality retards think they are on a big new TV show. If they can recapture that feeling again with new faces, I will be thrilled. Especially if they can nail the slow burn again and slowly introduce hell house to the new people.

Something about being put in a reality tv situation and inherently trusting "production" , while having to come to terms with the gay black schizo in the same house as you, is hilarious to me. Something is off but you are too scared to say anything. It is an amazing psych exercise.

 

[username1811]

I'm honestly doubting that Jet even wants to end Familytank anyway.

Yep. Friendtank/Familytank can provide some good moments but a lot of the appeal of the show, like you said, is pushing people to their breaking point to see how far they will go. It's why it's vital to have people like Ben and Sam there to stir the chaos up. If it was left completely up to Jet, it would be terribly boring.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Especially if they can nail the slow burn again and slowly introduce hell house to the new people.

But there's only 2 weeks left, so the slow burn would just end with friendtank ...

That's why its a dumb idea.

 

[bookers]

I posted before that Abi and Letty were in PVD so I think it's highly likely they're bringing on previous fish.

They'll tell the current fish it's a reboot of famous house and that the new people (letty) will have no idea what's going on.

Also would be funny if they brought back dumbgay, i think he would be perfect for it.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I posted before that Abi and Letty were in PVD so I think it's highly likely they're bringing on previous fish.

They'll tell the current fish it's a reboot of famous house and that the new people (letty) will have no idea what's going on.

That's the only way for FH 2.0 to be good.

Either that or another rugpull and it's really even worse hell house.

 

[BullfrogBill]

But there's only 2 weeks left, so the slow burn would just end with friendtank ...

That's why its a dumb idea.

The initial Famous House arc was very similar to s1 of Fishtank, and the wiggers had said for a long time before s3 started that this would feel closer to s1. Meaning it has a more slow burn with people who aren't necessarily aware of what they are getting into, all complimented by Jason Goldstriker's return. I wouldn't be surprised if Famous House 2.0 will be more similar to s2, where they are actually MDE fans (or previous fish/freeloaders) and the challenges will be much more amped up than before much quicker (they were doing Gator Squats on day 5 in Season 2). Maybe even complimented by Sam returning as Judge Jebidiah Goldstriker maybe?

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Nifty is evangelizing about the dangers of wearing a bra.
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Also, she says that production is prompting them a lot less than last season and lets them do their own thing more. She thinks it's a positive change.

"Last season I experienced kindergarten level bullying." She's making a good point about how "stay in the house and do what you're told" and making macaroni art and shit kind of age regressed the contestants.

"Jeff has to turn himself in after this, he has warrants" WHAT? I missed this.

It looks like they're using a laundry service. I did like that previously they had to wash their own clothes, but I guess the house layout doesn't allow for that.
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Did we ever get Jeff's last name?