Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[NoReturn]

"The churchelopes came".

This makes me think of holy jackalopes with little mitres between their antlers.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?

 

[Hubelublub]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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Ridiculous. We should go back to the days of pantaloons.

 

[She Beetle]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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Boyshorts for comfort, the upper half of the graphic for looks.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Bottom half is about finding the right cut that has the leg openings big enough to not strangle the nerves and bloodstream, but doesn't cause wedgies and doesn't fall down. Some women also demand a certain sexiness factor (the entire upper half).
The pantaloons/bike shorts-like ones are mostly against chafing while wearing a skirt or doing sports. Control briefs (I had to look it up) are shapewear.

 

[Dysnomia]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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I bought a thong once to see what it was like. Never again.

My mom was a prison infirmary nurse. The female inmates weren't allowed to have thongs because of UTIs. The butt flossing effect can transfer e coli to your urethra.

 

[Hubelublub]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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This is a good reminder to women to stop bothering trying to look hot to men. 95% of women are better looking than 95% of men anyway, because most men are fuggo, and men will just complain that women have too many underwear (or insert other aesthetic) choices.

Wear whatever the fuck you like and feels most comfortable. If he doesn't like your long knickers, he's obviously not the man for you.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Tbf most of those aren't just made to appeal to different men but to be worn under different clothes (like thongs for when you don't want a visible pantyline in tight pants), or maybe you want more coverage during your period to fit in a bigger pad or as your body changes during different stages of life like pregnancy you might need different cuts to accomodate the belly. Plus for different seasons, long underwear is great for winter to stay warm if you live in a very cold climate.

 

[Chandelier]

Did we talk about getting the period shits yet?

Try Endo nausea. I've never been a heavy person but for the past year I've had gastrointestinal and gallbladder issues. Well, recently, when my period came to visit I found I could barely eat due to nausea and kept vomiting. Due to a gallbladder scare, I always check the colour of said vomit, and nothing is amiss (also had the tube down my throat to check for said gastrointestinal problems, it came back normal). Turns out endometriosis does all this shit, and I've lost weight without trying. I have an appetite yet cannot find the will to eat due to the nausea. If I get any skinnier I'll be in danger territory. Which reminds me to talk to my doctor...and bitch about a condition they don't take seriously. I also get pelvic pain that wraps around my lower back. Fucking thing sucks.

 

[NoReturn]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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Different underwear also work better for different body types.

• If you have a butt where wearing briefs results in fabric bunching in the back, you might want to wear highlegs and hipsters instead.
• If you have trouble with underwear turning into a wedgie, classic briefs work better because it covers the whole butt so the fabric doesn't get wedgied as you move.
• If you have a large butt and thick thighs, boy shorts and Brazilians can roll up on the sides of your hips, so you want to go for bikinis, slips, or tangas, which have less fabric in that area

Also thongs can give you yeast infections since they're basically asscrack-floss.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Sorry but I just got reminded that women get unsolicited “tributes” the closest thing to remote rape

I dont think the idea of cumming on a picture and sending it to a woman as a compliment would occur to a non Pornsick mind. However because of the small sick few I’m sure every woman is keenly aware of them.

 

[PandaChai]

"the LONG CHILD" (I both forgot the name of my eldest child, and also the word 'tall'; her siblings have referred to her mostly as Long Child ever since)

My own mother would call all of us children by a string of all of our names and then just point, sometimes it would include our dad's name or the cat. (Names changed to protect the very much guilty) Samjamesdanielrebeccaalistairyoutherethatone.

 

[Chromeo]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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I think I'm the only person on earth who can't stand boy shorts, they always ride up and bunch up in my pants. I'm still not sure how men wear boxers, don't those bunch up too? It's not like anybody wears garters anymore to hold the legs down.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

English is my native language and I regularly invoke mockery from my children by referring to such things as "the machine, the MACHINE that washes the THINGS" whilst they laugh at me and pretend to put their dishes in the washing machine.

Other examples: "the thing with clothes, hot clothes" (tumble dryer); "the - the holder, the thing that HOLDS" (a bra); "the FOOD thingmy" (a spoon); "the - the - for the dinner" (lamb mince); "the LONG CHILD" (I both forgot the name of my eldest child, and also the word 'tall'; her siblings have referred to her mostly as Long Child ever since)

Have also recently advised I wanted to see "that film with that guy in it, you know, that one about the thing and that other guy's in it" (Gladiator 2)

Lol, this is how my parents talk to each other. (Sorry, they are 80. But started doing this decades ago.)

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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And (some) men think women are indecisive or unable to process multiple variables.

Different underwear also work better for different body types.

• If you have a butt where wearing briefs results in fabric bunching in the back, you might want to wear highlegs and hipsters instead.
• If you have trouble with underwear turning into a wedgie, classic briefs work better because it covers the whole butt so the fabric doesn't get wedgied as you move.
• If you have a large butt and thick thighs, boy shorts and Brazilians can roll up on the sides of your hips, so you want to go for bikinis, slips, or tangas, which have less fabric in that area

Also thongs can give you yeast infections since they're basically asscrack-floss.

Buying any and all of the above in the correct size (aka big enough not to dig in, ride up, roll up, leave an impression, etc.) , especially but not only with lace, can mitigate a lot of these problems.

Also: seamless edges and soft material are like buttah.

I think I'm the only person on earth who can't stand boy shorts, they always ride up and bunch up in my pants. I'm still not sure how men wear boxers, don't those bunch up too? It's not like anybody wears garters anymore to hold the legs down.

Best for loose pants! And again, sizing up might prevent the ride.

 

[isalaide]

My own mother would call all of us children by a string of all of our names and then just point, sometimes it would include our dad's name or the cat. (Names changed to protect the very much guilty) Samjamesdanielrebeccaalistairyoutherethatone.

Oh, my granny's rollcall of possible names always included family dogs, but quite often dogs who were already dead. It was best just to respond to the tone, since the only time she tended to use your name was when she was shouting on some other poor fucker. She also insisted on referring to me (the eldest and therefore obviously favourite grandchild) for my entire life as "the wean" which caused great confusion, as all the other younger cousins would attempt to respond to this only for her to yell "No THAT wean! MY wean!"

I miss her. I hope in heaven when she does the rollcall everyone actually shows up just to confuse her. Especially the dogs.

 

[Flagstaff AZ]

"Maybe he has a medical condition"

Lost

 

[Thé au lait]

Sorry but I just got reminded that women get unsolicited “tributes” the closest thing to remote rape

I dont think the idea of cumming on a picture and sending it to a woman as a compliment would occur to a non Pornsick mind. However because of the small sick few I’m sure every woman is keenly aware of them.

Usually they're proud to flash you outright, that little detail is just a bonus threat

Oh, my granny's rollcall of possible names always included family dogs, but quite often dogs who were already dead. It was best just to respond to the tone, since the only time she tended to use your name was when she was shouting on some other poor fucker. She also insisted on referring to me (the eldest and therefore obviously favourite grandchild) for my entire life as "the wean" which caused great confusion, as all the other younger cousins would attempt to respond to this only for her to yell "No THAT wean! MY wean!"

I miss her. I hope in heaven when she does the rollcall everyone actually shows up just to confuse her. Especially the dogs.

"Some say she has no gun, and that she has a bad lawyer. All we know is, SHE'S CALLED THE WEAN!"
That does sound incredibly confusing though, I picture a grandma calling her grandchildren "the wean", "the baby", "the little one", "the bairn", and "the weanbabylittlebairnJOHN"

 

[CornBogFitz]

long hair being found in asscrack after showers.

 

[Susanna]

long hair being found in asscrack after showers.

That's not even in the top ten weird places you'll find your hairs. Like in your husband's asscrack. Worst place, though, is car doors. Hair loooves to get stuck in car doors.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Men have boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs. Wtf is this?
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A T-Thong is like a normal thong or G-string but with the 'string' part going right around underneath and to the front. Basically, not covering anything and only widening out above, higher towards the waistband. It means the string goes between, rather than covers your labia.

What the fuck?