Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
The Balldo Quotes Generator™️ is coming along nicely. I'm going to host it on a free Cloudflare page to waste their resources.

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The Backwards Man said:
You just know that Nick wants Josh to come to his swinger party really badly and he's super pissed and salty that daddy Null keeps ignoring him.
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I think it's safe to say with all we know now, that Nick was almost certainly violently jacking himself off to the thought of playing naked Twister with Null while he was shower texting him.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

WE MAY HAVE THE IMAGE OF THE RACOONS THAT NICK KILLED!

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>Murder factory
Irresponsible garbage pet owner who lets his cats roam outside is calling native wildlife in the region murder factories
>Ate my cat food
Why the fuck did you leave cat food outside you retard. What did you think was going to happen? Wildlife would just see it and leave because there's a sign saying it's for Skelly's kittens? Fucking imbecile.
>Landed on bullets
Spoken like someone that's masturbating to it.
 
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Vibralldo said:
This gay ass fake Christian self pity shit. "Oooh! I was just like David! I was a bad man! I acknowledge it!" it's like when a 14 year old girl says "Mom, I flunked math class because I'm just a hopeless, stupid idiot! I should just stop studying forever because it isn't worth it!".
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Tbf women are worthless stupid idiots who should stop studying math
 
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
I discovered Nick during the Rittenhouse trial and due to a pretty easy job I had at the time, watched most of it. I’ll defer to the Kiwi law partners here, but every time I ran one of Nick’s legal theories past a defense attorney friend of mine that friend found them retarded. Nick was at one time a decent entertainer, but I don’t think he was ever that smart.
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My perception from Nate is they all knew Nick's legal knowledge wouldn't be sufficient for trial streams if he did them alone.
AnOminous said:
I wish someone would rescue that pug.

Because even if it's still alive, it must be suffering unimaginable horrors as Nick rapes it.
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That poor creature has already suffered enough by being a pug.
Captain Manning said:
@MNPublicRecords hasn't been seen since August 21st. Nick almost certainly got the case sealed.

I think they managed to stockpile enough to release after the case was sealed (they drip fed it whenever Nick streamed), but they were bound to run out sooner or later, and it would appear they have.
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The rare instance of dripfeeding being #basedandredpilled.
Captain Manning said:
Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...
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Hell hath no fury like a coke addict scorned.
Sir Baz the Intolerant said:
I think it's safe to say with all we know now, that Nick was almost certainly violently jacking himself off to the thought of playing naked Twister with Null while he was shower texting him.
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I don't want to imagine the alternate reality where covid didn't happen and Null went to LA for road rage.
 
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Ask me for a sign that a man might be OK with child abuse and be emotionally disassociated from empathy to allow it and I’ll show you a man that can drown one of the most emotional and intelligent mammals in a cage and watch it struggle as it suffered one of the worst ways to die.

What they say about kids that kill animals for joy also applies to adults more so.Nick is truly a bastard.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
After all, he said his sons haven't risen up against him (yet).
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Once again Nick has lost the plot: if his analogy fancied himself a modern-day King David lording over his small corner of the iInternet, then it would follow that his "sons" in the analogy would not be his literal, biological sons, but rather those who once looked upon him as an "e-daddy", i.e. disaffected former fans and former colleagues who were turned away by e-David's many sins despite warnings to pull up, and who now make up a huge component of his detractor base on the Farms and elsewhere. Not only have these e-sons already raised armies against him, but indeed they have already completed the Hebron revolt in the form of forcing Nick to flee the Youtube Jerusalem to the Locals refuge beyond the Jordan for the past several months. In short, his biological sons need not apply because the analogy's position of Absalom has already been filled:

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(Plot twist: this time around, "David" will lose at the e-Wood of Ephraim)
 
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HackerX said:
The rare instance of dripfeeding being #basedandredpilled.
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And I said as much at the time. Several times.

Normally that shit is annoying AF, but the way MPR did it was just perfect.

*Nick fires up a stream*
MPR: "Interesting new matter of public record!"

Sadly, it couldn't last forever. Nick is too much of a bitch.
 
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thebigdream said:
If you talked about the balldo in court, Nick would probably coom his pants because he's an exhibitionist

If you want to effectively humiliate him you could bring up how he's a druggie, his failure as a dad, failure as a lawyer, failure as a YouTuber, his lies, how his friends surpassed him on YouTube, etc

He'd seethe so hard
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Any attention is good in the balldo's warped mind. No, to get nick to really seethe you'd want to talk about how much more manly Aaron is. Aaron had a hot young crackwhore wife. Aaron doesn't need the balldo or viagra to fuck our wife. Remember nick is a giant narcissist and he can't stand other people getting praise, especially if it's someone he thinks he's better than. Why else is he coping so hard about our wife almost giving Tardski a handy at Knoxville.
 
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