🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jet said Symbol applied for s2 as well. Can you fucking imagine?

The classic Indian mass-application approach. They do this for regular jobs too.

 

[Marche]

"Pwizza?! Neow waaaaay!"

I swear to God. Binx is insufferable.

but she is such an uwu lil gewl x3

 

[Aidan]

@Get the rope Macaulay! I'm a Jet hater myself but you're irrationally MATI.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

We're pretty sure this is the episode with Alex and his wife in it. Please search all of your totally legitimate video sources for
RELATIVE JUSTICE S02E95. Thank you!

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

This show has potential, but the wiggers insistence on half-assing everything and not thinking out plans is infuriating. Every day is filled with baffling choices that do not benefit the show at all.
And their dreams of selling the show to someone are just that; dreams. It's never happening. Maybe if they spent more time streamlining and debloating the show it could run at a profit with little effort.

The half-assed chaos kind of lends to the charm at times I think. I've said since S1 though that I wish they'd stop trying to push whatever 'narratives' they think they're building towards, and spend more time working on writing well thought out challenges and competitions. The funniest shit between the fish almost always happens naturally, rather than when production tries to force it. Sure you can bait retards like Alex and Jon pretty easy, but they always spiral out and ragequit. The reason Burt is often touted as the 'greatest fish of all time' (even by Frank), is because even though he's constantly sex pest/schizo-baited by TTS and production, 90% of the time it's rolling off him like water and he's coming up with his sex pest/schizo content himself.

It's like the difference between Chris Chan being basically extorted by Clyde Cash, etc. into saying he's gay or likes dick on camera, and Chris just candidly revealing, unprompted, "I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." Could production ever have imagined they'd hook a fish that would fall in love with Frank Hassle and lick and sniff his dirty fuckin' work boots while rubbing his boner? Literally half of the jokes production has run with this season have poured out of this coom-brained sped's schizo head. (Dude wipes/male products, house conspiracies, etc.)

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

This show has potential, but the wiggers insistence on half-assing everything and not thinking out plans is infuriating. Every day is filled with baffling choices that do not benefit the show at all.
And their dreams of selling the show to someone are just that; dreams. It's never happening. Maybe if they spent more time streamlining and debloating the show it could run at a profit with little effort.

it genuinely makes me wonder if World Peace was this dogshit behind the scenes. like i bet it will come out soon that the main reason WP was canceled was because of its high budget because sam hyde can't plan worth a fuck. because let's be honest. there's no way Sam Hyde and co if given a million dollars wouldn't piss it all away quick. didn't they say they got an order for like 10 half hour episodes and only got enough footage/sketches for like 6 10 minute episodes? like no wonder adult swim nuked them. Timmy did them a solid giving them an out

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I have a hard time believing it wouldn't be cheaper to hire a reasonable home cook or former cafeteria worker to provide 1 cold lunch and 1 hot dinner for all cast and crew members per day than it is to buy pizzas and Doordash for all those people.

Have the cook submit a menu plan in advance so all the groceries can be purchased in bulk. Throw in breakfast foods like cereal, instant Oatmeal, some snack foods the fish can make themselves, and an abundant supply of water and drinks, and it would almost certainly be healthier and cheaper than what they're doing now, even with the chef's wages included.

 

[Halloween23]

I have a hard time believing it wouldn't be cheaper to hire a reasonable home cook or former cafeteria worker to provide 1 cold lunch and 1 hot dinner for all cast and crew members per day than it is to buy pizzas and Doordash for all those people.

Have the cook submit a menu plan in advance so all the groceries can be purchased in bulk. Throw in breakfast foods like cereal, instant Oatmeal, some snack foods the fish can make themselves, and an abundant supply of water and drinks, and it would almost certainly be healthier and cheaper than what they're doing now, even with the chef's wages included.

They had a cook on 2.5 . No idea if they paid him or not though. A few weeks before 2.5 started Jet posted asking for free fan help.

 

[anliteralidiot]

They had a cook on 2.5 . No idea if they paid him or not though. A few weeks before 2.5 started Jet posted asking for free fan help.

And yet they let Jimmy and Jon cook over an open flame for the fish... Burning the shit out of the skin of the meat, while still keeping it raw in the middle.

 

[filthypenguin]

And yet they let Jimmy and Jon cook over an open flame for the fish... Burning the shit out of the skin of the meat, while still keeping it raw in the middle.

You're describing a perfectly cooked steak.

 

[Marche]

I have a hard time believing it wouldn't be cheaper to hire a reasonable home cook or former cafeteria worker to provide 1 cold lunch and 1 hot dinner for all cast and crew members per day than it is to buy pizzas and Doordash for all those people.

Have the cook submit a menu plan in advance so all the groceries can be purchased in bulk. Throw in breakfast foods like cereal, instant Oatmeal, some snack foods the fish can make themselves, and an abundant supply of water and drinks, and it would almost certainly be healthier and cheaper than what they're doing now, even with the chef's wages included.

Said since S1 they need to just get a food delivery meal service like how old people and disables get.
It may be slop but its still better than just eating popcorn and burgers every day.

 

[HomeboyScotty]

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Shes so fuckin beat

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And yet they let Jimmy and Jon cook over an open flame for the fish... Burning the shit out of the skin of the meat, while still keeping it raw in the middle.

I'd rather forage for food in the woods than have those 2 clowns in charge of my meals.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I think the fish being forced to be self-sufficient with food preparation/rationing, and cleanup thereafter adds to the house dynamic. Weren't there two or three fish this season that admitted they have no fucking idea how to cook and relied on others to do it for them? Mizzy food hoarding drama and "12:30AM Mizzy slop" becoming a thing. Alexis ingratiating herself with some fish (and infuriating others) by cooking for everyone being "her thing". Burt spazzing out about microwave popcorn. Janny Jeff throwing fits about the kitchen being filthy. The fish all pleading to the B3 cams to get production to buy them Doordash after the prisoners dumped everything out of the fridge. Them Doordashing a shit ton of pizza but not ordering a vegan one so Binx is forced to reluctantly eat pizza crusts lol. Doordash is also a good way to 'reward' the fish during those 'vibe repair' moments.

I think cooking together brings good bonding moments too. My only gripe is that the kitchen cam picks up too much static when they're cooking, and the island cam sucks cock.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I have a hard time believing it wouldn't be cheaper to hire a reasonable home cook or former cafeteria worker to provide 1 cold lunch and 1 hot dinner for all cast and crew members per day than it is to buy pizzas and Doordash for all those people.

Have the cook submit a menu plan in advance so all the groceries can be purchased in bulk. Throw in breakfast foods like cereal, instant Oatmeal, some snack foods the fish can make themselves, and an abundant supply of water and drinks, and it would almost certainly be healthier and cheaper than what they're doing now, even with the chef's wages included.

I've worked long-term projects where all meals were included. The easiest way to handle it was a general menu prepared by a private catering company or have multiple companies in rotation, usually two entrees and a few sides plus dessert with lunch or dinner, and then separately packaged meals for religious or dietary restrictions. The meals could either be prepared in the catering company's own HQ or if the kitchen had the proper equipment, the on-site kitchen. Details like that get worked out ahead of time.

Keeping the leftovers of the previous meals for the picky eaters/snackers in the fridge with clear labels so the kitchen staff know when something has overstayed its welcome. Food handling standards are about 3 days.

We also did a "breakfast bar" of common breakfast foods, pastries, fruits, etc. that was super easy to throw together for a few of our projects that had to cut corners and we didn't do catering for breakfast but still wanted to provide.

It can easily be budgeted in for something like Fishtank including light cleaning of the kitchen for reasonable rates especially if it's contract work, most catering companies or small home chef ventures would jump all over the opportunity to put something of that nature on their CV.

 

[Halloween23]

Talking about food made me wonder why they did away with loot crates.

Fatty's steak he got in a lootcrate was the cause of one of the GOAT Fishtank meltdowns.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I have a hard time believing it wouldn't be cheaper to hire a reasonable home cook or former cafeteria worker to provide 1 cold lunch and 1 hot dinner for all cast and crew members per day than it is to buy pizzas and Doordash for all those people.

Have the cook submit a menu plan in advance so all the groceries can be purchased in bulk. Throw in breakfast foods like cereal, instant Oatmeal, some snack foods the fish can make themselves, and an abundant supply of water and drinks, and it would almost certainly be healthier and cheaper than what they're doing now, even with the chef's wages included.

No, Jet needs that money to buy a spaceship setpiece. Also, please get your family and friends to invest in our company, we promise not to waste their retirement.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Talking about food made me wonder why they did away with loot crates.

Fatty's steak he got in a lootcrate was the cause of one of the GOAT Fishtank meltdowns.

The loot crates went entirely under-utilized imho. They could have been used to cause tension between players due to jealousy from dedicated loot boxes, encourage stealing, and inspire competition to find un-dedicated hidden lootcrates. Think of what could have been done this season with a few well-hidden cigarette or booze loot crates. So much unrealized drama.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Talking about food made me wonder why they did away with loot crates.

Loot crates were definitely done away with because they were too much trouble for production to put together and keep up with. I agree there was a lot of under realized potential for tailored lootboxes for specific fish during key moments, much could have been done there. Sadly it's much easier to just buy 100 plushies in advance and hand those to the fish instead.
It was speculated that the reason they barely use the shark outfits was the same, just too much of a hassle to do.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The loot crates went entirely under-utilized imho. They could have been used to cause tension between players due to jealousy from dedicated loot boxes, encourage stealing, and inspire competition to find un-dedicated hidden lootcrates. Think of what could have been done this season with a few well-hidden cigarette or booze loot crates. So much unrealized drama.

Lance getting a nerf gun in a loot crate to combat Vance's water gun was a game changer for a couple hours one night. Also Lance getting the RC car in that loot crate after causing all hell to break loose, making all the seething fish watch him play with it, was one of my favorite moments in Fishtank.