Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Windy Moors]

He hasn’t fucked his mother yet… that we know of.

But I bet that twisted fuck has thought about it, why else would he want to know the details of his parents sex life.

Kayla being a mother.
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Balldoses? What is a Balldoses, Precious?

Credited to @Frog Ken

 

[Neetorino]

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

Nick joined Destiny's stream one time and he just sucked up all the manlet's hobbies. From sleeping with men and women other than his wife to eating his own cum, Nick desperately wanted to be everything Destiny is and keep his audience. Shame how Nick set up a much different image of who he is well before he realized you could be a degen as a streamer and still get superchats. It almost worked out! If it weren't for the damn Scandinavian Prudes Kiwifags Cops In-Laws Aaron Imholte petard Nick hoisted himself up by!

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

I will laugh if Aaron ends up getting the cum felcher descriptor on his thread title like Destiny.

But, knowing Nick’s truth telling propensity, I’m bound for disappointment.

 

[not william stenchever]

But, knowing Nick’s truth telling propensity, I’m bound for disappointment.

His degenerate proclivities are the one area where his comments are perfectly believable.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I will say that I really hope rekeita keeps up on this crazy "I am a biblical figure" stuff especially during his trial. I want him to rant about how Aaron is Barabbas and how people chose Barabbas to be freed instead of him because like christ before him he's asking people to be better people and forgive where Barabbas is asking nothing of them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

My perception from Nate is they all knew Nick's legal knowledge wouldn't be sufficient for trial streams if he did them alone.

I believe Nick would have tired of doing them long before that would have been an issue. He could have still made decent money with a boring show for a while propped up by his established fan base. Nick just could not being himself to actually work. He just had to sit there are talk occasionally.

 

[Melty Butter]

Camelot's streaming now. He's going over Nick's Dear Diary entries here. I'm tapping out and dumber for listening but he did make me laugh. He's pretty annoyed with Nick.

Highlights:

• Dear Diary entries "seem super pretentious and condescending"
• Cody googled 'venerated' and 'myriad' to get the meaning
• "Isn't diary things for women?"
• "Too many colons and semicolons n' stuff."
• "This is an attempt at a flex... after everything that's happened, why flex?"
• Cody says it's so pretentious it feels like Nick is calling all of us "pleb ass bitches"
• Cody is happy Nick has admitted April is his girlfriend.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Camelot's streaming now. He's going over Nick's Dear Diary entries here. I'm tapping out and dumber for listening but he did make me laugh. He's pretty annoyed with Nick.

Highlights:

• Dear Diary entries "seem super pretentious and condescending"
• Cody googled 'venerated' and 'myriad' to get the meaning
• "Isn't diary things for women?"
• "Too many colons and semicolons n' stuff."
• "This is an attempt at a flex... after everything that's happened, why flex?"
• Cody says it's so pretentious it feels like Nick is calling all of us "pleb ass bitches"
• Cody is happy Nick has admitted April is his girlfriend.

If even Coomalot flips it's over for Nick

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

There is nothing to tell me that the Sonichu curse isn't real, Nick is even beginning to have similar delusions to Chris. Intriguing that they both liken themselves to biblical figures, even going so far as to believe they are truly one with them.

Undeniable proof right here.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

In case you think Nick has learned anything.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Oh, to hear his kids tell him in varying but no uncertain terms how much damage Nick has done would be kino. Too bad that happened in a therapist’s office. Whatever he resented about them before, it’s nothing compared to what he’s got now. Nick’s anger and frustration at the response to his degeneracy is nice, but I’m here to witness him pop.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

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In case you think Nick has learned anything.

I am still kinda convinced his oldest son gave him that black eye. I would've gotten into a fight with my dad if he did the same shit as Nick. Especially with the baseball bat story being true where he had Kayla backed into a corner and screaming at her.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nick doesn't give two shits about his children. It comes off the same way Ralph talks about how much he loves his kids.

They are nothing more than props and shields... and the occasional drug quality tester.

 

[Vibralldo]

There is nothing to tell me that the Sonichu curse isn't real, Nick is even beginning to have similar delusions to Chris. Intriguing that they both liken themselves to biblical figures, even going so far as to believe they are truly one with them.

Undeniable proof right here.

He's the worst of Chris, Ralph, and Dax with some Eugenia Cooney thrown in

An ultimate lolcow chimera

 

[S1apSh0es]

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This seems to be his new cope.

IF YOU ENJOY WATCHING YOUR WIFE GET FUCKED BY AFTICAN MEN WITH BIGGER PENISES THAN YOURE OWN, YOU DONT GET TO QUOTE THE FUCKING BIBLE.

And that's not even taking the cocaine and child neglect into accoun.)

 

[TherapyMan]

In case you think Nick has learned anything.

If Nick ended it at "My children love me through my failures" it would almost be a sweet acknowledgement that his bond with his children goes beyond his personal failures and for his many faults and foibles, he still maintains a strong bond with his kids. But Nick cannot, under any circumstances, ever admit to any wrongdoing whatsoever, which renders the entire statement meaningless. He must add that his kids believe "I haven't ultimately failed them."

So once again, Nick did nothing wrong and has nothing to apologize for. What a sack of shit.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Also, have some Nick thoughts on ministers speaking outside their area of expertise!

Spoiler: Replies to Nick and Nick Expounds

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Fun fact, Justin Paffrath who he’s talking to his comments happens to be the realtor helping him sell his second home.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Fun fact, Justin Paffrath who he’s talking to his comments happens to be the realtor helping him sell his second home.

Wow. Nick’s so insecure he has to suck off his realtor. Yep. He’s gonna blow.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Edit: Wrong thread. Nick is a retard and a sicko though.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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This seems to be his new cope.

You know I'll say it again twitter was a mistake to move past 128 character limit... He dwells in the old testament.. An justifies himself to a Pharacictal level... But is missing one key... David had to atone It cost his child. Saul was killed for his arrogance. And solomon well baldomon might be in end stages of solomon.. I think there is a reason most religions and general moral teachings have you paired up with some one not more then one.