🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sicko Hunter]

Jet while he was painting the bunkbed upstairs earlier basically confirmed that Fatty won't be in this season due to scheduling issues. I'm a fatty fan and I'm completely fine with it. He honestly got really fucking annoying in 2.5 to the point where I remember spamming DIE FATTY DIE in Fish chat with you guys. I think with Burt we don't even really need another house freak.

 

[Aidan]

And yet they let Jimmy and Jon cook over an open flame for the fish... Burning the shit out of the skin of the meat, while still keeping it raw in the middle.

There was nothing wrong with that.

 

[bookers]

idk whos snoring that is, im assuming its Burts
theres no fucking way other people are sleeping well next to that shit is so fucking loud

 

[BullfrogBill]

Jet while he was painting the bunkbed upstairs earlier basically confirmed that Fatty won't be in this season due to scheduling issues. I'm a fatty fan and I'm completely fine with it. He honestly got really fucking annoying in 2.5 to the point where I remember spamming DIE FATTY DIE in Fish chat with you guys. I think with Burt we don't even really need another house freak.

Fatty made me turn 2.5 off many times. So fucking annoying. And I loved Fatty in Season 1.

 

[Marche]

Jet while he was painting the bunkbed upstairs earlier basically confirmed that Fatty won't be in this season due to scheduling issues. I'm a fatty fan and I'm completely fine with it. He honestly got really fucking annoying in 2.5 to the point where I remember spamming DIE FATTY DIE in Fish chat with you guys. I think with Burt we don't even really need another house freak.

Jeff basically filled fattys role pretty well anyway.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

It can simultaneously be true that:
1. Fishtank is an engaging show
2. Part of the fun of watching comes from wondering when things will get fucked up
3. The basement wiggers make baffling decisions and routinely fail to plan for basic things
4. Running a 24/7 6 week show is difficult

The first two weeks of season 3 were good, and it genuinely felt like the Fishtank concept was coming together. There’s so much low hanging fruit though. Give a schedule e.g. Sam will be there at 7pm tonight. That won’t hurt the bottom line because the whales are probably watching 20 hours a day anyways. Come up with new ideas to entertain the downtime (at least we don’t have AirsoftFatty running around naked or karate lessons or the camping arc this time). I assume they were worried about revenue so that’s why they jumped the gun on TTS and the computer gaslight. Computer was a good idea and might be reusable. The theme from season 2 with the house itself and the costumes were great. Half the reason people took screenshots and made memes that season were because of them. This house is kinda ugly and barren but if they had more decor and staged the furniture closer to the cameras it may have helped with the sound issues. I assume there’s a dedicated wigger to run director cam, maybe have former fish “guest star” for free by letting them run director cam and commentate. Most of them are failed streamers that want an audience anyways. That would free someone up for getting groceries/picking people up from flights/screening TTS. Make the fish cook and clean up after themselves more strictly. Stop bringing back nontent retards that leave after two days (Mauro, Ian) unless there’s a plan. Stop sending famous house emails using the Fishtank email.

Wasn’t World Peace 2 supposed to come out after season 2 of Fishtank?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Fatty made me turn 2.5 off many times. So fucking annoying. And I loved Fatty in Season 1.

There was a part near the end of Bloodgames where they were doing a tower cell challenge and Fatty was trying to annoy people to get them to leave which I get that was what he was brought in to do it's his job to be a freak but he annoyed me so badly I had to stop watching several times because of his yelling. I think he was hilarious most of the rest of the season though.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There was a part near the end of Bloodgames where they were doing a tower cell challenge and Fatty was trying to annoy people to get them to leave which I get that was what he was brought in to do it's his job to be a freak but he annoyed me so badly I had to stop watching several times because of his yelling. I think he was hilarious most of the rest of the season though.
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I remember that bit going on and on until someone finally bought the put Fatty away fishtoy.

 

[bookers]

There was a part near the end of Bloodgames where they were doing a tower cell challenge and Fatty was trying to annoy people to get them to leave which I get that was what he was brought in to do it's his job to be a freak but he annoyed me so badly I had to stop watching several times because of his yelling. I think he was hilarious most of the rest of the season though.
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creature is cool af

for fatty i think the king stuff they did with him was funny but alot of his shit is just loud = funny or fat/naked/retarded = funny and i dont like that shit

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Stop bringing back nontent retards that leave after two days (Mauro, Ian) unless there’s a plan.

wym, the plan is foolproof. just have jobe say nigger. ian's "that's disrespehful to my people" meltdown and subsequent second kicking was one of the highlights of S3 for me.

 

[Big Nasty]

creature is cool af

I don't get what supposed too be cool with Creature. I can't remember seeing her doing or saying anything cool or funny. Sure, she's got fat tits, huge tats and looks trashy but is that it?

 

[The Man With No Name]

wym, the plan is foolproof. just have jobe say nigger. ian's "that's disrespehful to my people" meltdown and subsequent second kicking was one of the highlights of S3 for me.

They stumbled their way into greatness with that one. Truly impressive how quick the turnaround of that bit was, and possibly why the rest of the week can't come close to topping it. Incredible work from Jobe.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The staggering levels of nontent have sent me down a rabbit hole looking at edits and compilations of past seasons. As much as I've enjoyed season 3, previous seasons will always have unmatched SOVL.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The staggering levels of nontent have sent me down a rabbit hole looking at edits and compilations of past seasons. As much as I've enjoyed season 3, previous seasons will always have unbeatable SOVL.

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Season 1 of Fishtank has a vibe that is totally unmatched in the series. I don't really know how to describe it, comfy isn't really the right word but it just feels good rewatching it.

 

[itogi]

 

[._.]

I don't get what supposed too be cool with Creature. I can't remember seeing her doing or saying anything cool or funny. Sure, she's got fat tits, huge tats and looks trashy but is that it?

Yeah, there are a lot of dudes into that. If youre into that scene you kinda get it.

 

[Halloween23]

This has been the most boring couple of days in Fishtank history. Hopefully it was all worth it.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This has been the most boring couple of days in Fishtank history. Hopefully it was all worth it.

I miss Jobe

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Yeah, there are a lot of dudes into that. If youre into that scene you kinda get it.

Yep, dudes are into all sorts of things. Like ghouls who act like teenagers.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

What scheduling issue does Fatty have lol. All that fatso does is smoke weed and do exercise streams (good for him) from his shack. He said some similar bs around s2 and S2.5 only to turn up so I put Fatty appearing in the Famous House at comfortable 100%.

Also somebody mentioned production having a chef for S2.5. Little known fact. Remember how the days before the finale where was basically no NPCs present? That fucking guy (his IG; he also appeared sometimes as a NPC) apparently gave the entire production food poisoning around 4th of July so everyone got sick in the days before the finale. I honestly don't know how wiggers manage to fuck even such simple things so consistently. It has to be part-deliberate self-sabotage at this point.