Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BrokeBackPhil]

Saar, I want a refund. These sound like an actual thing he'd say

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This is scary accurate

I've had my sins back for a long time. I just no longer have a Kandiyohi County police officer breathing down my neck. It's nice

Edit: lmao

Wow is right, Jim Felt. It's amazing when you think someone is a pedophile, and they publicly proclaim their jealousy of your pussy liquor. Then they spread a lie about you at the same time. Kind of a shit move, retard.

 

[thebigdream]

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This thing rocks

 

[Neetorino]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This kicks so much ass, thank you for taking the time to make this. Here's the best and most coherent of my first few rolls. It really feels like something Nick would say!





EDIT: So true Nick!

 

[Neetness]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

"I've had my sins back for a long time. I just no longer have a Minnesota nerd breathing down my neck. It's nice"

Incredible.

 

[just Reading a post]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

It hurt my feelings. LMFAO
I have to commend you on producing something that can accurately recreate a coked out Nick stream. I can imagine the bloodshot eyes and slurring talk as he says this with a glass of whisky in his hand.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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One, can I have a link? I’d like to have a chat with a Crackets unshackled by addiction derived attention deficit. Two, I’m impressed. It’s almost ready for a Russel Crowe B-movie.

EDIT: I just stopped by and got these gems. It’s captured Rekeita humor perfectly:


This may have become the first person captured in AI emulation with such fidelity. I’m not sure whether it’s proof of advancing technology or the fact the subject is such a caricature of a human being it fell within today’s capabilities. History will prove that, but for now it’s pretty fucking funny.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I don't know any good parent who would speak for their children and say that their children love them definitively.

A good parent can only hope that they have done well enough to earn their child's love. They don't assume or assert it as fact. A narcissistic parent who sees their children as an object of vanity will speak for them and try to force them into molds they likely don't fit into.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

One, can I have a link? I’d like to have a chat with a Crackets unshackled by addiction derived attention deficit. Two, I’m impressed. It’s almost ready for a Russel Crowe B-movie.

https://balldo-quotes.pages.dev/
You can thank @thebigdream

 

[DickMain]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

Oh no.

 

[Strix454]

Does this man know what happened to the Davidic line? OR DAVID HIMSELF?

Yeah. He talked quite a bit about that in the past. David was a total chad so loved by god that god couldn't bring himself to hold such a based guy like David accountable for anything wrong he did. David and god were buds. According to Nick, the story of David is about how god sometimes allows really cool guys to sin and break the rules without any consequences. Even before Jesus allowed everyone (even nerds) to sin without any limits through Grace.

As a peerless gigachad, Nick can empathize with David and his life.

 

[3MMA]

Hit the Juju lottery. Very accurate with calling Juju fat, but I don’t believe for an instant that Nick would turn Juju away:

Poor Sean, Nick is so obsessed with him that he’s immortalized in the generator because of Nick’s compulsion to spaketh his name. Noticed a bit of repeated phrasing, but nothing identical that I’ve seen. Nice job, I stopped here after generating a few because the Fat Juju was too realistic to pass up, so this is my Balldo forecast of the day.

 

[Lian Xing]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

Yet, the more I think of his story the more I see myself. PPP suffers from a weird problem, from the am0lester's standpoint. Most of us are not a streamer who can have a pedophile killed to hide our infidel. We look at the audacity of murder and it forces us to overlook the infidel.

 

[TurdThrower]

Apparently, Nick would like everybody to know he drinks his own jizz. Ala CWC.

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He can't be talking about Aaron, because I have yet to see Aaron go "fucking insane" and start saying "crazy shit online." At most, Aaron has been a little too mouthy when maybe he shouldn't be.

Nick, on the other hand...

Fucking hell does this guy project so damn much.

Hell hath no fury like a coke addict scorned.

At this point I'm waiting for Nick to say that he can't quit Aaron.

Camelot's streaming now. He's going over Nick's Dear Diary entries here. I'm tapping out and dumber for listening but he did make me laugh. He's pretty annoyed with Nick.

The day that Cody get's zero views cannot come soon enough. His video's have the most infuriating title bait.

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In case you think Nick has learned anything.

Never will? Motherfucker you failed them multiple times already. This asshole is still failing them.

 

[Godsent]

Pretty sure this is just excerpts from Nick's diary, not an actual generator.

 

[Red flag]

He's such a fucking narc, even in his supposed regret for his actions he can't help but fellate himself.

"I'm something of a king myself."

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In case you think Nick has learned anything.

I know muh keedz and how they feel about me.

Yeah, especially the teenagers totally believe every word you say frfr. It's not like children have ever in the history of humanity had to keep up relationships with their scumbag parents because they literally rely on them for housing and food.

So here he is proudly admitting to either successfully gaslighting his own children or being an even more colossal retard thinking his kids bought his bullshit.

Neither option makes you look good, retard.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

As hilarious as the quote generator is, I think all future quote posts should be done in the meme thread.

 

[thebigdream]

As hilarious as the quote generator is, I think all future quote posts should be done in the meme thread.

Fair, I'll post future updates there unless mods want to bless me with a designated shitting thread. Before I sign off let me just add that the quotes generator has been Xitter-themed for your brainrotting pleasure.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This is so kino

 

[AltisticRight]

This thing is funny. It's as if we're specters in his walls.