🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
How micro does your penis have to be that you can piss into a can?
The Memphis micro fits perfectly in the opening if you want to know the truth about it
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He chooses the cans for maximum splatter. I imagine it was to punish his horse at first but old habits die hard.
It's honestly the only explanation for it. There's being down bad, and being Ethan Ralph, but it's unfathomable to me that a man, who lives alone, can't expend the effort to go piss in the bathroom. It's not like the Ralphanigger is doing anything that requires him to be glued to the mouse and keyboard.
 
11/18/24 - Ralph Resorts to Mushing Playdoh & Stacking Cones After Humiliating Chiefs Loss, Sends Suverok to the Underworld
On November 17th, the Kansas City Ralphs would face off against the Buffalo Morris's to continue their perfect game streak, a streak that only one team, The Miami Nullphins have seen to completion in their legendary 1972 Season. The Ralphs, which happen to be one of the biggest bank-rolled franchised teams, couldn't possibly be trampled by the stinky Morris's, right? They barely scratch an operating income of $100 Million Dollars! There's simply no chance the Kansas City Ralph's will get their perfect game streak pulled by the Wife Absconding Bills of all teams... right?

Picture this: The Rape Pigs have absconded into your beautiful Metropolis, and with only 2 1/2 minutes left of the fourth (final) quarter, are retorting to flat-line your puny lead against them, which is by a mere 2 points. How exactly can you, The Buffalo "Harry Morris" Bills, keep the Rape Pigs at bay for another 2 1/2 minutes? The answer would be quarter-back Josh Allen, No. 17 (which coincidentally happens to be Faith's age when Ralph scouted her on a nearby playground) who would be tossed the sportsball and proceed to make a mad dash through not one, not two, but three darkies in an epic 26 yard charge towards the end zone, which would end up being the final nail in the coffin for the Kansas City Ralphs:

The final score? 21-30, a humiliating defeat by all accounts. What would Ralph do after witnessing this crucifixion?
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The next morning, Ralph would start his show, stating that he actually expected the Chiefs to lose actually and it was actually good that they lost:

Despite apparently not caring, Ralph would turn his camera on and reveal he was too ashamed to even wear his Kansas City hat while flexing the Infinity Guntlet / Power Glove / whatever you want to call it:
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noir.pngNow waiduh minute! In a previous Killstream recap; wasn't Ralph retorting about how he "fully expects" the Chiefs to win against the Buffalo Bills? Why yes, yes he did!:
Ralph tells his viewers that his team, The Kanses City Chiefs, is about to play against Harry Morris's team The Buffalo Bills, hints he has money on the game:

Good ol' frontrunner Ralph caught lying once again! :story:

Later, Ralph would also talk about how his mornings are now spent playing with Playdoh and stacking cones ontop of eachother (1:35):

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An' deh sed ah couldn't stack those cones!

Ralph later saw that stream sniper Suvorek has DFE'd, and decides to do the honors of sending him to the Underworld:

Lastly, Ralph would drop some ancient gunt lore: Nora played Kingdom Come: Deliverance to completion (0:05), Ralphs paranoia gets the best of him again as he assumes a chatter was attacking him when they weren't and apologizes (1:30), Ralph drops GG lore about KoP that was not featured in the recent documentary (3:50), Ralph claims Metokur is always talking about him, also states that he knew he can no longer access the Skype logs he tweeted about having access too (12:50), Ralph goes even deeper into "gamer gate lore" (14:30), Ralph states there may be some old hardrives in Virginia with ebadaance (15:40), Ralph states he doesn't tell lies on his show (16:50)
 
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Last night Ralph had given something of an update on the stream sniper Suverok. Initially Suverok had blocked thousands of accounts on Twitter, probably all having to do with sektur/kino Casino/metokur etc. Then one of Ralph's fans found Suverok's porn history and according to Ralph used that as black mail to make Suverok delete his Internet presence entirely. Ralph made a half hearted disavowal but it would be hard to explain how he knew these supposed details without being involved.
 
Last night Ralph had given something of an update on the stream sniper Suverok. Initially Suverok had blocked thousands of accounts on Twitter, probably all having to do with sektur/kino Casino/metokur etc. Then one of Ralph's fans found Suverok's porn history and according to Ralph used that as black mail to make Suverok delete his Internet presence entirely. Ralph made a half hearted disavowal but it would be hard to explain how he knew these supposed details without being involved.
How can it get any worse than Flemenco's boy soprano and Ethan Ralph's lists upon lists of Blacked cuck porn?

Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me. There's no reason to invest so much time and effort into this shithole, just watch and laugh. Ethan Ralph getting a W or an L, it's all good. Looks like there's going to be a few Ws as Vickers Inc. is imploding.

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Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me. There's no reason to invest so much time and effort into this shithole, just watch and laugh.
There’s definitely a level of alogging that people dip far into with the sektur that it dominates them. Suverok really was fully invested in Ralph like a gay lover or jealous ex. All he really had to do was set up a stream and let the AI chats do their thing but he really decided to insert himself into it and got himself doxed because of it.

Internet clout is one hell of a drug for people.
 
Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me. There's no reason to invest so much time and effort into this shithole, just watch and laugh. Ethan Ralph getting a W or an L, it's all good. Looks like there's going to be a few Ws as Vickers Inc. is imploding.
Some people have very unsatisfying and empty lives that, combined with slightly obsessive tendencies and lack of intellectual curiosity, it’s easy to see how it happens.

I sort of understand how a guy on welfare, to or shitty part-time gig/retail job he hates, might devote their waking hours to this bullshit as a distraction from their reality. Sort of like unhappy housewives in the 1980’s were devoted to soap operas, but at least that had guardrails in place - it was limited to a few hours a day and chatting with friends about it. In 2024 the soap operas are interactive, only partially scripted, thousands of strangers to discuss it with and multiple characters are streaming many hours per day and night.

Also don’t underestimate the sense of importance an online identity in any “community” gives these people. Imagine a guy working part time at a gas station and spends all the money he earns on weed and goyslop. He lives with a GF/wife he hasn’t liked in a long time, but she gets SSI and has an HUD subsidized apartment or crappy house so he gets a place to live and can spend his meager earnings on drugs, online BS and shitty food. His online life and drugs are his escapee from the disappointing life his sloth like lifestyle and drugs created. Even better, the deeper they get into their online life the worse their real life gets, so they dig in even deeper.

The above is what I assume most of the obsessive “fans” or orbiters or full time alogs of Ralph, Patrick Melton, Cog, etc…are like. Hell, the above describes Ralph for many years only he had his disabled mom, instead of a wife/GF.

I always wonder if when they get blown out and DFE if they ever decide to take stock and make some serious changes to their life, sort of like an addict having to go cold Turkey. Getting doxed and blackmailed to DFE might actually be the best thing that ever happened to them. If not they end up like Ralph and being a permanently online tragic clown begging for money and/or attention.
 
Lol damn we're so owned. We thought they were bottles of his own urine that he kept and spilled because he's too lazy to go to the bathroom, but they were CANS! Ralphamale W!
I wonder how many times the dumb fat faggot who lives like a filthy animal reached down for what he thought was a beer and it turned out to be his own weeks old piss.

Considering it's probably mostly warm Modelo, it's probably hard to tell the difference.
You'd already have to be a dead eye to hit the can properly. With his gimp arm you can bet that floor is soaked.
He sticks his whole dick in it to the hilt, perfectly hygienic.
Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure sektur involvement and basic situational awareness are fundamentally incompatible.
 
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I wonder whats actually realistically going to happen when Ralph dies in Mexico. I imagine he'll be found eventually by the landlord or someone will call in a wellness check eventually. Who is going to claim his body, pay for a burial or cremation, and take on his debt? Uncle Louis Ralph? Is he going to fly down to Mexico and suffer the financial burden as well as re-inheriting Clyde's gumball machine nigger ring if Ralph hasn't sold it already? Imagine if he's actually buried in a (Johm) Potter's Field because he has nobody in the world who cares enough to bury him and deal with all the debt and bullshit.
 
Lots of things are happening all at once right now. PPP is going wild on Andy's supporters in the Kino Casino Kick chat. Perspicacity is sniping the conflict in chat and Ethan is calling into Persip's show to comment, which is ongoing now on Persip's channel.

Ethan has claimed, on this stream of Persip's, that PPP takes his orders from Harry Morris (he called out Harry by name, not just by implication) and that they're conspiring against him.

"I know another lolicon that used to wear a Metokur hat." - Ethan while discussing Kino Casino top paypig Metokur Masochist being a lolicon. This is in reference to Amanda, who used to wear a Jim hat before dating Ethan, so he's essentially calling her a pedophile.
 
Lots of things are happening all at once right now. PPP is going wild on Andy's supporters in the Kino Casino Kick chat. Perspicacity is sniping the conflict in chat and Ethan is calling into Persip's show to comment, which is ongoing now on Persip's channel.

Ethan has claimed, on this stream of Persip's, that PPP takes his orders from Harry Morris (he called out Harry by name, not just by implication) and that they're conspiring against him.

"I know another lolicon that used to wear a Metokur hat." - Ethan while discussing Kino Casino top paypig Metokur Masochist being a lolicon. This is in reference to Amanda, who used to wear a Jim hat before dating Ethan, so he's essentially calling her a pedophile.
All hail the mastermind, Harry Morris. He orchestrated it all. Forcing Ralph to Mexico? Ralph's new warrant? Portugal? Sandra having to walk to dialysis? Sandra dying? The Chiefs losing to the Bills? It was all orchestrated by Heinous Harry!
 
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