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How micro does your penis have to be that you can piss into a can?
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You think he cares about pissing on the floor?How micro does your penis have to be that you can piss into a can?
He chooses the cans for maximum splatter. I imagine it was to punish his horse at first but old habits die hard.How micro does your penis have to be that you can piss into a can?
It's honestly the only explanation for it. There's being down bad, and being Ethan Ralph, but it's unfathomable to me that a man, who lives alone, can't expend the effort to go piss in the bathroom. It's not like the Ralphanigger is doing anything that requires him to be glued to the mouse and keyboard.He chooses the cans for maximum splatter. I imagine it was to punish his horse at first but old habits die hard.
Ralph.... Getting wasted with the bartender Alejandro Alvarez and telling him your lifestory is not an AA meeting.He was late to the stream last night by about an hour because he was at an AA meeting, or so he claims.
Ralph tells his viewers that his team, The Kanses City Chiefs, is about to play against Harry Morris's team The Buffalo Bills, hints he has money on the game:
How can it get any worse than Flemenco's boy soprano and Ethan Ralph's lists upon lists of Blacked cuck porn?Last night Ralph had given something of an update on the stream sniper Suverok. Initially Suverok had blocked thousands of accounts on Twitter, probably all having to do with sektur/kino Casino/metokur etc. Then one of Ralph's fans found Suverok's porn history and according to Ralph used that as black mail to make Suverok delete his Internet presence entirely. Ralph made a half hearted disavowal but it would be hard to explain how he knew these supposed details without being involved.
There’s definitely a level of alogging that people dip far into with the sektur that it dominates them. Suverok really was fully invested in Ralph like a gay lover or jealous ex. All he really had to do was set up a stream and let the AI chats do their thing but he really decided to insert himself into it and got himself doxed because of it.Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me. There's no reason to invest so much time and effort into this shithole, just watch and laugh.
Some people have very unsatisfying and empty lives that, combined with slightly obsessive tendencies and lack of intellectual curiosity, it’s easy to see how it happens.Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me. There's no reason to invest so much time and effort into this shithole, just watch and laugh. Ethan Ralph getting a W or an L, it's all good. Looks like there's going to be a few Ws as Vickers Inc. is imploding.
I wonder how many times the dumb fat faggot who lives like a filthy animal reached down for what he thought was a beer and it turned out to be his own weeks old piss.Lol damn we're so owned. We thought they were bottles of his own urine that he kept and spilled because he's too lazy to go to the bathroom, but they were CANS! Ralphamale W!
He sticks his whole dick in it to the hilt, perfectly hygienic.You'd already have to be a dead eye to hit the can properly. With his gimp arm you can bet that floor is soaked.
I'm pretty sure sektur involvement and basic situational awareness are fundamentally incompatible.Why anyone would voluntarily involve themselves in Da Sektur without the bare minimum of opsec is beyond me.
Counterpoint. It's called the Memphis Micro for a reason.For all you canposters, you obviouisly just point your whizz hole down into the can and piss through the whole. You don't stick your whole dickhead in. There will be splashback.
All hail the mastermind, Harry Morris. He orchestrated it all. Forcing Ralph to Mexico? Ralph's new warrant? Portugal? Sandra having to walk to dialysis? Sandra dying? The Chiefs losing to the Bills? It was all orchestrated by Heinous Harry!Lots of things are happening all at once right now. PPP is going wild on Andy's supporters in the Kino Casino Kick chat. Perspicacity is sniping the conflict in chat and Ethan is calling into Persip's show to comment, which is ongoing now on Persip's channel.
Ethan has claimed, on this stream of Persip's, that PPP takes his orders from Harry Morris (he called out Harry by name, not just by implication) and that they're conspiring against him.
"I know another lolicon that used to wear a Metokur hat." - Ethan while discussing Kino Casino top paypig Metokur Masochist being a lolicon. This is in reference to Amanda, who used to wear a Jim hat before dating Ethan, so he's essentially calling her a pedophile.