Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[ye's Official KF Burner]

What happens if Chris Chan’s child grows up and ends up meeting Xander or Cozy Rozy, and has a child with one of them? It would be the ultimate lolcow.

I was hoping for one of Ralphs kids to hook up with one of the Rekieta kids

 

[Pooner]

if Chris can get his boyfriend-free girl pregnant then none of you have an excuse.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

It’s literally just an autistic world salad response. He didn’t claim she was pregnant. It was his dumb rambling way of saying “when I actually have a child.”

 

[gearhead1395]

Chris Chan had sex and may have gotten a girl pregnant.

What's your excuse, anon?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Oh dear god. I pray this is a lie!
I am fearful for many things...

Babies name?
Chris' ability to raise a child.
Chris' doing Barb things to a baby.

Yeah, no. I'm out.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

...Oh no.



OH NO.


...Crystal Chandler Sonichu is going to be a start of a new human subspecies.
I'm praying for God to turn a blind eye to her father's blasphemy and have mercy on that poor child's soul.

 

[The son was coding]

"Big if true"

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Perhaps as Americans, we are a bit too free. I am doubting all my lolbert values rn.
ETA he beat both Nick and Milo to it lmao

 

[エボラちゃん]

Imagine crossbreeding Chris' offspring with one of Gunt's spawns... Has science gone too far?!

 

[FuckedOffToff]

If this is true, and it's a girl, I would be watching out for a lot of boasting about being prime diaper changer as a red flag from the off. It wouldn't usually be a concern, but the baby will be even more vulnerable than Barb.
Hopefully he doesn't try to breastfeed, feeding horrific chemical moob pus to an infant while he gets a boner.

 

[Hitchhiker]

There is a pretty high likelihood that this kid gets groomed by weens from Reddit into trolling their own Dad. In maybe 10 - 14 years we'll have videos of them screaming at their own father 'JULAY', while following him around the house.

 

[I'll Call Now]

Please god no what the fuck.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Can't believe Chris beat both Milo and Nick Fuentes in the procreation race. Groypers stay losing.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Tfw Chris potentially got non-incest pussy before half the neets on this site

If only they had not conceived a child together.

 

[Zaxamus]

This is what will bring about the merge; the anti-Christ has been created and the path has been set.

On a more serious note; a severe autist, with transvestic fetishism, who fucked his own mother and thinks he’s Jesus Christ, is going to be responsible for a baby. The more I think about it, the more it makes me physically ill. It also gives me a negative feeling I can’t describe.

This isn’t right.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL. PLEASE DON'T BE A GIRL.

Bold of you to assume that Chris wouldn't start trooning out the kid if it was a boy

 

[Fapcop]

Poor child being born into a world where everyone knows his/her father fucked granny and his bent duck is out there for everyone to see.

I’m usually opposed to abortion but fuck… This would count as an exception.

 

[Still Exceptional]

And just like that I'm pro abortion.

 

[fake farts]

Chris is in his 40s, has taken wrong-sex hormones for years, and is a rapist autist. He is straight up shooting nothing but retard goo. Any spawn of his will be doomed to be a retard due to how it's raised, if not just retarded genetically. In other words, Elon Musk but poor.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Why are we here? Just to suffer...