Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Null]

As the Anchuent Prophecies foretold.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

Plot Twist: It's not Chris's child.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Then, behold, a red horse, and he that sat upon it was given power to take peace from the World.

This is genuinely horrific. If true this is worse than anything before it.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Assuming he isn't lying, his spawn will be the lolcalf to bring about Judgement Day.

 

[Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard]

Hopefully flutter will give birth in Finland, if she is pregnant, where they don’t allow ridiculous names to be registered.

Finland allows retarded names.
T.Perkele

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

does he actually say that flutter is pregnant? or is it just "mm yes the C H I L D"?
this is chris, he could be doing some rituals to make a child spring forth from his mind like fucking athena, do not assume actual physical pregnancy is involved if we don't know otherwise

this thread will invite a lot of people who only read front page titles and nothing else

 

[Niggerphobe]

If only Chris chan got killed in jail

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Chris expects a child this summer

So it begins. The anti-Christ saga.

 

[Pomniman]

The merge is at hand. Ave Surtr-chan Barbussychu.

 

[Colon capital V]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

Forget the fucking responsibilities of a parent, this kid is gonna be so genetically FUCKED from having an autism tranny dad and a mentally ill mom who likes tranny incest rapists.
I support eugenics and wish autistic retards would be castrated from ever breeding and hellspawning creatures that never had a chance.

 

[Ah ha']

Finally Crystal will be real.

In all my years watching Chris, never thought he would be a dad before me!

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I predict that Crystal Chandler will be elected president in 2060.

Edit: Cozy Rozy will be First Lady.

 

[The oxymoronic European]

NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO NOT IN MY COUNTRY

 

[MrTroll]

I'm happy for Christine and I know that her daughter will have two very loving moms.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why do I hear boss music faintly in the distance?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

What of her parents are they normal? This poor kid is going to have a rough life.

 

[Love Is Blue]

null is the godfather and Clara is the godmother

 

[Seafarer]

What happens if Chris Chan’s child grows up and ends up meeting Xander or Cozy Rozy, and has a child with one of them? It would be the ultimate lolcow.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is hilarious just because of how angry it will make moids who can't breeeeeed. Fucking Chris Chan has a wife and child now, absolutely no excuse!

 

[CornBogFitz]

A dad who thinks he’s Jesus? An insane mother? Welcome back GG Allen