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The Kwisatz Haderach is upon us.
Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
- Thread starter Zeus Blue Thunder
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“With the simple peaceful dream, of becoming a father, of a sweet little pretty girl who I will doubly named Crystal Weston Chandler.”
God damn it.
God damn it.
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Honestly, I think we should kill Chris Chan at this point.
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The anti Christ is gestating
We're approaching the end times
Hail Magi-Chan, our dark lord
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This is the same retard that claims he's Jesus Christ and that he's married to a Pokemon from another dimension. I won't believe anything that comes out of his mouth until someone else with more credibility than Honor Roll here confirms it.
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I'd like to let all incels know that Chris Chan of all people is able to reproduce while incels can only cope and sneed.
Austim Spergler
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There has been a lot of turmoil this year and latest years, people mental health are skydiving all over the world, natural disasters, wars, vitriolic politics, technology, society getting worse and more divided than ever.
People have jokingly teased the end of the world, WW3, shit like that, genuinely fearing while also joking around, but this is like the cherry on top, the final true decoration to invite the entire world to the definitive peak state of clownworld.
Despite all the horrid shit that has happened the latest years, if this baby actually happens it will be akin to that thing Chris did that shocked the world, and if that trends just as much it will bring the collective consciousness to realize "How the fuck did we got here, what is going on".
It is too late
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I'm now extremely disappointed in myself for skipping church today.
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And I saw a beast rising out of the sea, with ten horns and seven heads, with ten diadems on its horns and blasphemous names on its heads. And the beast that I saw was like a leopard; its feet were like a bear's, and its mouth was like a lion's mouth. And to it the dragon gave his power and his throne and great authority. One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast. And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”
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Making the statement here and now that I don't think this is going to be a real child. I can bet Chris is going to say something like "She's pregnant in the other dimension" or something like that, and that she'll "give birth" in the other dimension. Then when the dimensions merge, they'll be reunited or something.
I really don't believe that Chris would go through with having an actual child. Then again, he's done worse, so who knows.
I really don't believe that Chris would go through with having an actual child. Then again, he's done worse, so who knows.
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So... Crystal may become real, after all?
I'm on my phone right now, but latet I'll try to add the mandatory blue details to the face of Demian:
I'm on my phone right now, but latet I'll try to add the mandatory blue details to the face of Demian:
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Meh, the random question that baited the answer makes me less worried about it being real and just retardation or an attempt to get more attention. If it's real, than I hope that goblin miscarries, that child is better off dying in the womb than the hell that will be it's life.
Red Dye #5
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Crystal Weston Chandler will be the most autistic person ever to live.
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I feel like a great evil has descended on the world.
Chris would both be terrible at and hate being a father. The fact he still can't realize this is inexcusable.
Chris would both be terrible at and hate being a father. The fact he still can't realize this is inexcusable.
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The poor bastard is going to have Chris of all people as a father. Dear God.