Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Catloaf]

“With the simple peaceful dream, of becoming a father, of a sweet little pretty girl who I will doubly named Crystal Rosechu Weston Chandler.”

God damn it.

Fixed it for you

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

If she's actually pregnant, I doubt Chris is the father. My money is on it being @Null, the sneaky bastard. We need Maury Povich to settle this one, boys!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Nigga, that baby is going to die and Chris will be back in prison shortly lmao

 

[Dr J]

Chris' doing Barb things to a baby.

I mean, this is no #1 for me. If he thinks it's okay to rape his demented, 83 year old mother then God knows what he'll do to a daughter

 

[Hatter]

Nightmare scenario.

 

[Elysian]

“The child comes into play in summer”
“In CWCville, right?”
”…”
”In CWCville, right?!”

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Welcome back Mr Bob Chandler

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

 

[RougeRed]

And you know what else is horrifying about this? They're probably going to name the child something really stupid. That poor kid is gonna have to go through life with the name Sonichu or Rosechu, or maybe something even worse like Goddess Pony Battery Heart Blue. The bullying in middle school would be brutal, but I suspect even the other kids might feel some pity.

The bullying from being Chris-Chan's kid will absolutely be worse.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

No... fucking... way! I feel a fear like I have never felt before.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

Hey, Chris Chan's kid! If you're reading this 20 years from now, I wanna let you know that I wish you the best and I hope you're doing well despite of everything. Your dad is a nutcase but you don't have to end up like him. Good luck with your life!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

I FUCKING CALLED THIS, FUCKKKKKK

 

[Raiken]

fake and gay.
if it was real his tard-guards would milk it.
chris would also have made a different video anouncing it then just mentioning it.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm now extremely disappointed in myself for skipping church today.

Me too.

 

[Coberald]

Summer begins on the 21st of June 2025, thats the 172nd day of the year or half way thorugh the 24th week, pregnancy takes 40, with ~5 weeks left in the year his Finnish girl friend could have been pregnant for at most ~10-11 weeks.
Virginia bans abortion at the start of the 27th week of pregnancy meaning we still have around 4 months for Chris and Flutter to do the right thing.

 

[Seedling]

I want Null to attend the child baptisim as his godfather so it ties a bow around the whole thing

 

[Enoch Emery]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

Nah he has GOATed sperm. Can't beat it. o7

 

[WelperHelper99]

Please don't be true

Oh this is happening buddy. The tard cum has conceved a demon baby. Crystal Weston Chandler is officially happening

 

[BrunoMattei]

I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

The Antichrist will finally be born!

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Fucking hell, this thread might actually be one of my greatest life accomplishments...sadly...

And you know what else is horrifying about this? They're probably going to name the child something really stupid. That poor kid is gonna have to go through life with the name Sonichu or Rosechu, or maybe something even worse like Goddess Pony Battery Heart Blue. The bullying in middle school would be brutal, but I suspect even the other kids might feel some pity.

Crystal if female. Reginald if male.