Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Crex Crex]

THE MERGE IS ON

i doubt this is true (I am coping am I?)

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

“My dad can’t be a spy he’s christian weston chandler”

 

[Meriasek]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

That sounds like a very healthy and functional starting place for a human being.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok im just gonna fucking say it.

This is worse than finding out he raped Barb

As unironically fucking horrifying that was, it didnt involve subjecting an innocent child to life with chris chan as their fath...oh god he trooned out hes gonna pretend he's their mother fuck fuck fuck no this aint fucking happening.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Every time I think it's the end of Christory some shit like this happens.

 

[biglurker]

I refuse to believe it until I see the ultra-sound.
Even then, I want a DNA test proving Chris is the father.
I say this since Chris is insanely delusional, and I would not doubt an insane groupie getting a sperm donation while claiming the child is actually his.

If the original incel can have a kid what’s your excuse kiwifarmers

Counterpoint: What's the point if the woman is extremely below average and would make a terrible mother? (Assuming so with someone who would sexual reach out to Chris. The kind of people who love criminals aren't the best people.)
Its like telling a starving man he has no excuse to be hungry because he could always eat his own shit.

 

[Dang dirty Pidgeons!]

Carmina burana intensifies

Nah, this is way too twisted and surreal, go with penderecki:

My thread theme for the next 280 days.

 

[Banh Xeo]

The child must obviously be given to the forums

 

[Blackhole]

That poor child.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

 

[WelperHelper99]

He's a convicted sex offender. Surely the authorities will intervene?

No he's not. The case with Barb was sealed and thrown in the Trash. Chris is a free man. The state does not give a single solitary FUCK.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Kamala whole campaign was about abortions and nothing else
>She loses the election
>Few weeks later we hear about Chris Chan's GF being pregnant
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, CHUDS! YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THE ANTI CHRIST BEING BIRTHED! BUT NOOOOO, YOU WANTED YOUR ORANGE MAN, AND NOW THERE IS NO ONE TO STOP THIS DEMON CHILD FROM BEING BORN! THE END OF THE WORLD IS UPON US, GOD HELP US ALL!

 

[Nick Gars]

Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Tolle corpus Satani
Ave
Sanguis bibimus
Corpus edimus
Tolle corpus Satani
Ave, ave, versus Christus...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

During the Father Call, Chris claimed to have a dream that he had a daughter and he was working an office job to support her. The only thing he needs now to make that dream come true is a tard job placement program willing to stick him behind a desk.

 

[Judge Holden]

So allow me to bring all of your attention to this video of....like nearly 20 fucking years ago jesus christ

Please understand: I am a 25 year-old, high-functioning autistic male… with a simple, peaceful dream… of becoming a father… of a sweet, little, pretty girl, who I will dub…ly name “Crystal Weston Chandler”. “Crystal”: a name that sounds similar to mine, but it has a nice ring to it

He has had this planned from the fucking start. We are dead and this is hell.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Sonijesus DieNull Weston Chandler Sparklemotion Von Prime Chandler. It'll roll right off the tongue.

 

[Dan of Steel]

The birth of Xander Ralph doesn't have shit on a Chris Chan offspring. This is the real Demon Baby.

 

[Ed Craven]

Currently forwarding this to everyone in my phone contacts and asking "what's your excuse?"

 

[sneedpest]

 

[Cemetery Support]

Chris on Blue sky is talking about the generation after Gen Alpha

Unsurprising that Chris's child will be a Beta