Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Judge Holden]

>chris has son
>son is massive autist
>chris enables son's massive autism for 40 years
>chris gets altzeimers
>chris gets raped by son aged 80
>son meets retarded troll chick
>mfw i'm still alive to watch the cycle play out again

 

[Shartin' Luther]

"I might just keep you in the dark" says Chris, revealing all the information.

 

[twisted cycle path]

Any lifeform that comes out of the union of decrepit tranny cum and potato tardgirl eggs and doesn't die upon exposure to oxygen is gonna grow up to be Albert Wesker. Be afraid

 

[Fooby]

I imagine school will be hell for this kid, they won't go a day without having
JJJUUUUUULLLLAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!
shouted at them.

 

[Ace888Ace]

28 Magi-Chan went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The CPU Blue Heart is with you.”
29 Flutter was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be.
30 But Magi-Chan said to her, “Do not be afraid, Flutter; you have found favor with God and the Bear.
31 You will conceive and give birth to a daughter, and you are to call her Crystal.
32 She will be great and will be called the Daughter of the Blue Heart. The Goddess will give her the mayorality of his father/mother Christine,
33 and she will reign over CWCville forever; her kingdom will never end.”

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

I don’t believe it and won’t believe it until I see a dated and stamped ultrasound.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i won't lie, i can't see this kid being too fucked up
i mean, yeah they'd be a child to two (allegedly) autistic people, one of whom is the swamp lady goddess of old game consoles and electric rodent dimensions... but i actually think somehow being in that realm of weird is better than kids who are born to more "normative lolcows" like people who are just assholes or self absorbed idiots

chris and flutter, if she's really involved, but mostly chris, are such odd people that it'd be impossible for that kid to just grow up to be some average twat
what would their parenting style be like? they'd buy the kid toys and leave them to raise themselves, go out to hang out in whatever malls aren't demolished yet and scribble imaginary worlds on the walls of their bedroom
that sorta environment has the potential to create fascinating people, we might get another chris chan and frankly that's the worst case scenerio, we might get some kinda weird esoteric savant who's brain is ascended beyond our comprehension... or we, most likely, will just get a sorta odd shy loser who's into vidya and doesn't do much exciting...

 

[Isle of Carl]

Well, I look forward to the child's thread on kf one day. We all know that cow+cow=cow
Poor calf

Do not worship the Golden Calf unless you want things to get biblical on your ass.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

 

[JesusChristDenton]

I feel like this song is very fitting for the current situation.

 

[Ghost of Dead Memes]

Wait, I thought the HRT completely destroyed his sperm?

He must be off of it by now. First Male to female to alpha male transition.

 

[desudesu]

So that woman willingly let Chris stuff his grotesque bent duck in her and nut inside. Disgusting.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

A baby arc AFTER a mom rape arc... I want off this ride!

On the other hand...

 

[Beeeeeejams]

Oh great, here comes the antichrist.

 

[P-38 autist]

calling it now. his kid will look like sloth

 

[Linoleum Knife]

This kid will eventually get internet access, and the father is the most documented person on the planet.

 

[Mr. K. Dilkington]

for my own sanity i'll assume this was chris' attempt at an off the cuff joke. if it is true, i'll kill myself, not just because chris-chan got to creampie a hunny before i could, but also in the hopes that my soul will inhabit the shell of his and flutter's coming offspring. if it works, i'll blink a coded message in morse code when chris inevitably holds up newborn, crying and screaming into the camera.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Who cares, I’m still all in on nothing ever happens. This is just another one of Chris’s delusions and the Merge will not happen. Life will continue on as before.

 

[Snorky]

I'm actually in fucking shock. There's just no way. This can't be real. If it is real, if it actually fucking happened, if this is the timeline we're here to witness, I don't think we'll be able to top this year, ever. I've said it before, but I'll say it again: we've literally never had a year as eventful, productive, and fruitful as this one.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

for my own sanity i'll assume this was chris' attempt at an off the cuff joke. if it is true, i'll kill myself, not just because chris-chan got to creampie a hunny before i could, but also in the hopes that my soul will inhabit the shell of his and flutter's coming offspring. if it works, i'll blink a coded message in morse code when chris inevitably holds up newborn, crying and screaming into the camera.

you might wanna hurry, i don't know when you believe a soul enters a child's body, but assuming it's upon conception, you'd be late
like missing your bus to work and accidentally hopping on the one to mexico, you might miss chris' baby and end up as some infertile baby girl in shiitfock village in china