Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[spacko]

i did it, i made it to the apocalypse without killing myself

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Can't wait for the retard baby child abuse neglect saga.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I called it, Chris knocked up Flutter and this is going to be the most abused kid in history.

Crap, this is the worst time line.

 

[Diesel Card]

The cwcki server says the baby is fake huh

 

[Doom House V]

Let's hope Chris's proclivity to take advantage of the innocent only applies to geriatrics.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Not a real word.

irrerrelevant

 

[ENDTOPII]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

This is a meme. I refuse to believe I live in a timeline were HE knocked someone up. Haven't the HRT killed off his swimmers? Who would let him fuck them?
I hope it's not his mom... again, but with IVF.

EDIT: I didn't realize the thread and I haven't been up to date on CWC. I can't believe it... if true, it means that he actually made it!

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

We are nothing, but NPCs, merely existing in his reality.

It only takes him a few hours to master an electronic game, before moving to another one.

He has been playing us for a while now, and he just won.

 

[isalaide]

whilst the Thunderdome wrote hundreds of thousands of angry posts about incels, mean women, sexlessness, mean women, dying alone, mean women, birthrates, mean women, abortion laws, dating apps and mean women...

....Chris got a white girl pregnant and will have a white child. His genetic legacy will be secured. His branch is not broken. He did not passport bro or even rice mix. His child is of the proud Nordic race.

She will probably marry him and he will know the comfort and emotional support of a loyal wife, too.

The Thunderdome got amogged at the single most basic function of a man by Christian W. Chandler.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Honestly, as funny as the scenario of a pregnant Flutter is, he's probably just saying this shit to stir up attention for more grifting because it's Black Friday time for various seller sites everywhere, including Etsy. More controversy = more money.

The cwcki server says the baby is fake huh (image snipped)

Some people on Reddit say the same thing, that it's likely not true based on his wording:

 

[SentinentCloud]

I still like to think Flutter is a troll and she's just receiving gobs of tard cum as a 'bit'.

if true i kneel

 

[RestoreDaFagYiff]

Chris can't even take care of himself. If he does impregnate flutter, that poor kid will have a sociopathic mother who has a thing for guys who rape their moms and then a dad who can barely take care of himself and thinks he's Jesus

I feel like the biggest issue with this argument is that Chris Chan is far from the least fit potential parental figure I've had the displeasure of babysitting for. As bad as Chris Chan is. There's thousands of mothers and fathers who have been far worse. Hell arguably Chris Chan is the product of them. I have horror stories if you can't tell. Unfortunately these individuals have an online presence more scarce than a hinged leftist.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

This is a meme. I refuse to believe I live in a timeline were HE knocked someone up. Haven't the HRT killed off his swimmers? Who would let him fuck them?
I hope it's not his mom... again, but with IVF.

i think chris takes a very small amount of estrogen, likely a starting dose, he's showing very little physical change aside of what's to be expected from his already challenged hormonal balance due to his unhealthy lifestyle
if he still had working sperm while having mcboobies, i doubt the tiny dosage of pills he has been perscribed and remembers to take did much

 

[FightenGnome]

The cwcki server says the baby is fake huhView attachment 6681323

It sounds more like he said "For summer or around that point" than "Or somewhere or around that point"

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Dear God the antichrist is upon us.

 

[BlastMonk]

Ah so its just a case of prophetic perfect tense on Chris part. He thinks he will have a daughter so he talks about it like its inevitable. Its just more of his delusions thankfully. Until I see him holding his anti-christ child its fake news.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Chris Chan doing more for the white birth rate then Null ever will.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

irrerrelevant

The antichrist is upon us and you niggers fighting over words.

 

[Egregore]

I go inna woods for two days and then THIS shit happens. Already feel sorry for the kid, though.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The antichrist is upon us and you niggers fighting over words.