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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%
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Agares said:
Child drag queens? Ok fuck this sicko. I wanna seem him get Hassle'd and then get pimp slapped with the Simmons treatment.
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It's grim

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Our man used to be 300lbs. Lost the weight in the last two years. He added a bit of sizzle to his scripted insert. Good vibes, good vibes.

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Our Wife paying off those law fees.

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Breezy is not going to share a room with any boys (unless you're gay!) but apparently won't share with the gay man in the muscle shirt. She's already discussing kicking out Burt; she wants him isolated so she thinks they should give him the penthouse. Then they'll eliminate him and the penthouse will be free. I admire her willingness to start plotting within minutes of her arrival.

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It's never been more over. He struggled to figure out a sitting position; at first he tried to sit wide-legged and leaned back, then he

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"My name is Slimeball Karma, and karma's a bitch."

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If only you knew how bad things really were.

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Really, really hoping this Burt guy passes his firefighter training and gets to drop his sex work side hustle. It seems unhealthy. He still really wants to have sex in the house, probably with Gaydon.

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She loves singing, reading, antiquing and architecture. As an observer of people, getting to be different people is appealing to her and why she's in the entertainment industry.

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Keep Jobe away from her. They might both be slaves in this house but if he whips out a nigga, she's about to remind him why cooking mamas are higher on the hierarchy than cleaning boys.

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She put more effort into her hair and makeup than she did most of this stay (or this insert).

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Everyone's planning on voting Burt out and Luke wants to hang out with him. This was probably a highlight for Luke and part of the reason he decided to come back and now he's going to lose the opportunity because Burt was too assertive about getting fucked in the ass. Please note, everyone would be okay with the PedoGay grooming children into sex work.

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You don't wanna mess with the Lukester.

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(This is what female simping looks like.)

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Breezy's plan (which has been noted as Brandon's plan for these three) seems to be going as planned: Burt is being passed around as the option for the first elimination because he's too open about being a sex worker and wanting to fuck. Binx has tried to give a counter-argument to his behaviour (paraphrased: "Maybe he's trying to be the Alpha Gay and get the other voted out?") but no one is buying it and Payton is very, very eager to get him out of the house.

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Despite there being two hot new ladies in the house, Slimeball has relegated himself to hanging out with the substitute teacher (and his substitute for female attention). Luke has hassled him more than Frank and all he did was exist. I should have known targeting his sense of self was the only way to break him.

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They are cooking in a separate pot for the vegan chick. News delivered by the Iranian. Girls almost swooned with appreciation.

Lvke thinks Rocketleague is dumb and just like that I like him even more.

Kitchen cam is too loud... They need to tell the people at the kitchen island to go hang out elsewhere, this shit is giving me a headache.
 
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Karen Horney said:
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She was given a mission to make sure Brandon does not have any friends.
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Burt is very likely to be voted out of the house. If Binx fails this mission, she's definitely cooked too. Sam should've shown receipts while giving her the mission. Or hell, maybe do it ASAP. She's fucking up badly.
 
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Gotta say I'm impressed. I was kinda half expecting production/Jet to lie about what was going to happen and for some major rugpull to happen. But they were actually fully telling the truth and not only that they've truly gotten people who are even stupider and more vapid than the "oldfish" by a mile.
 
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