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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%
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Blitzsneed said:
Burt is very likely to be voted out of the house. If Binx fails this mission, she's definitely cooked too. Sam should've shown receipts while giving her the mission.
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I don't think the "mission" that Binx was given will mean she is kicked if she fails at it. Sam is just trying to make sure the gay kiddy drag show guy has a "hard few days".
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Breezy just said she works for a weapons contractor that makes ballistic missiles for the US government. Oh man, it's a tough time to have security clearance!
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Chances are she'll leave the show early after being concerned about her security clearance (like the nurse woman who was concerned about losing her medical license) and then sell her panties via her instagram lol
 
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This article from Brandon's website goes into a bit more detail about how he witnessed his dad kill somebody:

"Hilton grew up in Pacolet, a rural small town in Spartanburg County, South Carolina, about 60 miles southwest of Charlotte. He said he was 2 years old when his dad began beating and molesting him, and when he was 7, his dad shot and killed his mom’s boyfriend in front of him at a McDonald’s. He’s been in prison ever since."

He also owns 6 pet pigs that he keeps in the home, lmao. (Also, I want Breezy broken)
 
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I missed out on all the new people arriving and not sure what's going on. I saw Luke is back but are all of the other people aware what Fishtank/Famous House is and are plants? or did they bring in a bunch of unaware noobs?
 
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foam rolla said:
I missed out on all the new people arriving and not sure what's going on. I saw Luke is back but are all of the other people aware what Fishtank/Famous House is and are plants? or did they bring in a bunch of unaware noobs?
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unaware noobs
they're not only unaware but they are of the most turbo normie variety possible
 
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The black lady has to be a plant, it just has to be.

Im lowkey afraid of the chance that she might not a plant, if she is for real she may end up being a supercharged Summer
 
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foam rolla said:
I missed out on all the new people arriving and not sure what's going on. I saw Luke is back but are all of the other people aware what Fishtank/Famous House is and are plants? or did they bring in a bunch of unaware noobs?
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They're all normies, only plant is Luke.
 
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Morte said:
This article from Brandon's website goes into a bit more detail about how he witnessed his dad kill somebody:

"Hilton grew up in Pacolet, a rural small town in Spartanburg County, South Carolina, about 60 miles southwest of Charlotte. He said he was 2 years old when his dad began beating and molesting him, and when he was 7, his dad shot and killed his mom’s boyfriend in front of him at a McDonald’s. He’s been in prison ever since."

He also owns 6 pet pigs that he keeps in the home, lmao. (Also, I want Breezy broken)
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Wow, they found The Raped!
 
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hauntedgraffiti said:
Burt has royally fucked up and creeped out every new fish. Brandon, Tony, and Breezy are already conspiring to vote him out.

Actually crazy that his undoing may not be fucking up being a plant, but asking everyone their age, job, relationship status, and sexual orientation within five seconds of meeting them. Oh and telling everyone he is an unfiltered hypersexual porn star in that same five seconds, constantly, unprompted. Turns out normal people find that intensely creepy!
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He'll go out with a bang (he hopes). The least Brandon can do is open his prolapsed hole for the good sport before he says goodbye. Burt has provided so much entertainment over the course of the season, leaving now wouldn't be a detriment to anyone if the don't plan to Fish Tank the rest of the season. I don't think this set of fish could gel with his personality the way characters like Alex did, and Breezy and Luke have already proven to be content churners so I'm confident they might be able to make it work without him. Prior to seeing the cast, I was worried about having a more boring version of the first half of the season but I already feel like my doubts have been disproven. This has been an amazing Day 1 (Part 2).

They've just announced Computer. Breezy HATES AI and so I hope Computer harasses her to total Horse Girl Death (in Minecraft).

For Luke aficionados. Buy low, never sell.

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lol computer just did a TTS saying: "Hi Jobe!" before it switched quickly to the next message
This confused the fuck out of Burt temporarily.

They're fucking with him

(for context: production has told everyone in the den that the AI watches the show and learns from what is happening etc, so it is "computer" once again. It looks also like production is once again allowing through moderated/manually selected TTS from users if they fit in with the computer/AI narrative)
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Breezy just said she works for a weapons contractor that makes ballistic missiles for the US government. Oh man, it's a tough time to have security clearance!
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She actually said that she works in R&D for new "building products" to make sure they're "safe before they can go in peoples homes". She said she has a youtube channel all about the safety and testing methods and that's where the ballistic missile came from. She builds fake houses and fires a "missile" at them to see what happens.
 
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