Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[SentinentCloud]

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She isn't exactly HIDEOUS
but I still think he's talking about some "spiritual child in CWCville" or something like that, no sex involved.

you are coping sir

she will carry the gunt

 

[Spunt]

News is spreading to the normie Internet. This is from a WH40k Facebook group of all things:

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

Do you think Chris will mandate government/god issued girlfriends when the merge occurs?

 

[Ygolonac]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

Forget looksmaxxing, Incels need to be raping your own mother and going to prison maxxing. Become the most infamous person on the internet. It's time to admit Chris Mogs us all. Miyamoto will be buying the rights to Sonichu for billions any day now.

 

[AnOminous]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

Not really. She's maybe a little chubby, she dresses in loose clothes, and looks a bit like a Cabbage Patch doll, hence that nickname, but even though we only have blurry pictures of her, she isn't some deformed ogre.

Barb was 40 when she had Chris, and most women don't go through menopause until some time around 45 to 50.

Yeah but by that point, while males are producing a bunch of tard sperm, at least there's some competition to get to the egg so it isn't all tard jizz. By the time a woman is that age, every single egg cell in her body is that age.

Tard jizz+tard egg+tard genes on both sides is not favorable for a normal outcome.

 

[Ygolonac]

If this is a thing, the child has no chance of a normal life and will likely be a trainwreck. Fucking hell, this is kinda depressing.

You have to kind of hope the kid comes out pretty retarded and autistic. It's honestly a mercy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be born neurotypical with Chris-Chan as your father. let ignorance be bliss and have the apple not fall far from the tree.

 

[Aqua Panda]

If real, this is honestly worse than Barb being raped/molested by her own son. We're talking about Chris-chan bringing an innocent child into this world. If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexually abuse/molest her.

This is quite possibly the darkest and most depressing turn things could have taken. It's beyond laughing at a lolcow and has crossed into horrorcow territory.

I just hope weens realize that all the false CPS reports that will come will only make it harder to nail his ass to the wall when the legitimate time comes.

Fuck it all.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

So many people are saying “explain this incels”



he got laid…



in his 40s…

 

[Snack Cracker]

Not really. She's maybe a little chubby, she dresses in loose clothes, and looks a bit like a Cabbage Patch doll, hence that nickname, but even though we only have blurry pictures of her, she isn't some deformed ogre.

She’s way cuter than he deserves, but he deserves roughly nothing so that’s not hard.

She keeps her hair healthy and clean, cute round face, petite and thin, seems to understand what normal clothing is.

 

[SentinentCloud]

If real, this is honestly worse than Barb being raped/molested by her own son. We're talking about Chris-chan bringing an innocent child into this world. If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexual abuse/molest her.

This is quite possibly the darkest and most depressing turn things could have taken. It's beyond laughing at a lolcow and has crossed into horrowcow territory.

I just hope weens realize that all the false CPS reports that will come will only make it harder to nail his ass to the wall when the legitimate time comes...

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calm down

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

You have to kind of hope the kid comes out pretty retarded and autistic. It's honestly a mercy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be born neurotypical with Chris-Chan as your father. let ignorance be bliss and have the apple not fall far from the tree.

Normally, I wouldn't want a child to be born retarded. I can't believe I'm saying this; I'd hope the same.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

If this is a thing, the child has no chance of a normal life and will likely be a trainwreck. Fucking hell, this is kinda depressing.

I see it turning out something Dadivito after the years of abuse and brainwashing they will have to put up with from Chris.
If you are not sure who that is there is a whole Youtube video explaining what happened to the son of a cult leader who made Children believe he was Jesus and then raped them and brought them up to believe it was normal. The Cult leader's son Davidito was raised as the chosen one but turned on the cult, killed one of the members and then himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdHAx_lZqo

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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She isn't exactly HIDEOUS
but I still think he's talking about some "spiritual child in CWCville" or something like that, no sex involved.

That's pretty blurry but she looks...kinda hot? Does he get any money aside from SSI? I can't understand her motive here...

Do you think Chris will mandate government/god issued girlfriends when the merge occurs?

One can only hope, we need to save the White and jap races! ...But maybe it'll be a monkey's paw situation and the government issued girlfriends will be black or trans.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If it's female, there is a now a legitimate chance Chris will sexual abuse/molest her.

Her name will be Crystal Weston Chandler and the prophecy from 2003 will be fulfilled.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

chris will have a family before josh does

And everyone in the WHT!

Barb was 40 when she had Chris, and most women don't go through menopause until some time around 45 to 50.

Average age for menopause is 52. 45 is somewhat early for actual menopause (perimenopause is different). That said, it can happen and would be within a "normal" range, as the general range is 45-55.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

bold of you to assume he wont molest if its a boy either

The boy having a pickle may be his only saving grace.

 

[SentinentCloud]

I can't understand her motive here...

for the lulz ofc

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

Earlier, in a different thread, I wrote out a post making an argument for why we might be nearing the true "end" of christory. As I finished it, something compelled me not to post it.

Now I know. The next saga begins.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Chris has been well beyond mindfucked enough to believe he fucked her without actually doing so. There is a 99% chance that this is BS. If it isn't, shit will get crazier than ever.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

for the lulz ofc

The long con Werk. What a commitment to the bit!