Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

 

[Frofo Baggis]

It's hard to know whether Chris having a boy or a girl will be worse. We know he needs to fulfil the prophecy of Crystal so if it's a boy, he's no doubt trooning it out. However if it's a girl, he's no doubt molesting her.

 

[Troonos]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

It's a real shame the government can't file some kind of injunction to give Chris a compulsory emergency sterilization.

 

[SentinentCloud]

It's hard to know whether Chris having a boy or a girl will be worse. We know he needs to fulfil the prophecy of Crystal so if it's a boy, he's no doubt trooning it out. However if it's a girl, he's no doubt molesting her.

bold of you to assume he wont molest if its a boy either

 

[SomeSpook]

Imagine how retarded the kid will be. This will be super retard.

 

[ENDTOPII]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

> CWC Maxxing
> sonichu rizz

I can already see the PUA online courses with Chris as the case study to prove anyone can make it.

 

[Zeta Reticulan]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

She looks like a blonde cabbage patch kid who is allegedly 30.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Quite the bombshell after almost three years of no content.

 

[WEEKEND]

Oh God no.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

to he fair that's a shit argument
that's like saying there's no hunger or poverty because there's some neuteitional value in dog poo on the sidewalk

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Chris is going to have to share his toys.

I am 100% sure Chris will be sharing his adult toys with his kid.
This kid is going to be ignored, yelled at, rape, and raised to believe their father is their mother and their mother is both Jesus Christ and a Pokemon, hard to see how any kid could be born with a worse hand.

 

[Quijibo69]

I couldn't think this year couldn't get any worse. I thought Trump was giving us hope. HOPE!

 

[Ed Special]

If so, that would also kind of confirm that Flutter is 20-35 or so, atleast probably not any older than 35. Most likely under 30 then actually.

Barb was 40 when she had Chris, and most women don't go through menopause until some time around 45 to 50.

 

[Drain Todger]

The random.txt on my screen says ”plant your seed in my greasy pussy”.

An ill omen.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Welp, this is how the Antichrist is brought in to the world. Ralph's kids were just harbingers for the real thing.

 

[Nickolas Gurr]

He found a consenting unrelated white non-tranny who isn't eggless to breed with? That should be proof "incels" don't exist, anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough (I'm assuming she's fat and/or ugly at least).

She isn't exactly HIDEOUS
but I still think he's talking about some "spiritual child in CWCville" or something like that, no sex involved.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

The world started spinning when I read this, my thoughts grew louder as my room shrank around me. This can't be real, right?

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
View attachment 6680187
I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

The antichrist is upon us

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

If this is a thing, the child has no chance of a normal life and will likely be a trainwreck. Fucking hell, this is kinda depressing.

 

[Random Internet Person]

As the Anchuent Prophecies foretold.

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I have no words. Maybe Chris really has divine powers.

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...Oh no.


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OH NO.


...Crystal Chandler Sonichu is going to be a start of a new human subspecies.
I'm praying for God to turn a blind eye to her father's blasphemy and have mercy on that poor child's soul.

And here I was thinking Ethan Ralph becoming a father would cause the farms to melt down.

May God have mercy on us all.

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I want off this crazy ride.

I’m sorry but the skeleton has made things very clear.