Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

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I increased the size with an AI image upscaler plugin in Photoshop, what even is that hanging down by her knees?

So glad she slid them piggy toe splays into backless shoes. Closed toe. Take notes, Anna.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

https://www.tiktok.com/@virginiegrossat/video/7440442967753526560

I'm so excited to see her full speech, so I've been waiting for someone to upload a clip or something somewhere. This is all I found so far, it's someone else's, maybe another of the other speakers. It's in French but it has Tess in motion in her dress, lumbering onto the stage, and really "glowing" in the face. There's a quick cut to a skinny on the stage that is quite jarring.

Holy shit, that belly shake when she laughed. Her face is slowly sinking in fat. What super genetics does this bitch have if she doesn't have Lord Beetus?

 

[Barbarella]

Anna O'Brien has knees like that. The thigh fat droops down over the knee, front and back. Imagine doing anything when you can’t bend your knee due to fat.

Truly horrifying.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

https://www.tiktok.com/@virginiegrossat/video/7440442967753526560

I'm so excited to see her full speech, so I've been waiting for someone to upload a clip or something somewhere. This is all I found so far, it's someone else's, maybe another of the other speakers. It's in French but it has Tess in motion in her dress, lumbering onto the stage, and really "glowing" in the face. There's a quick cut to a skinny on the stage that is quite jarring.

Lmao idk who this French-speaking cow is but she sounds pathetic. She said she drove 2 hours to see her "idol" that she's been following for 10 years and that Tess's speech was so good that the whole room was crying by the end of it. Sure Jan.

Ps I'm just gonna pretend that weird thing hanging down by her knees is her cunt because it's giving lulz.

 

[NoReturn]

Hungover after partying after her Tedx-Talk-Tessy

$50 on a pizza Tessy

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Hungover after partying after her Tedx-Talk-Tessy
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$50 on a pizza Tessy

Yep every anorexic guzzles calorie-dense alcohol until 5am and spends $50 on pizza lol

 

[autogynephobia]

"I love Switzerland. I'm not neutral about it."

Fuck me, that's actually halfway clever. Shows more knowledge of history than I would expect from hungover Tess Holliday, anyway.

 

[multiverse]

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I increased the size with an AI image upscaler plugin in Photoshop, what even is that hanging down by her knees?

Those are her knee fupas. She has had them for years.

I'm more astounded that she got her feet shoved into a pair of clogs-meet-court shoes. Them ankles and hoofs were rising up like fresh bread dough from the second she waddled out onto stage. Do you think she was too embarrassed to ask for a chair, or that the Swiss were shitlords and laughed at the very idea of needing one?

I wonder if either of the strawberry dresses (the "iconic" pink and the never-seen-on-Tess black one) will be part of the sale? Because I think her selling the pink strawberry dress would be the best indicator for how desperate she is.

I could have sworn she put the pink strawberry dress up on her depop years ago, but I don't think it sold.

The black version in size "holy shit, thar she blows!" has never been seen by anyone, and I suspect she may have gotten stuck in it and had to cut it off, leading to throwing the dress away in shame.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I could have sworn she put the pink strawberry dress up on her depop years ago, but I don't think it sold.

The black version in size "holy shit, thar she blows!" has never been seen by anyone, and I suspect she may have gotten stuck in it and had to cut it off, leading to throwing the dress away in shame.

I thought she loaned both of them out to a fellow fatty, and never got them back?

 

[The Hardest R]

She’s never shown off wearing the black strawberry dress. She hyped it up for several months but she stopped mentioning it eventually. The speculative consensus at the time here was that she outfatted the dress and couldn’t get it altered enough to fit her. It likely resides in whatever landfill the City of Long Beach uses for their trash.

The strawberry dress I don’t think was ever given away. It too likely got outfatted but it served her purpose. It has never been sold to anyone, or she’s never mentioned it got sold or put up for sale.

"I love Switzerland. I'm not neutral about it."

Fuck me, that's actually halfway clever. Shows more knowledge of history than I would expect from hungover Tess Holliday, anyway.

She likely got told that joke or she saw it somewhere at the airport. No way is that a Tess Hoolliday Original

 

[Slightly Worthless]

I'm so excited to see her full speech, so I've been waiting for someone to upload a clip or something somewhere. This is all I found so far, it's someone else's, maybe another of the other speakers

Here's an archive of that TikTok video. Could get deleted because it's extremely unflattering.

Are those fat rolls?

Yes

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Her knee gunts are amazing, in a "Was that bigfoot??!" kinda horrifying way. Major cryptid energy. The bright lights reflecting off the stage and up her dress is quite a look.

I'm amazed she stood up the whole time. We can probably credit adrenalin and a liver-endangering dose of painkillers. Does anyone know how long her speech was?

The haircut was a massive mistake. It emphasizes how round her face is now. It also looks very John Waters movie, which doesn't exactly scream "supermodel".

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Her knee gunts are amazing, in a "Was that bigfoot??!" kinda horrifying way. Major cryptid energy. The bright lights reflecting off the stage and up her dress is quite a look.

I'm amazed she stood up the whole time. We can probably credit adrenalin and a liver-endangering dose of painkillers. Does anyone know how long her speech was?

The haircut was a massive mistake. It emphasizes how round her face is now. It also looks very John Waters movie, which doesn't exactly scream "supermodel".

You can see in the video her shoe change and the shuffling that fats do when their feet and knees are in peak pain.

 

[Dr. Butt]

She could get a minecraft sponsorship.

ETA:

 

[multiverse]

You can see in the video her shoe change and the shuffling that fats do when their feet and knees are in peak pain.

Yep, she kicked off her black mules-that-want-to-be-court-shoes as soon as humanly possible, and got someone to bend down on her behalf and lace her into some white trainers for the meet and greet.

It's better than the IRL "protest" stunt she did for Penningtons in a Canadian subway station, where she kicked off the heels they gave her and walked that busy subway barefoot.

 

[IBrokeBob]

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Are those fat rolls?

Here's an archive of that TikTok video. Could get deleted because it's extremely unflattering.
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Yes
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To me, the bows look like little scissors printed the wrapping of a big ham to help you know where to cut to release the beast before popping it into an oven.

I would have loved to seen little pineapple rings printed on the dress, because that is how we dress hams in the south before we bake them.

Its the holidays my peeps, please make sure your holiday ham is dressed better than the Tess Holiday Ham.

and for the love of god, keep your ham away from Tess, lest some poor frail soul be caught up in the violence that happens when Tests sees food and an innocent soul is caught in the middle.

If approached by a Tess Holiday this season, experts recommend tossing Little Debbie Christmas cakes at it to distract it and escape it by walking at a snails pace which will exceed her top speed as she lumbers after you, screeching.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Her knee fat looks like a frog’s butt.

There‘s no way I would have ever gotten up in front of people in that condition, presumably giving a woman-power, hear us roar speech so kudos to her, I guess? But then again, I’m not a delusional, obese narcissist.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

That cut is embarrassing.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

So Tess has a calf the size of a normal womans thigh. Not that we sidnt know that but its a jarring comparison..

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

So Tess has a calf the size of a normal womans thigh. Not that we sidnt know that but its a jarring comparison..

Notice how both women’s left elbows are in the same spot, relative to the curtain behind them. Tess is so fat her arms can’t hang straight down, so the rest of her body, and her feet are much further to the left of the screen than the thin woman’s feet.

I am bored at work today and I think I will try to spend the next 15 minutes with my elbows out about 12” from my waist and see what happens.
Eta: I didn’t last long. I kept banging my elbows on door jambs. This is not the life for me.