Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Chris didn't get the cock chop, mostly because of his prison term, and the closest he got was the attempt to cut his taint.
I know at some point even after the troonout he tried to be the sperm donor for a lesbian couple (trolls) and started freezing his own splooge with the hopes he could one day get a womb implanted and self-impregnate... even though it goes without saying that's absurd on so many levels (for one, pretty sure medical freezers do not work the same way as the ones you keep the ice cubes and frozen peas in). He wouldn't lose his willy unless it meant being able to get pregnant himself, but I guess that's all irrelevant now hell really has frozen over now he's apparently managed to reproduce the old fashioned way.
 
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Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
My fucking God. I hope the child's name is something normal and Chris discards his tranny identity when he becomes a dad
 
Real talk though raising a child is incredibly expensive. I have no idea how he pays his bills, but dude is gonna need to start making a lot more money if he's expecting to keep his kid(s)
More than cost I'd worry about them killing the baby by accidentally dropping it or neglecting it while it cries assuming it even arrives healthy. There are many things that kill babies, even a soft crib.
 
I'm slightly reassure that Fatty spent so much time tucking his dick between his ass cheeks he probably has a sperm count in the single digits.

I'm not going to believe Fatty knocked up his pooner GF until I see a child. I believe Fatty wants a baby sure, he'd love to have a little mini-me to play with use as an excuse to do even more childish shit but he is in no way capable of taking care of himself, let alone a child.
 
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If reincarnation is real, how evil did you have to be in a past life to end up reincarnated as the child of Chris-chan?
This evil

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It would be easy to say Adolf too, but we all know he reincarnated into Movieblob
 
the one thing I think people are not considering is chris usually doesn't respond to donation messages that he considers trolls or trying to bait him, in fact he usually bans people or verbally tells the chat off for it. He's not completely stupid and knows when a ween is trying to bait him into saying something unsavory or something that makes him look bad. The fact he answered it seems to indicate he took the question seriously and was responding seriously.
 
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