Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Craus8]

Can't wait for kiddo to be taken away by the state and formally adopted by Clyde Cash.

Liquid will fight for the babys custody as the true and honest father

 

[Lookie-lou]

Don't troons cut their dicks off?

How?

a lot of AGP 'transbian' troons don't because they just want to get their dicks in places it doesnt belong; inside lesbians and the showers, locker rooms.

If there is a way to be a high octane degenerate faggot, while remaining technically straight; they found it.

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

Did Chris make sure to leave gallons of his jizz in glass tuperware in finland? Could be how he believes that is gonna have a kid come into the world and its somebody telling him they are using the jizz for artificially induced pregnancy (invetro fertilization?).

 

[demicolon]

@Marvin You had one job, Sir.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I hope he means a child in his weird alternate dimension.

Thinking about how much that child's life will fail and basically have no chance makes me incredibly sad and worried. Almost to the same likes as the children born in the Sammie thread.

 

[ChampFantana]

isn´t Movieblob an old ass man? same with boogie?

Yes he is. He's a literal 42 year old virgin.

It's fucking HILARIOUS that he's a much bigger loser than Chris Chan.

 

[Mad Hunter]

Well, I look forward to the child's thread on kf one day. We all know that cow+cow=cow
Poor calf

Take the poor thing out to the backyard and shoot it. Honestly, I cannot imagine living with people like that, let alone functioning.

 

[Captain Ahab]

If both of them are autistic, it’s almost guaranteed that the child will be autistic. Like 50% to 75% chance according to ChatGPT. Chris Chan being older increases the odds even further.

It’s statistically likely the child will be even lower functioning that Chris Chan. Basically two retards will be stuck with a retarded child. Something that even normal well-adjusted people struggle to deal with.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Hi everyone! Haven't been on the farms in a few days, what's goi...OH FUCKING HELL NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS NO!

I hope and pray this is Chris's autistic idea of a joke or some sort of weird merge reference, and it's not a real thing. How anyone could even think of having a child with that absolute hazard to humanity's sanity is beyond belief. Please god don't ever leave Chris alone with a baby or a young child. Or even any child. He's just so fucking stupid that god knows what bullshit he'll come out with or do to/with them. Even discounting the very high chance of the kid being more autistic than all the autism combined into one Captain Planet (of autism).

What the hell kind of timeline is this? Make it stop.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes he is. He's a literal 42 year old virgin.

It's fucking HILARIOUS that he's a much bigger loser than Chris Chan.

The only thing movie has over Chris is that at least his family still likes him, maybe.

Chris though has a more adventurous life in comparison and he has people who support him more for doing the bare minimum shit and being cyberbullied nearly 20 years ago.

 

[Judge Holden]

As of now it hit xitter


The peasants seem to be trying to find light in the horrific dark

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

this is why we should've never stopped sterilizing tards btw

 

[An unusual anus]

The babby comes out either:

1. Barely dark, just ugly, deformed, with curly hair, protruding teef (octaroon).
2. Somewhat dark, with noticable negroid features, such as the wide nose, big lips, low IQ, etc. (quadroon).
3. An obvious mulatto product of deliberate miscegenation, a human pitbull with dark skin, hideous skull shape and generally awful physiognomy. (half–African American or Caribbean).
4. An absolute Uruk-Hai la luz extinguido unholy creature of the night, the ultimate American citizen, devourer of pet animals and fentanyl. Will likely consume his white devil parents alive. Not even quads can stop it. (half–actual purebred, sub-Saharan African textbook Negroid).

I'm betting on number 3.

 

[triforce9001]

At this point, it seems like it's a law of nature that suffering must increase. If this is true, I hope the kid is placed for adoption and turns out normal somehow.

 

[al-Batross]

If both of them are autistic, it’s almost guaranteed that the child will be autistic. Like 50% to 75% chance according to ChatGPT. Chris Chan being older increases the odds even further.

It’s statistically likely the child will be even lower functioning that Chris Chan. Basically two retards will be stuck with a retarded child. Something that even normal well-adjusted people struggle to deal with.

It honestly might be a kindness if the child is extra low functioning, at least it may not be aware of the hell it exists in.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

BOLLOCKS NO!

oh hey it's Bri'ish slang

Anyway yep. Recall how "Honor Roll" was with the dogs and cats? Now, can you imagine someone who is mentally single digit trying to raise a likely extremely autistic child?

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Chris won in the end because even he managed to have a family before Josh, most if not all of his other trolls, and probably you who's reading this very post.
Inceldom is a hoax.
Darwin was proven wrong.

Time is the ultimate judge.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Inceldom is a hoax.
Darwin was proven wrong.

nah

I think the chances of an incel getting laid are low, but not at zero. Same with "Honor Roll" getting laid. "Flutter" just happens to be one of the very few women on this planet who may be attracted to him, and they met up, in defiance of the odds. After he incested.

In other words, it's a freak occurence involving a freak.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It honestly might be a kindness if the child is extra low functioning, at least it may not be aware of the hell it exists in.

Yeah but it will cost the taxpayers millions over the course of his child’s life. It’s not like Chris is gonna get a six figure job to pay for his tardling. The state will foot the bill for everything.

 

[frozen_runner]

I read this headline and started thinking about The Omen for some reason.