🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Pitckus]

Clip of one of the whores getting out of bed with no pants on

Spoiler: NSFW

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I thought this was supposed to be a gay male dating show. Where is her dick?

 

[neger psykolog]

Burt has been sitting in bed doing what he does best: burting. (while most of the house is still asleep and someone is sleeping under him on the bunk bed -no idea who, I think it is the mormon dude)
someone in chat said he had been doing it on and off since 6 AM (house time now is 7:45 AM)

I have no idea how he manages this shit.

 

[DotDem]

I slept early just to wake up to this. I’m more left leaning than most people on the forum but what Brandon did is fucking gross and says a lot of the normie progressive hegemony that only Luke and Kevin could condemn it.

Saying drag isn’t sexual in nature is a lot like the cope furries say. Even if you think that, the community has proven that kids should not be within it.

Saying he's guilty of that is only one step removed from saying Temu is guilty for selling clothes that are then used for similar purposes.

Imagine comparing an individual to an evil chink corporation lol.

 

[Giant Machine]

Simbal was a good heel for the show and this was a terrible way for him to go out.

I'm sorry but Simbal got the best elimination he could get for taking the side of a child predator cause Luke pushed him 4 weeks ago. Luke lived in his brain rent free the whole time. Simbal even complained about Luke to freeloaders weeks after he was gone. So, goodbye Simbal and hopefully you understand what happened and why.

 

[itogi]

while most of the house is still asleep and someone is sleeping under him on the bunk bed -no idea who, I think it is the mormon dude

It's definitely Kevin

 

[Xastur]

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The fuck is this

damn I didn't know sammy was making enough money from this to hire THE auntie jemima to whip up some of mammi's famous mornin' silver dollars

 

[itogi]

Star is working out in the Yard

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

What’s up with these degenerates and not wearing underwear? They’re in the same room as three or four other girls

 

[Giant Machine]

What’s up with these degenerates and not wearing underwear? They’re in the same room as three or four other girls

Imagine the smell

 

[neger psykolog]

Star is working out in the Yard
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How long until Sam Hyde challenges her to a boxing match?
She's already proven herself as being more physically capable and showing more initiative than like 99% of people that come on fishtank lol

 

[Pitckus]

Imagine the smell

Of pussy?
No thanks, I am STRAIGHT.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Luke has now cracked 10k endorsements, getting closer to overtaking Burt who has lost around 1.5k over the last day.

 

[Queesechake]

 

[retard strength II]

Feels posting big time, watching Luke's initial confrontation with the drag queen turn into a group confrontation that immediately went to shit as he was overridden by a bunch of brainwashed progessives and the slimy little shit himself completely lying about his grooming and involvement beat up my emotions bad and overrode most of my prior feelings about FT, gave me 2020 "am I the only sane fucking person here" flashbacks. Dude stayed strong and really did try to calmly explain the issue to a few others. At least Kevin "got it". It can feel maddening to stand alone even in moral righteousness.

I don't care so much about "playing the game correctly/logically" or whatever shit now. If any of the finalists had sided with Luke on this, even subtly, production would have covered for them during elimination and all four should have had the room read to do so even if they didn't have the guts to on their own. Losers!

 

[Cactus Concerto]

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, Star is absolutely 2.0's Smaack for me and I hate it. I don't fuck with her moral compass (re: drag kids), but I respect this 60 year old woman waking up early and getting some fucking exercise in.



She's fucking GOING. B.U.R.T has been replaced by S.T.A.R: Substitute Teacher and Ripped



I'm watching her instead of Burt, it's so over. You truly can only have one hire of color at a time.



L is for the way you look at me
U is for the ultra love I feel
K is kindly, killer, knightly king (not Hitler!)
E is even more than everyone that I've adored

Yeah, Luke is who I choose to win it all
Luke is very, very extra Aryan, baby
Love was made for me and you



Kevin is going to lead the charge on Burt's elimination, that's the depressed and resigned vibe I'm getting from this man.



"Do you know what time it is?" is the first question they ask each other after a brief good morning. Remember when watches were cool? Those funny little things that went on your wrist and told the time?



Tony would nut if he saw this.



Might I unleash my inner Jeet and say excuse me but those arms, saar. Hug redeem?



No one tell Luke I was here.



Men are so disrespectful, they say women are selfish sleepers and steal the blankets all the time but if they do, WHAT'S THIS? HUH? JUST BECAUSE TONY SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD BOTTOM AND THINK IT'S NOT GAY AS LONG AS HE MOANS OUT BRO A FEW TIMES DOESN'T MEAN HE ISN'T A LITTLE SLEEPING TORTILLA RIGHT NOW. DON'T COME AT ME WITH YOUR PATRIARCHAL BULLSHIT, YOU SEE IT! I SEE IT!



Anyway, back to the actual meat of this show now that Slimeball is gone.

When the sun hits your eye
Like a meteorite
That's my Lukey
When you sleep like a king
Nice and snug, conscience clean
That's my Lukey

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

Only remaining glimmer of hope is Gianna (who didn't support Brandon) and Luke copulating and creating an aryan baby army.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I'm sorry but Simbal got the best elimination he could get for taking the side of a child predator cause Luke pushed him 4 weeks ago. Luke lived in his brain rent free the whole time. Simbal even complained about Luke to freeloaders weeks after he was gone. So, goodbye Simbal and hopefully you understand what happened and why.

Frank and a few others attacked him, but he can handle that to a point. Even the name calling and mocking his accent.

But Luke diminished him with a smirk on his face. Indians really fucking hate that, not being taken seriously and treated like a stupid child.

 

[neger psykolog]

Luke has now cracked 10k endorsements, getting closer to overtaking Burt who has lost around 1.5k over the last day.
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Where are the endorsements even coming from?
It feels like several thousand endorsements have materialized out of thin air (I didn't keep track of overall numbers though).

It's obviously no small coincidence that while this is happening they suddenly update the design of the contestants page to make it in ranked order too.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Luke has now cracked 10k endorsements, getting closer to overtaking Burt who has lost around 1.5k over the last day.
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People are still catching up on what happened, so Luke's going to be #1 soon. When I get on PC the Nigger Cyborg gets -1 and Luke gets +1.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Where are the endorsements even coming from?
It feels like several thousand endorsements have materialized out of thin air (I didn't keep track of overall numbers though).

It's obviously no small coincidence that while this is happening they suddenly update the design of the contestants page to make it in ranked order too.

3am mail in votes are getting dropped off.

The contestant page was terrible to look at last night due to the vast amount of fish, with 31 entries sitting on the page. The page needed a redesign and they did a good job to fix it.

Luke's endorsements were slowing down, around 1am it was around 8.2kish. Not too surprised that votes have been trickling in through as people catch up on YouTube clips. He is the only likable fish so people are flocking towards him.