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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,033
sams more gassed than fatty!
To be fair he was literally dying the other day of super strain killer covid.
Is sam’s ultimate goal with fatty to get him into influencer boxing?
I think Sam just likes helping in the end.
Originally Sam was pretty dismissal of Fatty losing weight but he has actually put in effort so helping him more seems to be a sign of respect.
 
I shitpost about Burt a lot on this shitposting forum, but he's genuinely endearing in a way that most people who don't have a retarded schizo in their lives wouldn't understand. Yes, he's massive sex pest, but he literally is not capable of understanding right from wrong. He's barely functioning enough to occasionally pretend that his brain works, but the Famous House 2 environment has been especially damaging for him. He needs to be removed from society for everybody's safety.

I think Famous House 1.0/Fishtank were more damaging to him tbh, might be good to get his ego back in check here. The first month was nothing but gassing him up and encouraging his sex freak/schizo tendencies, which is why he felt entirely comfortable telling a dozen 2.0 strangers within minutes that he's an absolute sexual degenerate who backronym'ed his name to inform you that he fucks dude butt without a condom. He at least had some restraint in the first week of Famous House.
 
Brandon speaks out
It's so obvious this guy found the dumb Buzzfeed article from 2016 during the whole Adult Swim downfall and is running off that. Sam never said anything defamatory, his reaction was based off the evidence presented to him by other MDE Chuds/production (or pre-empted who fucking knows at this point). A good lawyer will look at this contract and tell this faggot straight to his face that it's airtight and gg.

You lose! Good day sir.
 
Luke is just too good. How can one man have all this power?
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Power naps in the locker room.
 
Why? Luke was there for 5 days, was a plant and didn't even have to put up with Frank Hassle. There is no way Frank Hassle would've actually bothered him anyway.

What's the point of "le epic hell house" if the people that actually went through the hell house part have someone who failed 5 days in rejoin right near the end and get given the prize?
Hes the only one who seems to have any character, in a house full of frankly deliberate pearl clutching snakes, but is still willing to drop into character and be a dick in the way Jobe was, albeit more direct than Jobe being kind of backhanded. But he stands out for that, while the rest of the fish will pull back and go with the flow in order to not get hammered down, doing the same shit theyre judging and attacking other people for. Whether or not hes playing a character he seems more genuine and likeable, plus seeing someone get ganged up on, you kinda root for them a bit. TBF he also reminds me of an old friend of mine.

Binx is kinda causing shit now too I guess which is funny; Lukes 'thing' may be cringe with the pans but to me, 'hell house' itself is kinda cringe when you get people like Frank or even Fatty in and Fatty just yells and Frank just fucks with peoples stuff or physically intimidates them. To me it should be less about breaking the rules and more about pushing the envelope.

Breezy being a princess about shit is kinda funny too, especially with her fake ass looking hat and cheap looking boots.
Clip of one of the whores getting out of bed with no pants on
I think thats Alex/Alice B girl and she climbed into bed with the new asian girl Lili I think, you think they did anything? Ive heard women say they sleep naked but the no pants alone thing is weird. Also why do none of them wear underwear?

Not even being a coomer to it, I kinda feel like Alice or Alex was kind of a bitch, she was the one going 'we dont want a conservative house' over the drama but otherwise didnt seem to care one way or the other, but she mentioned her boyfriend working on Law and Order I think within 5 minutes of entering, was talking with people about her pride and she 'didnt come here to do anything like that'.

Mostly though to compare it to Burt who wants to fuck SO BAD to the point of being annoying and spastically beating off and got turned down, especially by Brandon, who he was simping for the fact that she came here and was at the least getting kinda close and climbing into bed with people within like 12 hours is kinda funny to me. Its the gay dating show meme.
 
I don't really know why they invited like more girls than guys, unless they really just wanted binx/payton to win, it's gonna end up being coddle tank with all the guys being voted out first.
you really think production is good at their jobs?
. Seems fucking hellish.
it is, there's basically a de facto 20% mark up on everything in america because we have to pay for blacks shoplifting or refusing to pay and dine-n-dashing constantly they also get priority in hiring and hr gives them a chance when being fired. meaning that even if you hire one and they proceed to just sit around not doing shit, it takes at least a month to fire them.

in terms of grades they basically get a 25% boost, meaning even if you're an asian with a 4.0 GPA, some nig that manages to get a 3.1 GPA will get auto accepted to every college. Beyond that even if they fail the smallest tests, they can sue and get millions, no matter how easy the tests are because of the 14th amendment.

Its why they won't allow IQ tests anymore when hiring people. Its insane making a fake resume with a black name and even if you don't have experience in the field getting calls nonstop from HR saying they'll do everything short of sucking your cock to get you the job.
People defending Binx, Payton, and Burt should face the wall.
how about if they defend Nifty? Every Nifty Nigger seems to forget she's a child drag lover too. i think not only should they get the wall, we need to call those users out by name for past nifty support.
. They are lazy druggies who didn't do what they needed to do this should not be shocking
Sam honestly is ok with brandon, if he wasn't then he should force Jet to face some consequences for dropping the ball, but because he won't that means in my mind he really doesn't care that much. it was all heat of the moment stuff
The idea that it was all part of some plan by Jet and Ben is delusional and also giving the wiggers far too much credit.
Sam won't ever say Jet's wrong no matter how much he fucks up. So i really can't believe he's too angry about brandon. Simmons happened in the first season and people have been calling out Jet for being a retard. if Sam won't do something or force someone more competant to take over that just means Sam doesn't actually care. 100% it was a Neptunian idea, the chats proved he was perfectly willing to let the guy stay another day, Sam should say something publically at least by the end of the season for me to be ok with it.
 
With the power of unrelenting weaponized autism, I scrolled back all the way to page 2847 of this thread to find the irredeemably haram photo of the little boy standing next to the fully naked drag queen. The photo is spoilered, as God intended, so click at your own risk:

Brandon keeps claiming it was an "order" that he just fulfilled. It was a gift to the child, and he used the child to promote his brand.

"We were honored that House of Mann chose to gift Lactatia with an amazing drag piece, especially since it was custom to size. It’s hard finding drag-appropriate attire in kid’s sizes."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/9-year-old-drag-queen_n_5a550a30e4b0efe47ebd89da

""We were completely planning on making her something original, but she picked the sequin onesie off the website and loved it," Hilton said in an interview with HuffPost. "So we made one in her size and sent it to her."

Paper Magazine, which featured a puff piece on Lactatia/Brandon: "Hilton, a professional drag queen himself, had heard about the sensational 9-year-old, and fully intended on making something for Lactatia to wear from his clothing line"
https://www.papermag.com/queen-lactatia-house-mann-drag

"Queen Lactatia photographed for huckmagazine" (original post was removed by Instagram for ToS) source: https://simonmercieca.com/2023/04/0...n-are-the-victims-of-the-trans-cult-movement/
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As I suspected, I got some things wrong, but the picture is still as bad as bad can be.

1. The little boy is not looking at the drag queen's tucked junk; instead, he's looking coyly at the camera, one shoulder dropped, and making an O-face. He is standing VERY close to the drag queen; if someone else's child were standing this close to me, I'd step back a pace (80s song by The Police starts playing softly in the background).

2. The little boy is not wearing the brown sequined onesie that Brandon made him; rather, he's wearing a black sateen girl's dress with spaghetti straps that looks like an off-the-rack purchase rather than something Brandon made. It doesn't matter, though, this is the same child that Brandon CUSTOM-MADE a fetish garment for, one that was originally designed for adults.

Brandon makes his entrance to the Tank on page 2815, and the massive amounts of evidence against him, including much evidence of his lies and minimizing, begins shortly thereafter. The House of Mann site was very pornographic, so Brandon KNEW that the site wasn't appropriate for that little boy to look at. There are also multiple nude photos of Brandon, some of them in BDSM fetish-wear, which is actually even worse than just plain nudity. Burn in hell, Brandon, may your nuts be roasted over Satan's open fire for eternity *spits*
 
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