Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Does Lucas ever taken to wandering past downtown Spokane? I've seen quite a few homeless in the Valley and on the Northside, and I've wondered if he was ever one of them.

In the past, yes, very much so. Lucas was a shitty ragman who wandered around downtown Spokane screaming into his phone about how plenty good he is and how the Gen Z women are bigots for not dating him. This was especially true during his homeless stints.

Nowadays, he doesn't get out much. He lives in a nursing home for the exceptional and his health is bad. Plus he has almost no money since the nursing home takes almost all of it.

 

[WonderWino]

In the past, yes, very much so. Lucas was a shitty ragman who wandered around downtown Spokane screaming into his phone about how plenty good he is and how the Gen Z women are bigots for not dating him. This was especially true during his homeless stints.

Nowadays, he doesn't get out much. He lives in a nursing home for the exceptional and his health is bad. Plus he has almost no money since the nursing home takes almost all of it.

On that note, by his own admission, after mallon place gets their cut and he pays for his phone he has $13 left for the month. He's destitute even by homeless ragman standards. Even they make considerably more than that a month just by collecting bottles and panhandling, which I have more respect for because as much as I dislike panhandling at least they're actually going out and doing something to try to get money. Lucas just sits in his bed shirtless whenever he has the opportunity and rants into his phone while demanding people send him money and/or doordash. Lucas is too lazy and entitled to even attempt to pan handle for change, even when he could have potentially made enough money to a steak dinner or two when he was on the street. Says alot about his mentality

Sketchy idiots and companies with seriously ethically questionable histories stopped using twitter! I hate it too! I never liked it even when I used it! says the guy who got banned from it multiple times for using it to creep on little girls, post lunacy and shit that was at best borderline kiddie porn. Remember that stuff you posted on twitter about 13 year old girls in japan lucas? I do

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Yet again lucas doesn't really understand things outside of the simplest black and white concepts. He never said anything about not being able to eat such things, he said they weren't healthy and things needed to change essentially. Doesn't mean he doesn't have them in a limited amount. Unlike you lucas, some people have something called self discipline around food. That said, you're in no position to talk considering the toasterbortions you publicly boast about eating, you stuff yourself like a turkey and then claim to be starving when you can't do that. You've been doing that since at least the 90s with cyril. I'd take mcdonalds over anything you eat lucas, let alone the stuff you make

 

[Bassomatic]

RFK isn't about to have a limb removed for being fat if the man wants a cheeseburger let him have it. Actually, how many push ups can you do Lucas?

Also who's to say he actually ate it not a photo op? We all know much like Lucas Donny eats trash 24/7.

Actually this again shows his anger. RFK has said about people on welfare are fat enough to seriously drain the system. Multiple citations back this. This is Lucas to a T. For a hand full of seeds I grow a good clip of veg but I have a house and room. Not everyone can and they pay more for quality.

It's insane fat people on welfare are the biggest fatties! California even lets you spend food stamps at fast food. Under the guise not everyone can cook. When really it was multi billionaires leaning on gov for more money.

Much like Lucas can't do anything for himself it's insane to give people these options.

Obesity is a serious medical crisis world wide even. Lucas has always been unable to feed himself both fiscally and reasonably. Why is he allowed to choose his diet? He needs care home, payee etc. either Mallon needs to watch him better or he needs to be banned for his health from a pantries.

His choices strain the system and are killing him. Frankly as the boomers age they will turn on people like Lucas that take "their" hospital beds.

Everyone needs more care as they age. Lucas legitimately refuses to bathe or not eat right take meds etc. he's at the end of his life already.

He's a perfect example of people who needed to be locked down for good if family won't do it.

Lucas is why RFK is saying no more sushi for bums. Lucas takes this personally it's the only reason he cares.

My God man they are going to have to take your foot at least, and you're already thinking about gorging! What happened to looking out for others being good? You're actually throwing a tantrum of a fit man eating a junk food treat when you're seriously having a part of you sawn off because you pig out.

Lmao having feet isn't cards for you. Hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

It's insane fat people on welfare are the biggest fatties! California even lets you spend food stamps at fast food. Under the guise not everyone can cook. When really it was multi billionaires leaning on gov for more money.

It's partly because they're fatties, but the food industry actually makes it so the worst foods for you are also the cheapest, especially if you're in some situation where you have no kitchen or are too much of a retard (or often just too lazy) to cook.

The worst thing the Farm Bill does every time it's renewed is massively subsidize corn, leading to bullshit like HFCS being in absolutely everything, which is probably one of the leading causes of the beetus and other things fatties like the Wern have. The other sugars like sugar beets and cane also figure heavily in that, but it's the corn lobby that basically owns Congress.

This is why you have a bunch of cheap junk in the middle aisles of the grocery store that may as well be poison. You might notice the really bad stuff is also around waist to shoulder height so fatties don't even have to bend over or reach up to get to it from their fatty scooters.

Even welfare will easily get the most piggish glutton imaginable enough Mountain Dew and Little Debbies to pig out all day long while doing nothing else but eating.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's partly because they're fatties, but the food industry actually makes it so the worst foods for you are also the cheapest, especially if you're in some situation where you have no kitchen or are too much of a retard (or often just too lazy) to cook.

The worst thing the Farm Bill does every time it's renewed is massively subsidize corn, leading to bullshit like HFCS being in absolutely everything, which is probably one of the leading causes of the beetus and other things fatties like the Wern have. The other sugars like sugar beets and cane also figure heavily in that, but it's the corn lobby that basically owns Congress.

This is why you have a bunch of cheap junk in the middle aisles of the grocery store that may as well be poison. You might notice the really bad stuff is also around waist to shoulder height so fatties don't even have to bend over or reach up to get to it from their fatty scooters.

Even welfare will easily get the most piggish glutton imaginable enough Mountain Dew and Little Debbies to pig out all day long while doing nothing else but eating.

Doritos are 9 bucks for two bags here. 15 lbs of rice is cheaper.

Actually i did not mean to be snarky or disagree. Shits fucked up but Lucas isn't worth explaining this to.

15% EBT is spent on soda! SODA! These people are layabouts and idiots, I'm all for helping people who need it but WIC says milk eggs and bread.

Im for bringing back gov cheese. Absolutely i agree the system is wack and I remember being poor getting day old honey buns were less than eggs a dozen eggs isn't as much calories as a single donut. Its absolutely fucked and again I just didn't get into it because Lucas is 100% the problem both as his choices and our system.

There's a lot to be fixed and sorted but the cut it people have Lucas as a perfect example of why. He just can't care to feed himself correctly.

I'm in a wealthy area and all us losers donate extra produce to the local church that has a pantry. That's a rarity but it's often taken too. So not all the people who need help are Lucas level there's enough that we shouldn't keep pigs alive so cheezit make a few bucks more.

At very least cut soda off the EBT.

 

[WonderWino]

Its interesting its been two days since lucas has posted an update about his cellulitis adventure at the hospital. I wonder if that means he's not having a very good time with it. Given how close it is to his birthday and how he's already mentioned his parents told him something is waiting for him when he gets out of the hospital you'd think he would be doing his usual daily bragging and mooing for someone to give him money on cashapp so he can stuff himself with multiple birthday clinkerdaggers meals. It must piss him off to no end that he is missing his window of mooing for money at one of his most profitable times of the year

Though I bet the staff and residents of mallon place are pleased to have him gone for awhile

I wonder if he'll pick up one of those hospital acquired infections while he's in there. I wouldn't really be surprised given his health and the fact he's clearly already pretty susceptible to infections. It would be typical of lucas to come out of a place even more fucked up than when he went in

 

[Da Dude123]

On that note, by his own admission, after mallon place gets their cut and he pays for his phone he has $13 left for the month. He's destitute even by homeless ragman standards. Even they make considerably more than that a month just by collecting bottles and panhandling, which I have more respect for because as much as I dislike panhandling at least they're actually going out and doing something to try to get money. Lucas just sits in his bed shirtless whenever he has the opportunity and rants into his phone while demanding people send him money and/or doordash. Lucas is too lazy and entitled to even attempt to pan handle for change, even when he could have potentially made enough money to a steak dinner or two when he was on the street. Says alot about his mentality

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Sketchy idiots and companies with seriously ethically questionable histories stopped using twitter! I hate it too! I never liked it even when I used it! says the guy who got banned from it multiple times for using it to creep on little girls, post lunacy and shit that was at best borderline kiddie porn. Remember that stuff you posted on twitter about 13 year old girls in japan lucas? I do

Its interesting its been two days since lucas has posted an update about his cellulitis adventure at the hospital. I wonder if that means he's not having a very good time with it. Given how close it is to his birthday and how he's already mentioned his parents told him something is waiting for him when he gets out of the hospital you'd think he would be doing his usual daily bragging and mooing for someone to give him money on cashapp so he can stuff himself with multiple birthday clinkerdaggers meals. It must piss him off to no end that he is missing his window of mooing for money at one of his most profitable times of the year

Though I bet the staff and residents of mallon place are pleased to have him gone for awhile

I wonder if he'll pick up one of those hospital acquired infections while he's in there. I wouldn't really be surprised given his health and the fact he's clearly already pretty susceptible to infections. It would be typical of lucas to come out of a place even more fucked up than when he went in

He very well may still be in the hospital. Perhaps, things took a turn for the worse? When he gets out, I wonder if there is some social service agency that will give him a ride back to the nursing home, or if he will have to waddle back there?

You know he will be showing off his birthday gifts and talking about how much the gifts cost. He hates money, but loves to talk about how expensive things are that he does, like the $120 steak and the $85 lobster.

Man, for productive Americans who have health insurance, a multi day stay at the hospital would be very expensive. But for lolcows on tugboats, they're plenty good. Everything is covered for them.

 

[WonderWino]

When he gets out, I wonder if there is some social service agency that will give him a ride back to the nursing home, or if he will have to waddle back there?

One of the services mallon place advertises for its residents is driving them to medical appointments and similar necessary visits to places. So it'll likely be someone from mallon place picking him up. Which no doubt he's pleased at and feels entitled to

and yeah the fact he gets all this covered is fucking nuts. The US healthcare system should be embarrassed by letting scumbags like lucas get it all for free when the average american could get royally fucked by such a stay

 

[AnOminous]

Its interesting its been two days since lucas has posted an update about his cellulitis adventure at the hospital. I wonder if that means he's not having a very good time with it.

Maybe it turned into sepsis and he died.

 

[Bassomatic]

Maybe it turned into sepsis and he died.

His retard mom would have tweeted it for likes unless she's too busy eating brillo pads with her brain failing.

 

[Krathnami]

Found this in the wild. It’s impossible to authenticate it but I think it’s funny.

 

[WonderWino]

View attachment 6681162Found this in the wild. It’s impossible to authenticate it but I think it’s funny.

That doesn't sound like wernspeak to me. He doesn't talk like that. He also wasn't charged with anything and wasn't cleared of anything, which lucas would be well aware of. Lucas would have read the stuff about being called a groomer and flipped his shit like he always does, throwing insults at people and threatening to block them for being 'republican bigots' he'd also claim it was legal, not that he was cleared of anything

 

[Da Dude123]

Just checked Lucas's Mom, Myrna's FB page and she posted 3 days ago about her bovine son, Lucas, him being in the hospital but doing soooo much better and hoping he would be released soon. Her friends offered "prayers" to Dr. Nigger Luke for a complete recovery.

 

[WonderWino]

Just checked Lucas's Mom, Myrna's FB page and she posted 3 days ago about her bovine son, Lucas, him being in the hospital but doing soooo much better and hoping he would be released soon. Her friends offered "prayers" to Dr. Nigger Luke for a complete recovery.

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That makes it pretty clear myrna's been keeping real quiet about his lucas's history. Somehow I doubt they'd be offering their thoughts and prayers or want to hear her trying to pull the sympathy card for her pedo son

and with lucas suddenly no longer posting from the hospital it makes me wonder if he's having a bad time in there and they're having more difficulty than they expected treating the cellulitis, and he doesn't want people to see that if he posted a pic

That said, you just know he's pissing everybody off in there and probably trying to get as much hospital food as possible. Though why anybody would want to eat hospital food, let alone multiple servings of it is beyond me. They should keep a supply of nutraloaf at hospitals for people like lucas. Though knowing lucas he'd probably try to pour ranch dressing all over it

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That makes it pretty clear myrna's been keeping real quiet about his lucas's history. Somehow I doubt they'd be offering their thoughts and prayers or want to hear her trying to pull the sympathy card for her pedo son

and with lucas suddenly no longer posting from the hospital it makes me wonder if he's having a bad time in there and they're having more difficulty than they expected treating the cellulitis, and he doesn't want people to see that if he posted a pic

That said, you just know he's pissing everybody off in there and probably trying to get as much hospital food as possible. Though why anybody would want to eat hospital food, let alone multiple servings of it is beyond me. They should keep a supply of nutraloaf at hospitals for people like lucas. Though knowing lucas he'd probably try to pour ranch dressing all over it

Or send him to a KaiserPermanente hospital.
Worst food I've ever eaten, or tried to eat. It was mostly inedible.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

This guy can’t even work a part time job why does he think he deserves anything?

 

[Pedophobe]

Or send him to a KaiserPermanente hospital.
Worst food I've ever eaten, or tried to eat. It was mostly inedible.

This is the Wern we're talking about. You've seen the things he chooses to eat.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This is the Wern we're talking about. You've seen the things he chooses to eat.

True, I do forget that at times.

 

[not in the cards]

So it looks like Lucas was in hospital for cellulitis. But relax guys, he doesn't have MRSA, so he can't infect any zoomer bae who wants to indulge in whatever fucked up nurse fantasy he's had going on in his head while he's been in hospital.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

"Wound healing as it should"
[X] Doubt