The Julays 2024: Pre-Show Discussion - It's an election year. This thread is the primaries.

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Linking my nominations for Lolcow Media of the year.

The Trump assassination photo by Evan Vucci:
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The AI generated image of a green dragon in a laboratory by @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed that led to Rekieta reading the superchat 9 times on the cokestream:
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Rekieta's arraignment zoom call (as recorded by MLS), archived in the OP below.
Useful_Mistake said:
On the 24th of May, arraignment hearing was held for both of them. Nicholas Rekieta represented himself and his wife. He wanted to represent his side hoe too, but the side hoe was released already and free. The hearings can be seen here:
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Abigail Thorne in House of the Dragon, all scenes archived here. I love that he's got two nominations for Lolcow Media on this page alone and neither are his "performance" in The Acolyte or the creepy video where he interviews his old self. Not sure if the latter was this year.
A. G. Peak said:
Here are the Choob scenes.
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Thought of one more I'd like to nominate: @JudyTester's sighting of Liz Fong-Jones in Chicago.
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Some nominations

Fresh Meat:
Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle aged diaper enthusiast with Munchausens Syndrome who fakes autism so that his family members are forced to go along with his fetishes. Constantly harasses his family members through constant attempts to call the police against them, and at one point tried to poison them. His thread is a very tough read and makes most people angry due to being a leech who harasses his family and wastes resources set aside for people who are actually disabled. He is currently facing homelessness due to APS deciding to withdraw resources from this munchie.
Zoey / emoboyfucker69 / aumiist / mitsufan - Schizophrenic a-log and shotacon-loving pooner with BPD and way too much anger. She's a bit difficult to summarize due to her thread going in different directions every few days, but in the 3 months she has had a thread, she has completely lost her mind, become addicted to drugs, and has done retarded stunt after retarded stunt, including nearly put herself at death's door by filming Hurricane Milton hitting her town while taking absolutely no safety precautions. Right now we are looking at a possible Scientology arc due to her claiming to be a victim of an "anti-science cult"
Jimmy Donaldson / Mr. Beast - "Philanthropy" YouTuber who at one point had a massive empire, and had everything collapse in months, initially due to how much he covered up for his pedophile tranny friend, which later triggered a slew of people exposing him as a complete fraud. Collaborated with known Zoomer-pandering faggots Logan Paul and KSI to create a Lunchables ripoff that was recalled for health concerns due to mold growing before the consumer even opened it.
Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome - A group of pedophiles and furfags who hate one of the few people in the Roblox community who actually try to stop Roblox's recent infestation of adult content on a children's platform. It's spawned so much butthurt that it created not one, not two, but four spin-off threads just by how much people hate this guy.

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Emily Nicole Cassidy / SamanthaPrater - Retarded art thief and pathological liar. She was recently discovered to have been connected to a murder.

I'm unsure of who else to nominate at this point, but I think these people are all good nominess.
 
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If the entire community is possible:
Fresh Meat: Bluesky community thread

It’s the fastest-growing Kiwi Farms thread made in 2024, created in November 15, 2024; and skyrocketed to 62 pages in merely 11 days. It’s the best Fresh Meat Community Watch thread in 2024, and is still blooming.

The Bluesky community is a huge community that has a majority of the userbase being extreme leftists, politicians, celebrities, influencers, trannies, lolcows and all other sorts of Xitter users that has TDS and MDS moved here. In return, pedophiles, zoophiles, zoosadists, lolicons and shotacons would make up the huge userbase. Its community is a huge hugbox that immensely hates Kiwi Farms, the alt-right; and many things that hits them personally to the point they’ll frame it as problematic. It’s an extremely fun thread, and disgusting at the same time because of the pedophile, tranny population in Bsky making bad takes and openly expressing heresy publicly.

Well-known lolcows like Chris-chan, Patrick Tomlinson, MovieBob and others were also residents of the polluted butterfly.
 
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I nominate to lolcow of the week the balldo pope himself - Nicholas Robert Rickieta. In addition to previous year he reached new "highs" such as finding cocaine in his daughter hair, looping on stream with fat dragon fart fetish image by animesuckcopeandsneed from neural network, inviting Ralph to omnibussin'.
 
Oh yeah, Rekieta is 100% getting lolcow of the year, no doubt about it. I'd even make him cow of the decade with the amount of blow, booze, and balldos he's had. On top of the fact he's facing 25 years in prison.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Lastly, while minor, I think @Dansburst Studios definitely deserves a spot within Animal Control, if that category is going live this year. While low key, this lovely specimen has already done quite enough to earn a nomination, between him being an antifa brony who defends pedophilia and making a video where he argues that having sex with animals is perfectly natural and moral. Yes, really, even normalfags have made a big deal about it and his video was shadowbanned. He was going into comments and arguing with people too, there was some confusion as to if this was a parody video to make fun of furries but our friend Timmy squashed those rumors quick.
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@Dansburst Studios now has an official thread in Animal Control:

Now that he has an official thread, I would say either nominate him for Animal Control, but if that category is going to be removed, maybe Fresh Meat?
 
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For Lolcow Media, I nominate this letter that a nameless pig released the recently to his judge
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This is the funniest shit I read all year. For reference, this cow has an international arrest warrant over a misdeneamor, for contempt of court when he recorded something he shouldn't have. He pissed off the judge so much that they're willing to extradite him from Mexico over this, and yet this retard goes all buddy-buddy on the judge, thinking he will be let off the hook because it's nearly Christmas and he has 2 cats. This was not filed by his lawyer btw, as he has no money for one.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
For Lolcow Media, I nominate this letter that a nameless pig released the recently to his judge
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This is the funniest shit I read all year. For reference, this cow has an international arrest warrant over a misdeneamor, for contempt of court when he recorded something he shouldn't have. He pissed off the judge so much that they're willing to extradite him from Mexico over this, and yet this retard goes all buddy-buddy on the judge, thinking he will be let off the hook because it's nearly Christmas and he has 2 cats. This was not filed by his lawyer btw, as he has no money for one.
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Only this additional piece of art elevates it to a truly worthy contender:
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I nominate for Lolcow Media video/audio: "Cyraxx admits being a pedophile while crying":

and "Boogie2988 twisting his tipples" as a gif:
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EDIT: Daniel Larson "Bomb you! freak out" this was the video and freakout that eventually put him into a long prison time.
 
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You're right, there is only one nominee for loty. Free my nigger Austin!
 
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