🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Rage Pig said:
Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.
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0 Lessons learned.
 
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Ralph retweeting Chiefs cope, trying to forget about last weeks game
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Ralph smugly showing off that his accounts are immune to suspension thanks to paying Elon 20 dollars a month:
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Ralph had something to do with it, apparently:
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Ralph celebrating 90k followers in case he's not alive to see 100k:
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Ralphs second premium X account reacts to his primary premium X accounts post about taking almost 15 years to obtain 90k followers:
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Die For Me! said:
Ralphs second premium X account reacts to his primary premium X accounts post about taking almost 15 years to obtain 90k followers:
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That meme is only half at their expense. Ralph is clarifying that he means "Thank you, PPP and Warski, for keeping me relevant and getting me to 90k!"

As usual, he forgets to credit his biggest fans here at the Farms. Sad!
 
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Die For Me! said:
Divorce incoming?
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For groyper reasons the Catboy Führer has decreed that the wifejak is a Israeli psyop to bluepill online conservatives. (I rate myself autistic for knowing this) and in his forever quest to get back in the AF's good graces piggy jumped on the bandwagon.
 
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There Is Light At The End said:
What's wrong with wifejak? Is it hitting close to home that mother have to explain something to her daughter?
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Well from what I’ve seen all the people who hate it are brown, closeted homosexuals, and wife abusers. It could be very possible we see Ralph get angry at a print out of it and crumple it up as a show of manly dominance on his show before sobbing how he misses his wife who left him because he’s an obese alcoholic abusive piece of white trash
 
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Rage Pig said:
Sorry piggy, Zero HP is right.
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Did the "feels guy" finally troon out?
"Wifejak" sounds like the gayest thing in the world btw. Wojak is the actual last name of the guy the original macro was named after, the guy who wrote the original "tfw no gf" post. Wifejak sounds like somebody wants to marry that dude.
I still don't see how this makes anyone actually upset. I will just carve it up to retarded twitter things I don't care to understand.
 
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