Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Marty Robbins said:
It's 2045. God Emperor Barron Trump rules the world with an iron fist, taking over after Project 2025 installed the Trump family as an absolute monarchy. Space X made android jerkops patrol the streets arresting trannys on sight. Only one person can save the world: Crystal Weston Chandler, the totally never molested by her dad half Finnish hero with her sidekick Estrogen-Rosechu and advised by the ghost of Magi-Chan. Operating out of the ruins of CWCville this dynamic team fights the power and looks for the way to finally bring in the dimensional merge.
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All this will play out in chris' version of The Matrix.
 
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Jeffrey Dahmer would have had a harem had be been released. Chris' infamy reached escape velocity after the motherfucking incident. I'd bet she wasn't even the first to try and throw herself at chris. She's also an operator for sure, her opsec has been too good.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I don't mind Chris being called a trans influencer especially if he becomes more known by normies. Let him become the face of transgenderism and let the general public see how fucking crazy he is and let that expand to the rest of the trannies.
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Absolutely.

More Troons accused of being potentially Oedipal the less will troon out and double down.
 
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Borb Guy said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Caden is telling Chris to be quiet, because the attention he's getting may be boosting Etsy sales.
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Wait isn't that a good thing? I thought Caden controlled the Etsy. So why wouldn't he want boosted sales?
 
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Jeffrey Dahmer would have had a harem had be been released. Chris' infamy reached escape velocity after the motherfucking incident. I'd bet she wasn't even the first to try and throw herself at chris. She's also an operator for sure, her opsec has been too good.
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The only justice that crazy mother fucker cannibal deserved was to be ripped limb from limb and set on fire.

Demons are real and he was living proof.
 
Issou1825 said:
I think that the CPS will be pretty quick to take action and get the child out of the house.

In france there are two local memecows "Mickey et Magalax" a soyboy with Mickey’s voice and his obese narcissistic whale who insults him as he does overtime to feed the monster. They ended up having a child and it was almost immediately snatched by CPS after the whale said to a troll in DMs that she wanted to hit the baby (2 weeks after childbirth)


They were supposed to get the child back last month but it was delayed since she made no progress on making a good environment for the kid. (btw, the cuck country of France is still paying their parenting checks which are spend on Nutella and cheap restaurants for the couple)

I hope that the USA will care as much as France did in this situation, only one tip to the CPS with a few screenshots led to an investigation of their household, I hope the same thing will be done for Chris’ kid.

Only the holy abortion or miscarriages can save that gene pool.
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I'm conflicted on this
On one hand, I don't know these people and how bad the kid would actually have it in their care
On the other hand, government feels way too free to meddle with and snatch up any kid they can from their parents these days, no matter the excuse, and it's not something we should be encouraging

Did the kid really get taken because of one dumb message the mom sent to a rando online? If so that sounds fucking horrible, that such a precedent can be set
 
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The CWCki has mentioned Chris popped an estrogen pill while on stream. That can mean he hasn't completely stopped his hormone therapy bit it can also be a sign he's microdosing.


Hormones, like any substance you put in your body. Can't just be given up cold turkey. The damage that can do is almost worse than going cold turkey while recovering from hard drugs or alcoholism.

If Chris and flutter are trying to conceive. The first thing Chris has to do is microdose his estrogen therapy until the hormone levels are balanced and his body is producing T again then stop taking estrogen all together. Mind you it's a longshot if just the damage a decade of hormone therapy including the "ostrogel incident" can be even minimalized to where Chris starts producing even a below healthy sperm count.



And even if THAT happens, the only hope those two will have of a successful conception is ivf. Where Chris's sperm cell is taken directly from his body and injected right into flutters egg. If only because a weak, low sperm count wouldn't survive the natural means of conception.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
The CWCki has mentioned Chris popped an estrogen pill while on stream. That can mean he hasn't completely stopped his hormone therapy bit it can also be a sign he's microdosing.
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I mean if we're working off the assumption that Flutter is already pregnant why wouldn't he go back to HRT? I personally think she is actually pregnant right now but that's just a gut feeling.
 
Éamonn Ceannt said:
I mean if we're working off the assumption that Flutter is already pregnant why wouldn't he go back to HRT? I personally think she is actually pregnant right now but that's just a gut feeling.
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That's based on the "they're trying to conceive theory." If she's already knocked up then what i suggested is then one possibility to how they got her pregnant. It really depends on which school of thought you base this on, the she's already pregnant and the kids due in summer or they're trying to get pregnant and hope they can get flutter knocked up in time for summer.
 
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