Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

Is there any good outcome in all this?

Flutter gives birth to a girl, Chris names Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter gives birth to a boy, Chris grooms since infant that the child is a girl, names it Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter have a stillbirth, Chris-chan keeps it and insist his son/daughter is well and had problem merging into our dimension, keeps the mummified remains thinking its a Pupa waiting to hatch. names it Crystal.


Or Chris, after all the HRT didnt have the sperm for it and ends up owning a cuck chair, as that weirdo who leads the group that takes advantage of Chris financially ends up being the real father to Flutter's kid. but leaves said child to be abused by Chris and Flutter.


...Theres literally no good outcome from Chris being anywhere near a child.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.
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Behold: The Antichrist
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Guys WHAT THE HELLLLLL
DAILY MAIL!
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TRIBUNE!
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LOADS OF THESE!
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EVEN BLOODY KNOWYOURMEME!
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this is why normalfags shouldn't be online, know about someone like chris chan or have funny things, ever

i'd go as far as saying this confidently: if no normalfags ever found chris, if it was still largely the early era web weirdos circling him, we would be on a better and funnier timeline, one where he's probably sperging out at the local bodega about scooby doo vitamin candies, instead of getting into politics and the tub of hair dye
 
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I leave the Internet for a bit (life stuff happened) and suddenly I hear this news.

What the fuck is even real anymore? I'm so fucking confused. Fuck me, I wish this was the 2000's again when things made more sense.

I guess if Darksydephil can beat the IRS at their own game then anything is possible. I mean really? Chris-Chan is going to be a dad now? Someone needs to do the math and come up with a fucking Calculus equation to show how is this possible because I feel like we've entered an alternate dimension. Shit guys, if you told me that pigs will fly tomorrow then I'll believe you. What the fuck is this damn timeline anymore? I feel like I'm on an episode of MTV's Punk'd and the cameras will show up from their hiding spots.
 
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Y'all laughed when I called this out weeks ago >:]

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I think that the CPS will be pretty quick to take action and get the child out of the house.

In france there are two local memecows "Mickey et Magalax" a soyboy with Mickey’s voice and his obese narcissistic whale who insults him as he does overtime to feed the monster. They ended up having a child and it was almost immediately snatched by CPS after the whale said to a troll in DMs that she wanted to hit the baby (2 weeks after childbirth)


They were supposed to get the child back last month but it was delayed since she made no progress on making a good environment for the kid. (btw, the cuck country of France is still paying their parenting checks which are spend on Nutella and cheap restaurants for the couple)

I hope that the USA will care as much as France did in this situation, only one tip to the CPS with a few screenshots led to an investigation of their household, I hope the same thing will be done for Chris’ kid.

Only the holy abortion or miscarriages can save that gene pool.
 

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My counter to that argument is that if CWC could escape responsibility for (allegedly) fucking his elderly mother, I think he would be able to get his kid back from CPS if that happened.

I sometimes entertain the theory that CWC and Darksydephil were separated at birth because those two have this super OP uncanny ability to escape trouble whenever they find it. I remember when Chris ran over Micheal Snyder with his van and I thought "This is it, he's going to prison" and then he gets off with a slap on the wrist. It's the same with DSP, I though him being in trouble with the IRS and his debtors with the credit card companies would do him in; the fucking court took DSP's side and he didn't had to sell off any big assets.

I don't think Chris-Chan will ever be in deep shit because both CWC and DSP have the Devil's luck.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Is there any good outcome in all this?

Flutter gives birth to a girl, Chris names Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter gives birth to a boy, Chris grooms since infant that the child is a girl, names it Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter have a stillbirth, Chris-chan keeps it and insist his son/daughter is well and had problem merging into our dimension, keeps the mummified remains thinking its a Pupa waiting to hatch. names it Crystal.


Or Chris, after all the HRT didnt have the sperm for it and ends up owning a cuck chair, as that weirdo who leads the group that takes advantage of Chris financially ends up being the real father to Flutter's kid. but leaves said child to be abused by Chris and Flutter.


...Theres literally no good outcome from Chris being anywhere near a child.
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The good outcome is that chris gets put in the slammer where he belongs for child abuse
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Is there any good outcome in all this?

Flutter gives birth to a girl, Chris names Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter gives birth to a boy, Chris grooms since infant that the child is a girl, names it Crystal and the worst crimes against humanity will begin to unfold onwards

Flutter have a stillbirth, Chris-chan keeps it and insist his son/daughter is well and had problem merging into our dimension, keeps the mummified remains thinking its a Pupa waiting to hatch. names it Crystal.


Or Chris, after all the HRT didnt have the sperm for it and ends up owning a cuck chair, as that weirdo who leads the group that takes advantage of Chris financially ends up being the real father to Flutter's kid. but leaves said child to be abused by Chris and Flutter.


...Theres literally no good outcome from Chris being anywhere near a child.
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Flutter dies during childbirth, Chris is deemed unfit to be a parent which shouldn’t be hard to prove. Chris gives the baby to the Godfather Joshua Connor Moon.
 
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