Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SaidNoOneEver]

Your honor, my child didn’t test positive because I gave her cocaine she merely tested positive because my urine was in her hair

"Nature's shampoo. It's in the Bible."

 

[Swole McPole]

With how he acts like a jilted lover towards Aaron...do you think the reason Nicky Crackhead got so mad and passive aggressive at Null is because he thought he had a chance at fucking Null?

Seems unlikely -- primarily because Null was so far away. I definitely think he had an obsessive emotional attachment to him though. If Null had lived closer, he'd have definitely had regular invitations to the hot tub.

 

[Flora Fox]

Clearly someone took a piss on his daughter.

Remember that diaper fetish crap he sd about that young girl?

 

[not william stenchever]

With how he acts like a jilted lover towards Aaron...do you think the reason Nicky Crackhead got so mad and passive aggressive at Null is because he thought he had a chance at fucking Null?

Those soft eyes of Nool's looked into Nick's heart, with a high degree of binocular vision, melting it and making him feel like a fat woman, wanted. His transformation into a rage twig was entirely to spite Dear Feeder. The sassily eating a single Doritos a promise, that if Jersh came back he could feed Nick to his heart's content.

 

[Fapcop]

It’ll be interesting to see if Our Wife shows up for the trial.

I’m betting she won’t and divorce is at hand.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would assume his swattings to be from the KickVic sphere because that's the era I remember him getting swatted in.

No.

Sore Twats wasn't even in the business of gayopping when Nicky first got swatted iirc. Unless there's newer incidents.

They absolutely were.

Rekieta, and a whole bunch of others, got swatted throughout 2022, and into early 2023. IIRC, they hit Nick specifically in early 2022. By 2022, Weebwars was basically dead.

Popular opinion at the time is that it was groyper faggots, but it turned out to be Torswats. He was hit by Torswats.

I honestly don't recall him ever getting swatted during Weebwars (those KV fags were more about ethics complaints), but even if he did, it just further underscores the point none of this has anything to do with Aaron.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

It’ll be interesting to see if Our Wife shows up for the trial.

I’m betting she won’t and divorce is at hand.

I hope you find true love in her arms Fapcop. That's a RomCom I'd gladly pay money to watch in the theaters instead of torrenting.

 

[Lammy]

Popular opinion at the time is that it was groyper faggots, but it turned out to be Torswats. He was hit by Torswats.

Wasn't Torswats also doing it for pay though? Couldn't it have been groypers paying Torswats? I think that would probably be consistent with other groyper hated figures (Metokur, Andy, post-betrayal Ralph) having been swatted by Torswats too.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Aaron is an annoying cunt, I hate his show being clipped and I hate even more having to listen to him, however Nick hates him more than any of us and is proving how cuckoldry & coke can destroy your life while you blame the person you hate.

I look forward to Nick fighting this with everything he has his legal strategy is obviously blaming it all on Aaron which will work... It has to work! Goooooo Nick

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wonder if any concerned citizens are showing up for this one. The last time we got that fun picture where Nick looked like a fallout ghoul.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

For full context, here is the link to the post which started this discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18738815

Notice that at the bottom of the fourth page it says Child Protection Intake Summary followed by a list of dates. We know nothing definitive about that 2009 case; we have only Rekieta's statement which I posted above. It's possible he's telling the truth, it's possible he's lying.

Thx. I remember seeing that some time ago but had forgotten the specifics.

"I changed. People accused me of lying, but I just changed." - Rekieta Nov 25th

When the evidence of his lies is insurmountable, he just moves the goalpost.

On February 6th, when April was probably still his "girlfriend", he said:
0:25: "I know people perceive differences but to me, internally, I'm not different how I think about things. Sure, I may be different how I execute things how I talk I do a show [...]"

He once stood for many principles that normal people see as core values in life:
Monogamy, loyalty to your spouse, faithfulness to your religion, defending freedom of expression even when it's against you...

The lengths he goes to avoid admitting he wasn't truthful (aka HE LIED) to those principles is astounding.
But at the same time, it's not surprising...
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His principles are extensions of his courtesy. According to him, a principle doesn't reflect an idea bigger than oneself; it's just a tool for personal benefit.

His words and principles are meaningless, serving only his self-fulfillment and vanity. They will never stand for anything bigger. What a cuck.

Full mask-off, then.

So, he hired a lawyer for vanity's sake? Motherfucker is going broke, retains a lawyer for Kayla to not get thrown off the bar, forgets to make his bar payments, spends what little of his savings is left on renewing it to own the Kiwis, and is high on Nitro whilst making Kayla blow the lawyer to distract him from fucking with her court filings.

Complete and total clown world, with balloons full of galaxy gas.

He didn't hire her lawyer; she did. She's the client. And marital property is marital property. Inheritance is included if commingled. (That said, Nick could conceivably be the guy who keeps all the money in accounts only in his own name...)

 

[Delamain]

I’m Ready to laugh at the malnourished meth head

 

[Truly Rural]

If he fights it the FULL FORCE OF THE GUBERMENT will literally crush his balldo.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how Nick is still too retarded to realize that Aaron is more likely to slip up on his own.

Nick has this inability to pick up on social cues. I think there's a name for it. Maybe it's in his years out of date DSM-IV, not that psychiatry uses that any more.

 

[Trans Randy]

Aaron is an annoying cunt, I hate his show being clipped and I hate even more having to listen to him, however Nick hates him more than any of us and is proving how cuckoldry & coke can destroy your life while you blame the person you hate.

I look forward to Nick fighting this with everything he has his legal strategy is obviously blaming it all on Aaron which will work... It has to work! Goooooo Nick

Thankfully, we have long had a logical cope to this: The A-log.

Yes Nicky, I know you're reading. You are a Steel Toe Morning Show A-log.
I declare it officially. And the only way you could counter about that is to go on a Stream or Twitter rant about how you totally are not.

 

[AnOminous]

It's bizzare that they're still harping on this bullshit though. At this stage, it really doesn't matter what led to the search warrant. THEY FOUND AN OUNCE OF FUCKING COKE IN THE HOUSE.

Doesn't matter. Probable cause is at the time of granting the warrant. If there was no probable cause, the warrant was invalid and the evidence doesn't get in. The problem is there was probable cause at that time.

The insane accusations against Aaron are still absolutely irrelevant to anything of importance. It was pure retardation to include that, presumably at the insistence of Balldo.

That's insinuating that Nick eats, though, and everyone knows he doesn't.

That's a lie. He's been seen gorging on an entire Dorito in one sitting.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I want the bodycam footage. I need the bodycam footage. The only thing that matters to me in life is that bodycam footage.
I can smell it, it's so close.

 

[TherapyMan]

The insane accusations against Aaron are still absolutely irrelevant to anything of importance. It was pure retardation to include that, presumably at the insistence of Balldo.

It's bullshit but I think the thought process here is to smuggle in the idea that the cocaine belonged to Aaron without directly saying as much, which of course will not work, but Balldo as Balldoes.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick needs to walk into the court room, look at the plea deal, grab it, tear it in half, and THROW IT ON THE GROUND.

HE'S NOT A PART OF YOUR *SYSTEM*

NERDS!

 

[NSA]

The judge, police, gay ex, drug lab, your own eyes, cps, pastor, damn kids, congregation, teachers, and extended family are all ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING, so Nick must plead NOT GUILTY.